Honolulu, HI - In an exclusive discovery certain to rock the American political landscape BNN has uncovered the so-called "missing birth certificate" and what it reveals may destroy the president's credibility to retain his office.
After months of working contacts within the Hawaii Department of Public records we are able to bring you the truth behind the "Nativity Story" of America's 44th president.
On the long form certificate the entry actually reads: Barack Hussein O'Bama
Yes, you read that correctly; America's first black president is really Irish.
For the president and his handlers this is a debilitating blow. Not only does it leave their "first black president" narrative in tatters it also means President O'Bama is not the first Irish president ever and nobody really likes the Irish anyway.
It has long been recognized that St. Valentine's Day and St. Patrick's Day are just cheap excuses to get drunk and laid and now with the revelation that O'Bama is really just another drunken, horny Mick the political winds will have left his sails.
"It all makes sense now," says one Washington DC political insider. "Why would someone like the late Senator Ted Kennedy, who lives in a neighborhood where blacks would immediately be arrested just for driving down the street, spend so much time grooming the young senator O'Bama.
"It all makes sense now. Those Irish bastards always stick together!"
The White House has refused all requests for comment.
