I think DUmmy Wileynumbers was all toked up when he was posting. First he says he's moving to California to sponge off his children:
Wiley50 (1000+ posts) Mon Jan-24-11 09:29 PM
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I'm being evicted because the people who own the land I'm on worry about me wintering in an uninsulated sailboat, when I've got snug electric heat with a gas back up. Oh Well, I have little contact with them anyway and my kids arere out there
Then in the same thread, he tries to shame a do-gooder DUmmy to give him a room. It worked for DUmmy grasswire, over that garage up in Wisconsin for nigh onto two years now:
PS Any DUers in the Islton, Ca Area who can show me around when I arrive and help me find a room to rent.
Strange that his kids can't show him around.
So the best laid plans of mice and DUmbasses oft go astray. DUmmy Wileynumbers apparently can't move in on the kids, and the CalPig is avoiding this thread like the plague, although she has many spare bedrooms with private baths and would hardly notice Dummy Wileynumbers, except for the clouds of pot smoke. Mr. CalPig has heart trouble. Blink, blink, blink, blink. He's apparently on the verge of the Big One, and in no shape to satisfy the CalPig's constant demands for more aching seed. But all that notwithstanding, the CalPig seems to have a really strong aversion to Wileynumbers. It's really curious. It could be that the dry land sailboat Wiley's been living in since 12/1/05 doesn't have running water, so it's been a little over five years between showers.
One tip for DUmmy Wileynumbers: When you get to California, check out the desert. If you search hard enough, you should at last run across a little humpbacked travel trailer, running off propane and a Honda generator, on an abandoned horse farm. Crammed inside you'll find a crazy woman, her ancient mother, a couple of big smelly dogs, and possibly a schizophrenic brother and a young drug dealer. They're all jammed together in there, elbow to eyeball, with hardly room to breathe, but the crazy woman will be baking eclairs, or boiling up a Brunswick stew using some exotic breed of rabbit meat, or experimenting with a new quiche. I'm sure you can stay there for a few months.