« previous next »
Pages: 1 [2] 3   Go Down

Author Topic: Hi, My name is Kyle...  (Read 13469 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline Eagle Kammback

  • Probationary (Probie)
  • Posts: 54
  • Reputation: +10/-6
  • It's gonna be big!
Re: Hi, My name is Kyle...
« Reply #25 on: January 20, 2011, 06:35:41 AM »
Quote from: Lacarnut on January 20, 2011, 12:27:55 AM
Welcome ....You must be older than dirt like me. I love cars also. My present ride is an 2008 Nissan 350z. Have owned many sportscars.

Nash sponsored the National Jaycee Junior Golf tournament. Rode with our sponsor and 3 other participants from Shreveport LA to Albuquerque NM in a Rambler. Tight fit ..good thing we were all skinny. 


Haha, actually, I'm 20
Logged
I stand atop a spiral stair
An oracle confronts me there
He leads me on light years away
Through astral nights, galactic days
I see the works of gifted hands
That grace this strange and wondrous land
I see the hand of man arise
With hungry mind and open eyes

Offline IassaFTots

  • In WTF-istan, I am considered a
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 13972
  • Reputation: +768/-274
  • Oh well, I wasn't using my civil liberties anyway.
Re: Hi, My name is Kyle...
« Reply #26 on: January 20, 2011, 08:17:00 AM »
Quote from: chris_ on January 19, 2011, 09:42:11 PM
If you Google 'conservative forum', we show up between #4 and #6.  Also, we got a big bump from the RedState mention earlier this week. :)

But he was googling Furries.   :whistling:
Logged
R.I.P. LC and Crockspot.  Miss you guys.

The infinite is possible at zombocom.  www.zombo.com

"The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy." ~ Martin Luther King
 
“Political Correctness is about turning a blind eye to painful reality because your comfortable feelings are more important to you than saving lives and providing quality of life to people who work their ass off to be productive and are a benefit to this great American Dream"  ~Ted Nugent

Offline Eupher

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 24894
  • Reputation: +2828/-1828
  • U.S. Army, Retired
Re: Hi, My name is Kyle...
« Reply #27 on: January 20, 2011, 08:21:27 AM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on January 20, 2011, 08:17:00 AM
But he was googling Furries.   :whistling:

Good God, WHY????    :huh?:
Logged
Adams E2 Euphonium, built in 2017
Boosey & Co. Imperial Euphonium, built in 1941
Edwards B454 bass trombone, built 2012
Bach Stradivarius 42OG tenor trombone, built 1992
Kanstul 33-T BBb tuba, built 2011
Fender Precision Bass Guitar, built ?
Mouthpiece data provided on request.

Offline Eagle Kammback

  • Probationary (Probie)
  • Posts: 54
  • Reputation: +10/-6
  • It's gonna be big!
Re: Hi, My name is Kyle...
« Reply #28 on: January 20, 2011, 08:32:30 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on January 20, 2011, 08:21:27 AM
Good God, WHY????    :huh?:

My mom wanted to know when it was on, so I searched for it on Google
Logged
I stand atop a spiral stair
An oracle confronts me there
He leads me on light years away
Through astral nights, galactic days
I see the works of gifted hands
That grace this strange and wondrous land
I see the hand of man arise
With hungry mind and open eyes

Offline NHSparky

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 24431
  • Reputation: +1278/-617
  • Where are you going? I was gonna make espresso!
Re: Hi, My name is Kyle...
« Reply #29 on: January 20, 2011, 08:37:11 AM »
Quote from: chris_ on January 19, 2011, 09:42:11 PM
If you Google 'conservative forum', we show up between #4 and #6.  Also, we got a big bump from the RedState mention earlier this week. :)

We got mentioned by Red State?  Suh-WEET!!!

Oh, and hi noobie.
Logged
“Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the government take care of him better take a closer look at the American Indian.”  -Henry Ford

Offline Eupher

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 24894
  • Reputation: +2828/-1828
  • U.S. Army, Retired
Re: Hi, My name is Kyle...
« Reply #30 on: January 20, 2011, 08:38:11 AM »
Quote from: Eagle Kammback on January 20, 2011, 08:32:30 AM
My mom wanted to know when it was on, so I searched for it on Google

I guess I missed that part of addictions and furries and TV shows, and to be quite honest, I'm going to stay the hell away from that.

An addiction to wearing some kind of goofy animal costume in public? Are you frakking kidding me????
Logged
Adams E2 Euphonium, built in 2017
Boosey & Co. Imperial Euphonium, built in 1941
Edwards B454 bass trombone, built 2012
Bach Stradivarius 42OG tenor trombone, built 1992
Kanstul 33-T BBb tuba, built 2011
Fender Precision Bass Guitar, built ?
Mouthpiece data provided on request.

Offline Thor

  • General Ne'er Do Well, Troublemaker & All Around Meanie!!
  • Moderator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 13103
  • Reputation: +362/-297
  • Native Texan & US Navy (ret)
Re: Hi, My name is Kyle...
« Reply #31 on: January 20, 2011, 08:52:07 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on January 20, 2011, 08:38:11 AM
I guess I missed that part of addictions and furries and TV shows, and to be quite honest, I'm going to stay the hell away from that.

An addiction to wearing some kind of goofy animal costume in public? Are you frakking kidding me????

It's not an "addiction", it's a deviancy.......

good God, everything seems to be an addiction any more....  :banghead:
Logged
"The state must declare the child to be the most precious treasure of the people. As long as the government is perceived as working for the benefit of the children, the people will happily endure almost any curtailment of liberty and almost any deprivation."- IBID

I AM your General Ne'er Do Well, Troublemaker & All Around Meanie!!

"Congress has not unlimited powers to provide for the general welfare, but only those specifically enumerated."-Thomas Jefferson

Offline Eagle Kammback

  • Probationary (Probie)
  • Posts: 54
  • Reputation: +10/-6
  • It's gonna be big!
Re: Hi, My name is Kyle...
« Reply #32 on: January 20, 2011, 08:54:53 AM »
Co worker told me I'm addicted to cars

I didn't disagree with him haha

I go bowling with furries, it's fun

Couldn't fursuit though, too expensive, and I would rather put that kind of money into my car
Logged
I stand atop a spiral stair
An oracle confronts me there
He leads me on light years away
Through astral nights, galactic days
I see the works of gifted hands
That grace this strange and wondrous land
I see the hand of man arise
With hungry mind and open eyes

Offline Evil_Conservative

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 7845
  • Reputation: +553/-194
  • Oh snap!
Re: Hi, My name is Kyle...
« Reply #33 on: January 20, 2011, 10:23:32 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on January 20, 2011, 08:38:11 AM
I guess I missed that part of addictions and furries and TV shows, and to be quite honest, I'm going to stay the hell away from that.

An addiction to wearing some kind of goofy animal costume in public? Are you frakking kidding me????

You should have seen it.  Her cousin was making fun of her for it.  And her mom was embarrassed.  And people were laughing at them.  Although nobody kicked her or her boyfriend's ass.  If it happened, TLC edited it out.
Logged
You may call me Jessica or Jess.

Offline Eupher

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 24894
  • Reputation: +2828/-1828
  • U.S. Army, Retired
Re: Hi, My name is Kyle...
« Reply #34 on: January 20, 2011, 10:26:02 AM »
Quote from: Thor on January 20, 2011, 08:52:07 AM
It's not an "addiction", it's a deviancy.......

good God, everything seems to be an addiction any more....  :banghead:

Agreed. But you might wanna talk to the TV people - they're the ones who came up with the name.
Logged
Adams E2 Euphonium, built in 2017
Boosey & Co. Imperial Euphonium, built in 1941
Edwards B454 bass trombone, built 2012
Bach Stradivarius 42OG tenor trombone, built 1992
Kanstul 33-T BBb tuba, built 2011
Fender Precision Bass Guitar, built ?
Mouthpiece data provided on request.

Offline dutch508

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 12526
  • Reputation: +1654/-1068
  • Remember
Re: Hi, My name is Kyle...
« Reply #35 on: January 20, 2011, 10:32:19 AM »
 :rotf:

I am so trying to be good right now.
Logged
The torch of moral clarity since 12/18/07

2016 DOTY: 06 Omaha Steve - Is dying for ****'s face! How could you not vote for him, you heartless bastards!?!

Offline Eupher

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 24894
  • Reputation: +2828/-1828
  • U.S. Army, Retired
Re: Hi, My name is Kyle...
« Reply #36 on: January 20, 2011, 10:33:50 AM »
Quote from: dutch508 on January 20, 2011, 10:32:19 AM
:rotf:

I am so trying to be good right now.

Why? What happened? You think you're about to croak and you're thinkin' to stay under the radar in the God Department?

 :rotf:
Logged
Adams E2 Euphonium, built in 2017
Boosey & Co. Imperial Euphonium, built in 1941
Edwards B454 bass trombone, built 2012
Bach Stradivarius 42OG tenor trombone, built 1992
Kanstul 33-T BBb tuba, built 2011
Fender Precision Bass Guitar, built ?
Mouthpiece data provided on request.

Offline BEG

  • "Mile Marker"
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 17277
  • Reputation: +1062/-301
Re: Hi, My name is Kyle...
« Reply #37 on: January 20, 2011, 10:45:51 AM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on January 20, 2011, 10:23:32 AM
You should have seen it.  Her cousin was making fun of her for it.  And her mom was embarrassed.  And people were laughing at them.  Although nobody kicked her or her boyfriend's ass.  If it happened, TLC edited it out.

She really has some talent putting those stupid animal suits together. She should use that talent for something productive. And what was with the cushion eating chick?  That is a gross habit.
Logged

Offline Eupher

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 24894
  • Reputation: +2828/-1828
  • U.S. Army, Retired
Re: Hi, My name is Kyle...
« Reply #38 on: January 20, 2011, 10:46:35 AM »
Quote from: BEG on January 20, 2011, 10:45:51 AM
She really has some talent putting those stupid animal suits together. She should use that talent for something productive. And what was with the cushion eating chick?  That is a gross habit.

"cushion eating chick"? Wow. Maybe she's after the entombed farts.
Logged
Adams E2 Euphonium, built in 2017
Boosey & Co. Imperial Euphonium, built in 1941
Edwards B454 bass trombone, built 2012
Bach Stradivarius 42OG tenor trombone, built 1992
Kanstul 33-T BBb tuba, built 2011
Fender Precision Bass Guitar, built ?
Mouthpiece data provided on request.

Offline Chris_

  • Little Lebowski Urban Achiever
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 46845
  • Reputation: +2028/-266
Re: Hi, My name is Kyle...
« Reply #39 on: January 20, 2011, 10:50:15 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on January 20, 2011, 10:46:35 AM
"cushion eating chick"? Wow. Maybe she's after the entombed farts.
:lmao: That ain't right.
Logged
If you want to worship an orange pile of garbage with a reckless disregard for everything, get on down to Arbys & try our loaded curly fries.

Offline IassaFTots

  • In WTF-istan, I am considered a
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 13972
  • Reputation: +768/-274
  • Oh well, I wasn't using my civil liberties anyway.
Re: Hi, My name is Kyle...
« Reply #40 on: January 20, 2011, 10:51:25 AM »
Quote from: BEG on January 20, 2011, 10:45:51 AM
She really has some talent putting those stupid animal suits together. She should use that talent for something productive. And what was with the cushion eating chick?  That is a gross habit.

Yeah, that was REALLY gross. 
Logged
R.I.P. LC and Crockspot.  Miss you guys.

The infinite is possible at zombocom.  www.zombo.com

"The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy." ~ Martin Luther King
 
“Political Correctness is about turning a blind eye to painful reality because your comfortable feelings are more important to you than saving lives and providing quality of life to people who work their ass off to be productive and are a benefit to this great American Dream"  ~Ted Nugent

Offline BEG

  • "Mile Marker"
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 17277
  • Reputation: +1062/-301
Re: Hi, My name is Kyle...
« Reply #41 on: January 20, 2011, 10:53:19 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on January 20, 2011, 10:46:35 AM
"cushion eating chick"? Wow. Maybe she's after the entombed farts.

She has eaten two couches and a chair.
Logged

Offline Eupher

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 24894
  • Reputation: +2828/-1828
  • U.S. Army, Retired
Re: Hi, My name is Kyle...
« Reply #42 on: January 20, 2011, 11:26:39 AM »
Quote from: BEG on January 20, 2011, 10:53:19 AM
She has eaten two couches and a chair.

That's a lotta farts!

Is she on a diet of some kind? Does the foam rubber provide some sort of nutrient?

Curious people wanna know!    :rotf:
Logged
Adams E2 Euphonium, built in 2017
Boosey & Co. Imperial Euphonium, built in 1941
Edwards B454 bass trombone, built 2012
Bach Stradivarius 42OG tenor trombone, built 1992
Kanstul 33-T BBb tuba, built 2011
Fender Precision Bass Guitar, built ?
Mouthpiece data provided on request.

Offline Eagle Kammback

  • Probationary (Probie)
  • Posts: 54
  • Reputation: +10/-6
  • It's gonna be big!
Re: Hi, My name is Kyle...
« Reply #43 on: January 20, 2011, 03:25:25 PM »
the lady in the next episode had been eating household cleaning supplies for 30 years and was still alive somehow
Logged
I stand atop a spiral stair
An oracle confronts me there
He leads me on light years away
Through astral nights, galactic days
I see the works of gifted hands
That grace this strange and wondrous land
I see the hand of man arise
With hungry mind and open eyes

Offline Eupher

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 24894
  • Reputation: +2828/-1828
  • U.S. Army, Retired
Re: Hi, My name is Kyle...
« Reply #44 on: January 20, 2011, 03:30:54 PM »
Quote from: Eagle Kammback on January 20, 2011, 03:25:25 PM
the lady in the next episode had been eating household cleaning supplies for 30 years and was still alive somehow

Yeah, I can image her teeth/gums don't have problems with gingivitis. Hell, the acid has probably melted away her teeth altogether and she gums everything to death.
Logged
Adams E2 Euphonium, built in 2017
Boosey & Co. Imperial Euphonium, built in 1941
Edwards B454 bass trombone, built 2012
Bach Stradivarius 42OG tenor trombone, built 1992
Kanstul 33-T BBb tuba, built 2011
Fender Precision Bass Guitar, built ?
Mouthpiece data provided on request.

Offline thundley4

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 40571
  • Reputation: +2222/-127
Re: Hi, My name is Kyle...
« Reply #45 on: January 20, 2011, 03:35:57 PM »
This has got to be one of the oddest welcome threads I have ever seen.  :popcorn:
Logged

Offline Eagle Kammback

  • Probationary (Probie)
  • Posts: 54
  • Reputation: +10/-6
  • It's gonna be big!
Re: Hi, My name is Kyle...
« Reply #46 on: January 20, 2011, 03:45:41 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on January 20, 2011, 03:35:57 PM
This has got to be one of the oddest welcome threads I have ever seen.  :popcorn:

That's one of the words usually associated with me haha
Logged
I stand atop a spiral stair
An oracle confronts me there
He leads me on light years away
Through astral nights, galactic days
I see the works of gifted hands
That grace this strange and wondrous land
I see the hand of man arise
With hungry mind and open eyes

Offline Eupher

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 24894
  • Reputation: +2828/-1828
  • U.S. Army, Retired
Re: Hi, My name is Kyle...
« Reply #47 on: January 20, 2011, 03:51:31 PM »
So, Kyle, whaddya think of harvest gold and avocado green appliances?

Shag carpeting?

Leisure suits?

Shirts with bigassed collars and pants that looked like somebody threw up on them?

Four-in-hand ties that create knots big enough to swallow your neck?

Elvis?

The Eagles?

CB Radidio? (What's your handle?)

 :-)
Logged
Adams E2 Euphonium, built in 2017
Boosey & Co. Imperial Euphonium, built in 1941
Edwards B454 bass trombone, built 2012
Bach Stradivarius 42OG tenor trombone, built 1992
Kanstul 33-T BBb tuba, built 2011
Fender Precision Bass Guitar, built ?
Mouthpiece data provided on request.

Offline Eagle Kammback

  • Probationary (Probie)
  • Posts: 54
  • Reputation: +10/-6
  • It's gonna be big!
Re: Hi, My name is Kyle...
« Reply #48 on: January 20, 2011, 04:04:22 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on January 20, 2011, 03:51:31 PM
So, Kyle, whaddya think of harvest gold and avocado green appliances?
I've got an old mixer in that shade of green
Shag carpeting?
Sister has it
Leisure suits?
Have one, don't like it
Shirts with bigassed collars and pants that looked like somebody threw up on them?
Looottttts of those big collard shirts, I wear them over my 70s leather jacket
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=116575518355004&set=a.155857124426843.31240.100000076691296
Four-in-hand ties that create knots big enough to swallow your neck?
I've got a few, but I usually wear a bolo tie when I need to wear a tie
Elvis?
Early days were the best, but I like most of his stuff
The Eagles?
Hells to the Yeah
CB Radidio? (What's your handle?)
Kenosha Cadillac
 :-)
Logged
I stand atop a spiral stair
An oracle confronts me there
He leads me on light years away
Through astral nights, galactic days
I see the works of gifted hands
That grace this strange and wondrous land
I see the hand of man arise
With hungry mind and open eyes

Offline Eupher

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 24894
  • Reputation: +2828/-1828
  • U.S. Army, Retired
Re: Hi, My name is Kyle...
« Reply #49 on: January 20, 2011, 04:21:14 PM »
Quote from: Eagle Kammback on January 20, 2011, 04:04:22 PM


Okay, Kyle, I'm convinced.    :bow:

You are a Seventies child that was born 30 years too late.
Logged
Adams E2 Euphonium, built in 2017
Boosey & Co. Imperial Euphonium, built in 1941
Edwards B454 bass trombone, built 2012
Bach Stradivarius 42OG tenor trombone, built 1992
Kanstul 33-T BBb tuba, built 2011
Fender Precision Bass Guitar, built ?
Mouthpiece data provided on request.
Pages: 1 [2] 3   Go Up
« previous next »