Bobo los Hobo reacts to Barry's speach.

[true_blood]

Poor Bobo, off to be sacrificed.
I wonder who she'll leave her Buick to? Maybe Paul Grayson or Kief Odorman?

[Evil_Conservative]

if bobo is homeless, how does it hook up to the interwebz? 

She posts from an iPhone... I think?  And yes, from a library and probably a Starbucks occasionally.

[chitownchica]

She posts from an iPhone... I think?  And yes, from a library and probably a Starbucks occasionally.

Does she really have an iPhone, or was that just a joke? I never could figure that out.

It would just be nice if you would go so far as to ensure that we have access to a comfortable and quick exit

I'd be willing to chip in $5.00.  Anyone want to join me?

[Evil_Conservative]

Does she really have an iPhone, or was that just a joke? I never could figure that out.

I'm not sure, but everyone always jokes about it. 

[Freeper]

Like clockwork you can count on Bobbo to show up in a thread or start one just so she can bitch about something. Stupid and  lazy is her trademark in life.

I still say, if she can post at DU she could do an office job.

[true_blood]

I still say, if she can post at DU she could do an office job.

Now you're pushing it.

[NHSparky]

None of the Denver Public Library branches are open past 8 PM.  RACISTS!!!!!11!!eleventy!!!``111~!!!!

http://denverlibrary.org/content/2010-hours

[Boudicca]

Sacrificed for what?

Hopefully not for dinner.  I'm betting the oldest, toughest chicken out there has nothing on the hobo.
Dammit you idiot woman (bobo, not you Jess) get a different ****ing schtick.  This got old years ago.

No, not really, it's entertaining watching your idiot chums try to suck up to you, those who don't ignore your ceaseless pleas for ATTENTION.  Hey, ask yourself why no one has ever offered you a place under THEIR roof instead of shoving you off on the cold, cruel world. 
I wish for you many more years of posting on DU to the everlasting torment of your fellow DUmmies.

[chitownchica]

I'm not sure, but everyone always jokes about it. 

I see it often here but wonder if it's true. I wouldn't be surprised. Bobo's expectations are beyond believable. She nearly blew a gasket one day when a fellow DUer suggested she share an apartment with someone. That was beneath her standards.

[Evil_Conservative]

I see it often here but wonder if it's true. I wouldn't be surprised. Bobo's expectations are beyond believable. She nearly blew a gasket one day when a fellow DUer suggested she share an apartment with someone. That was beneath her standards.

ROOMMATES????????

Unbelievable.

Why would anyone expect someone else to live with other people?  That would mean having to split the expenses.  Who does that these days?

[GOBUCKS]

I still say, if she can post at DU she could do an office job.

Come on, now! Would you want to be in the cubicle next to DUmmy bobbolink? Maybe she could work in a toll booth.
And I believe she mentioned the iPhone herself one time. Considering that this country lost its heart long ago, she probably doesn't have an iPhone4. We force her to get by on an original iPhone. We at least got her a unlimited data package. Of course, you know the track record for honesty at the DUmp.

[chitownchica]

ROOMMATES????????

Unbelievable.

Why would anyone expect someone else to live with other people?  That would mean having to split the expenses.  Who does that these days?

Ha! She's too good for sharing. In her mind, everyone should be guaranteed a home (no sharing), vacation, etc. 

[Gina]

Ha! She's too good for sharing. In her mind, everyone should be guaranteed a home (no sharing), vacation, etc. 

well she is going to be really pissed when she goes on Obamacare for "free" and finds her fat ass in a shared room at the hospital.  I hope she gets a room mate with really bad gas.

[miskie]

ZOMG Bobo is homeless ??

[GOBUCKS]

well she is going to be really pissed when she goes on Obamacare for "free" and finds her fat ass in a shared room at the hospital.  I hope she gets a room mate with really bad gas.

All the photos I've seen of hospitals in socialist paradises indicate that a single roommate would be an impossible dream. The spare, dingy socialist hospitals in places like the UK always seem to have four to eight patients in each room.

[Boudicca]

Oh my.

You're kidding, sir.

That's like watching Gone With the Wind and missing all the Civil War parts.

Yeah, they have.

IF DU were a Civil War battlefield, say, Georgia, instead of a lunatic asylum, then Bobo would be Sherman, without the mercy.

[chitownchica]

All the photos I've seen of hospitals in socialist paradises indicate that a single roommate would be an impossible dream. The spare, dingy socialist hospitals in places like the UK always seem to have four to eight patients in each room.

I'd love to see and hear the response le Bobbette would have to a socialist paradise hospital. Where's my free room with wifi!!!

[AllosaursRus]

Soylent green?

Heh! Read my mind. The only problem is after ya distill the DUmbass and bull shit outa them, there's nuttin' left!

Hopefully not for dinner.  I'm betting the oldest, toughest chicken out there has nothing on the hobo.
Dammit you idiot woman (bobo, not you Jess) get a different ****ing schtick.  This got old years ago.

No, not really, it's entertaining watching your idiot chums try to suck up to you, those who don't ignore your ceaseless pleas for ATTENTION.  Hey, ask yourself why no one has ever offered you a place under THEIR roof instead of shoving you off on the cold, cruel world. 
I wish for you many more years of posting on DU to the everlasting torment of your fellow DUmmies.

Some Dummy sent her kids down to help from Boulder once and Bobo read 'em the riot act for publishin' info about her on the net in order to help her.

They had a big row over it. Maybe somebody with search capabilities over there can look it up. Bobo the Hobo was a real ass, so much so people were doubting she wanted any help at all. If she got help she could no longer play the victim. Useless POS!

[Revolution]

In the FIRST sentence she wrote of your OP, Dutch, I simply read: "If you're gonna ride my ass, at least pull my hair a little." That may not be what the Bobbling primitive wrote, but that what I read.


Cry me a river, Bobo...

[Boudicca]

In the FIRST sentence she wrote of your OP, Dutch, I simply read: "If you're gonna ride my ass, at least pull my hair a little." That may not be what the Bobbling primitive wrote, but that what I read.


Cry me a river, Bobo...

 

Allo, I know what you are referring to about some poor well meaning DUmmie and her kids trying to help bobo, but I don't know how to do a search through the swamp.   Thank God for small mercies.

[JohnnyReb]

BOBO doesn't want help...just a new comforter for her back seat.

[chitownchica]

There are quite a few threads where people have tried to assist Bobo.  She wants 'justice' from the government vs. charity from friends and acquaintances.  For those of you who don't know, Bobo had a place to live, but the landlords were too mean to some of the residents, so she moved out.  Does anyone remember that story? I think the landlords were Buddhist monks. Can you imagine them being mean? 

[Revolution]

The way she made it sound, they were mobsters with extensive rap sheets.

[Freeper]

There are quite a few threads where people have tried to assist Bobo.  She wants 'justice' from the government vs. charity from friends and acquaintances.  For those of you who don't know, Bobo had a place to live, but the landlords were too mean to some of the residents, so she moved out.  Does anyone remember that story? I think the landlords were Buddhist monks. Can you imagine them being mean? 

And I here I always thought, "Mother Theresa would tell her to **** off", was just an expression turns out, Bobo did that, only with monks. 

[chitownchica]

And I here I always thought, "Mother Theresa would tell her to **** off", was just an expression turns out, Bobo did that, only with monks. 

Yep - Mother Theresa would need bodyguards with Bobo around.