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Offline Chris_

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Man Steals Guitar By Placing It In Pants
« on: April 04, 2008, 07:55:51 AM »
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Man Steals Guitar By Placing It In Pants

(AP) Police are searching for a man accused of shoving an electric guitar in his pants and walking out of a store in Lewiston, Maine.

Police say the theft occurred last week and they're looking for three men. One of the men shoved a Fender Stratocaster in his pants and pulled a sweatshirt over the top. The other two acted as lookouts.

All three can be seen on footage from video surveillance.

Strangely enough, the music shop has seen the method before. A man did the same thing in 2006 but was caught as he tried to walk out.

...and his girlfriend said, "Is that a guitar in your pants or are you just glad to see me?"   :lmao:

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Re: Man Steals Guitar By Placing It In Pants
« Reply #1 on: April 04, 2008, 08:13:59 AM »
He will fret about this for a long time.

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Re: Man Steals Guitar By Placing It In Pants
« Reply #2 on: April 04, 2008, 08:58:53 AM »
That's terrible. He should be strung up.



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Re: Man Steals Guitar By Placing It In Pants
« Reply #3 on: April 04, 2008, 10:15:52 AM »
That's terrible. He should be strung up.

By the neck?  Now you are just pickin' on him.  Next you'll want him thrown off a bridge. 

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Re: Man Steals Guitar By Placing It In Pants
« Reply #4 on: April 04, 2008, 10:22:03 AM »
That's terrible. He should be strung up.

By the neck?  Now you are just pickin' on him.  Next you'll want him thrown off a bridge. 
No, I wouldn't want to make a Federal case out of it.



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Re: Man Steals Guitar By Placing It In Pants
« Reply #5 on: April 04, 2008, 10:25:09 AM »
That's terrible. He should be strung up.

By the neck?  Now you are just pickin' on him.  Next you'll want him thrown off a bridge. 
No, I wouldn't want to make a Federal case out of it.

I thought you would start singing a different tune.

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Re: Man Steals Guitar By Placing It In Pants
« Reply #6 on: April 04, 2008, 10:33:57 AM »
Anyone seen BadCat?  :-)
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Re: Man Steals Guitar By Placing It In Pants
« Reply #7 on: April 04, 2008, 11:26:23 AM »
Anyone seen BadCat?  :-)

Come to think of it Skizz has been missing too.  :rotf:
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Re: Man Steals Guitar By Placing It In Pants
« Reply #8 on: April 04, 2008, 11:45:22 AM »
Lewiston, Maine...a real armpit  :whatever:
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Re: Man Steals Guitar By Placing It In Pants
« Reply #9 on: April 04, 2008, 01:08:18 PM »
He must like Country music since he wanted a Steal Guitar!  :-)
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Re: Man Steals Guitar By Placing It In Pants
« Reply #10 on: April 04, 2008, 01:45:27 PM »
Anyone seen BadCat?  :-)

Come to think of it Skizz has been missing too.  :rotf:

Heh, yeah...those babies don't pay for themselves.
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