I know I cuss like a drunken sailor (to the horror of my Marine Corps cousins and son-all out now but once a Marine always a Marine), but I am a proud female. Remember, dear sir, the female of the species is always more deadly, although while Boudicca used real weapons to slay her enemies. I can only feebly emulate her with words. 
Now what kind of low rent cop out is that???
If ya need a sword, I gotta couple!
CaliforniaPeggy (1000+ posts) Mon Jan-10-11 04:03 PM
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3. You are the best.
I am in awe.
And in tears...
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Just FYI: when I went to recommend your thread, my computer said "2 recs." After I clicked recommend, it said TEN.
Don't ever stop writing, Will, OK?
We need you here.
Oh. holy shit! 1, you're older than dirt! 2, not even Pit Stain would ball you if he wasn't married!
Oh, lord! Now I'm gonna be sick!
PitStain, if you had a ball, and you do notice I used the
singular don't you?
You do know what that means, right? You bein' the nationally recognized author and what not, you'd have waited until you found out this square peg in a round hole is one of yours!
Now, since you have pre ejaculated
again, don't know if that's what ya call it in clinical terms, since it has never happened to any decent
conservative I have ever heard of, how the hell are ya gonna come back?
I mean, c'mon, you've shot yer wad more times than a guppy in fish tank full 'o angel fish in heat!
How ya ever gonna get respect now, cause as usual, you shot yer wad before the facts proved you as accurate as a sling shot at a thousand yards! My advice is, quit usin' yer jock strap as the elastic in yer, (
snicker), weapon!