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Offline Rebel

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Global Warming - The List
« on: December 29, 2010, 01:39:03 PM »
A list of things magically caused by Global Warming. (Frequently Updated)

http://www.numberwatch.co.uk/warmlist.htm
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Re: Global Warming - The List
« Reply #1 on: December 29, 2010, 01:59:41 PM »
HI5!


beer better,  beer worse,

brains shrink,

fashion disaster,

gingerbread houses collapse,
 
golf Masters wrecked,

lawyers' income increased (surprise surprise!),
 lawyers want more,

Loch Ness monster dead,

short-nosed dogs endangered, 

women cheat on vacation,

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Re: Global Warming - The List
« Reply #2 on: December 29, 2010, 02:21:33 PM »
Quote from: Alpha Mare on December 29, 2010, 01:59:41 PM
HI5!


beer better,  beer worse,

brains shrink,

fashion disaster,

gingerbread houses collapse,
 
golf Masters wrecked,

lawyers' income increased (surprise surprise!),
 lawyers want more,

Loch Ness monster dead,

short-nosed dogs endangered, 

women cheat on vacation,



That's it. I'm converting to Islam and putting the wife in a sack.

Now, if I could just get a couple of y'all to help me catch her.
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Re: Global Warming - The List
« Reply #3 on: May 10, 2011, 11:48:44 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on December 29, 2010, 02:21:33 PM
That's it. I'm converting to Islam and putting the wife in a sack.

I'm not Muslim and I rather like my wife in the sack.
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Re: Global Warming - The List
« Reply #4 on: April 14, 2012, 10:11:45 PM »
Quote from: Rebel on December 29, 2010, 01:39:03 PM
A list of things magically caused by Global Warming. (Frequently Updated)

http://www.numberwatch.co.uk/warmlist.htm

it would be much better to list what ISN'T according to liberals....

that is a very short list...
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Re: Global Warming - The List
« Reply #5 on: April 14, 2012, 10:16:08 PM »
Quote from: Billy_Bob on April 14, 2012, 10:11:45 PM
it would be much better to list what ISN'T according to liberals....

that is a very short list...
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Re: Global Warming - The List
« Reply #6 on: April 19, 2015, 11:17:43 AM »
owebuma's daughter got asthma from glow bull warming.
It had nothing to do with owebuma's smoking.
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