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Offline Chris_

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Advice you wish you'd listened to
« on: February 04, 2011, 10:44:53 PM »
We all have a piece of advice(or a lot of them) that we really should have listened to. What are your favorites?
  • Don't marry her
    Don't date her
    Do NOT stick your dick in crazy
    Get a divorce and stay in the Army, soldier on
    Don't work for that asshole, you'll regret it
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Re: Advice you wish you'd listened to
« Reply #1 on: February 04, 2011, 10:51:12 PM »
Go to college straight out of high school

Put a hundred bucks a month starting at age 18 into an account and get some compound interest (Dave Ramsey)
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Re: Advice you wish you'd listened to
« Reply #2 on: February 04, 2011, 11:21:26 PM »
1 Do not marry him.
2 Join the Air Force.
3. Sit up straight.
4. Floss.
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Re: Advice you wish you'd listened to
« Reply #3 on: February 05, 2011, 07:31:16 AM »
smoking is bad, you shouldn't start (biggest bitch ever to quit!)

Don't look for things you don't really want to find

You can't unsee anything so if it is traumatizing don't look at it

It is really hard to lose weight after you hit 30 so don't gain a ton

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Re: Advice you wish you'd listened to
« Reply #4 on: February 05, 2011, 07:44:07 AM »
Quote from: GinaBug on February 04, 2011, 10:51:12 PM
Go to college straight out of high school

This. :(
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Re: Advice you wish you'd listened to
« Reply #5 on: February 05, 2011, 09:52:29 AM »
"Don't put that in your mouth, you don't know where it's been." 
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Re: Advice you wish you'd listened to
« Reply #6 on: February 05, 2011, 10:37:43 AM »
Quote from: thundley4 on February 05, 2011, 09:52:29 AM
"Don't put that in your mouth, you don't know where it's been." 

Never let a Sailor touch you an inch above your knee.

Don't go out after dark alone.

Keep a gun in the house and learn how to use it.

Learn how to cook.

Show your man you love them or tell them twice a day.

Never eat yellow snow.
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Re: Advice you wish you'd listened to
« Reply #7 on: February 05, 2011, 11:09:21 AM »
There is nothing good going on after 11pm only bad stuff

Don't let your baby sleep with you, they never want to leave your bed.

If in doubt throw it out (food spoilage)

It can happen to you too.  (When I was in my teens and 20s I thought I was bulletproof and nothing would ever happen to me like it did my friends, I was wrong every time too)
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Re: Advice you wish you'd listened to
« Reply #8 on: February 05, 2011, 11:35:24 AM »
Quote from: mamacags on February 05, 2011, 11:09:21 AM
Don't let your baby sleep with you, they never want to leave your bed.


Jeep and Victoria sleep with me :whistling:
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Re: Advice you wish you'd listened to
« Reply #9 on: February 05, 2011, 11:37:20 AM »
1.  Do not marry him (that seems to be a universal piece of advice).
2.  Wait to have kids.
3.  Save your money. 
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