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Offline md11hydmec

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #525 on: March 19, 2011, 06:25:23 PM »
Quote from: Thor on March 18, 2011, 09:35:05 PM
I guess that Eupher abandoned his quest....... :(

But we didn't...... :-)
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #526 on: March 24, 2011, 11:58:16 AM »
Quote from: Thor on March 18, 2011, 09:35:05 PM
I guess that Eupher abandoned his quest....... :(

No ****in' way. Bitchslapped for loss of faith.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #527 on: March 25, 2011, 11:18:33 AM »
Wrap your embouchure around this BS, Euph.

Good morning... :-)
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #528 on: March 25, 2011, 07:22:59 PM »
Quote from: The Hollywood NeoCon on March 25, 2011, 11:18:33 AM
Wrap your embouchure around this BS, Euph.

Good morning... :-)

Haven't been able to play for the past couple days.  :bawl:

Got a really nasty fever blister. God, I hate these things. Caused by herpes simplex virus Type 1. This is as opposed to the more, uh, intimate herpes simplex virus Type 2. Which I don't have. Along with crocs. I don't have those either.

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #529 on: March 25, 2011, 07:25:39 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on March 25, 2011, 07:22:59 PM
Haven't been able to play for the past couple days.  :bawl:

Got a really nasty fever blister. God, I hate these things. Caused by herpes simplex virus Type 1. This is as opposed to the more, uh, intimate herpes simplex virus Type 2. Which I don't have. Along with crocs. I don't have those either.

 :-)

It wouldn't surprise me if you were to go out and buy a pair of Crocs......... :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #530 on: March 25, 2011, 09:09:45 PM »
Quote from: Thor on March 25, 2011, 07:25:39 PM
It wouldn't surprise me if you were to go out and buy a pair of Crocs......... :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

Do Crocs help heal fever blisters/cold sores?

If so, I'm there. I'll take a size 12, EEE.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #531 on: March 25, 2011, 09:11:07 PM »
Can you fit them on your face? :rofl:
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #532 on: March 25, 2011, 09:12:34 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on March 25, 2011, 09:11:07 PM
Can you fit them on your face? :rofl:

I'm hoping Thor can answer that question. Curious minds wanna know!  :hyper:
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #533 on: March 25, 2011, 10:02:48 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on March 25, 2011, 09:12:34 PM
I'm hoping Thor can answer that question. Curious minds wanna know!  :hyper:

How the hell would I know ?!?!?!?!? Shoes don't go on your face, ya tards!!! :hammer: :-)
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #534 on: March 25, 2011, 10:03:20 PM »
:rotf: :fuelfire:
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #535 on: March 25, 2011, 10:07:23 PM »
Quote from: Thor on March 25, 2011, 10:02:48 PM
How the hell would I know ?!?!?!?!? Shoes don't go on your face, ya tards!!! :hammer: :-)

Then where the hell do you get the connection between Crocs and fever blisters?!?!

I'm really confused now!

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #536 on: March 25, 2011, 11:36:10 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on March 25, 2011, 09:09:45 PM
Do Crocs help heal fever blisters/cold sores?

If so, I'm there. I'll take a size 12, EEE.
Quote from: chris_ on March 25, 2011, 09:11:07 PM
Can you fit them on your face? :rofl:

There ya go. 2+2= crocs & fever blisters........
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #537 on: March 26, 2011, 06:38:14 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on March 25, 2011, 10:07:23 PM
Then where the hell do you get the connection between Crocs and fever blisters?!?!

I'm really confused now!

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BS because you didn't realize vesta WOULD be able to draw a connection between crocs and fever blisters.

Well, in HER mind, anyway.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #538 on: March 26, 2011, 07:11:12 PM »
BS Euph because I was gone for a bit in West Texas!
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #539 on: March 29, 2011, 06:41:56 AM »
Quote from: md11hydmec on March 26, 2011, 07:11:12 PM
BS Euph because I was gone for a bit in West Texas!

Welcome back! I hope you weren't shot at by illegals, or forced to cater to them at gunpoint, or otherwise had to inconvenience yourself to allow the human avalanche to continue to invade our country.

h5 for surviving another encounter.

Oh, and the bitchslap. Always appreciated.  :-)
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #540 on: March 29, 2011, 06:42:49 AM »
Quote from: NHSparky on March 26, 2011, 06:38:14 PM
BS because you didn't realize vesta WOULD be able to draw a connection between crocs and fever blisters.

Well, in HER mind, anyway.

You do have a point. h5 for indicating that with vesta, all detours are lined with gold.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #541 on: March 29, 2011, 09:44:09 AM »
Bitch slap cause it's raining and that makes me happy, so I feel generous. 
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #542 on: March 29, 2011, 10:24:38 AM »
Quote from: Mike220 on March 29, 2011, 09:44:09 AM
Bitch slap cause it's raining and that makes me happy, so I feel generous. 

Peace be with you.  :-)

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #543 on: March 30, 2011, 08:53:27 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on March 29, 2011, 06:41:56 AM
Welcome back! I hope you weren't shot at by illegals, or forced to cater to them at gunpoint, or otherwise had to inconvenience yourself to allow the human avalanche to continue to invade our country.

h5 for surviving another encounter.

Oh, and the bitchslap. Always appreciated.  :-)

Nah, visiting my grand daughter.  The food is awesome.  Of course with my fling benefits, had to take the scenic route through Albuquerque. :-)  Took a few days off when I got back to get some things done....BTW  another BS for you, thanks for the welcome back....
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #544 on: March 30, 2011, 09:09:53 PM »
Quote from: md11hydmec on March 30, 2011, 08:53:27 PM
Nah, visiting my grand daughter.  The food is awesome.  Of course with my fling benefits, had to take the scenic route through Albuquerque. :-)  Took a few days off when I got back to get some things done....BTW  another BS for you, thanks for the welcome back....

I hope your granddaughter is as appreciative of your visit as I am your bitchslaps. Sorta sets the tone for the rest of the night!  :lmao:
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #545 on: March 30, 2011, 09:22:44 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on March 30, 2011, 09:09:53 PM
I hope your granddaughter is as appreciative of your visit as I am your bitchslaps. Sorta sets the tone for the rest of the night!  :lmao:

I'll set your "tone"........  :fuelfire: :hammer: :rotf:
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #546 on: March 31, 2011, 11:44:55 AM »
Quote from: Thor on March 30, 2011, 09:22:44 PM
I'll set your "tone"........  :fuelfire: :hammer: :rotf:

Cool! I've been looking to change the ringing sound on my cell phone anyway.

Anything but rap and country.

And thanks!

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #547 on: March 31, 2011, 02:12:49 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on March 31, 2011, 11:44:55 AM
Cool! I've been looking to change the ringing sound on my cell phone anyway.

Anything but rap and country.

And thanks!

 :whistling:

How about this one, then?? (A little Motownish tune)   :-)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc0mxOXbWIU
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #548 on: March 31, 2011, 02:41:21 PM »
Quote from: Thor on March 31, 2011, 02:12:49 PM
How about this one, then?? (A little Motownish tune)   :-)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc0mxOXbWIU

I'll have to check it later. (They have a thing against youtube in these parts.....)
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #549 on: March 31, 2011, 02:45:40 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on March 31, 2011, 02:41:21 PM
I'll have to check it later. (They have a thing against youtube in these parts.....)

I know, LOL!!

::Singing:: "Anticipation"........ :tongue:
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