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Re: That's SERGEANT Snuggle Bunny to you, asshole.
« Reply #75 on: December 30, 2010, 11:12:23 AM »
I'd be willing to bet that HNC never even heard of the game, "Smiles".......
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Re: That's SERGEANT Snuggle Bunny to you, asshole.
« Reply #76 on: December 30, 2010, 11:14:11 AM »
Ok....

"GONK OF THE THROAT."

I'm gonna need a few seconds to quit laughing over THAT one...

 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

****in Sparky gets another H5 for that!  :rotf: :cheersmate:
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Re: That's SERGEANT Snuggle Bunny to you, asshole.
« Reply #77 on: December 30, 2010, 11:15:33 AM »
Crossing "Shit River"

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Re: That's SERGEANT Snuggle Bunny to you, asshole.
« Reply #78 on: December 30, 2010, 11:15:52 AM »
Quote from: Thor on December 30, 2010, 11:11:28 AM
:rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

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Re: That's SERGEANT Snuggle Bunny to you, asshole.
« Reply #79 on: December 30, 2010, 11:17:01 AM »
Quote from: The Hollywood NeoCon on December 30, 2010, 11:07:17 AM
BS for sticking her pretty little tush into something she probably should't be reading (and will be wishing she hadn't in about 20 minutes)!!!!  :-)


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Re: That's SERGEANT Snuggle Bunny to you, asshole.
« Reply #80 on: December 30, 2010, 11:17:22 AM »
Quote from: Thor on December 30, 2010, 11:12:23 AM
I'd be willing to bet that HNC never even heard of the game, "Smiles".......

Stop it, man--I'm gonna get in a whole shitload of trouble when certain people see this.
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Re: That's SERGEANT Snuggle Bunny to you, asshole.
« Reply #81 on: December 30, 2010, 11:17:35 AM »
Quote from: NHSparky on December 30, 2010, 11:10:49 AM
Ah, yes--Amateur Hour.

Four words regarding a former shipmate of mine after a trip to Pattaya Beach, Thailand:

"GONK OF THE THROAT."

You figure out how he got it.

*sigh*

Seems to me they made an awful lot of money being "amateurs".

But I guess the Far East has cornered the market on debauchery - along with fish heads and rice.
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Re: That's SERGEANT Snuggle Bunny to you, asshole.
« Reply #82 on: December 30, 2010, 11:19:49 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on December 30, 2010, 11:17:35 AM
*sigh*

Seems to me they made an awful lot of money being "amateurs".

But I guess the Far East has cornered the market on debauchery - along with fish heads and rice.

No, they didn't have the market cornered on it, just the part of "Oh my God I didn't know those body parts could do that and I get to do WHAT for three dollars I hope the **** nobody took a picture of what just happened" shit.
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Re: That's SERGEANT Snuggle Bunny to you, asshole.
« Reply #83 on: December 30, 2010, 11:21:41 AM »
Quote from: NHSparky on December 30, 2010, 11:19:49 AM
No, they didn't have the market cornered on it, just the part of "Oh my God I didn't know those body parts could do that and I get to do WHAT for three dollars I hope the **** nobody took a picture of what just happened" shit.

Oh Lord, ain't THAT the truth!! The first time in Olongapo was an "OMG" moment!!
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Re: That's SERGEANT Snuggle Bunny to you, asshole.
« Reply #84 on: December 30, 2010, 11:22:02 AM »
Quote from: NHSparky on December 30, 2010, 11:19:49 AM
No, they didn't have the market cornered on it, just the part of "Oh my God I didn't know those body parts could do that and I get to do WHAT for three dollars I hope the **** nobody took a picture of what just happened" shit.

that just reminded me of the King George in Berlin.

That place catered primarily to rich Japanese businessmen.

Nothing left to the imagination - especially when the Deutschmark was back up to close to 4 for $1.
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Re: That's SERGEANT Snuggle Bunny to you, asshole.
« Reply #85 on: December 30, 2010, 11:23:41 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on December 30, 2010, 11:22:02 AM
that just reminded me of the King George in Berlin.

That place catered primarily to rich Japanese businessmen.

Nothing left to the imagination - especially when the Deutschmark was back up to close to 4 for $1.

I was even surprised at some of the shit that happened in Tokyo and Yokohama, even in the late-80's/early-90's.  At least the train ride from Yokosuka was cheap.
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Re: That's SERGEANT Snuggle Bunny to you, asshole.
« Reply #86 on: December 30, 2010, 11:33:18 AM »
Again...

Having your innocent little minds blown by some tattooed, libidinous celestial ain't the same thing as losing your soul to some incredibly, orally-talented Teuton who manages to teach an 18 year-old boy that just about every inch of the human male body is an erogenous zone, while convincing him that not every exit is exclusively so, and can result in the acquisition of some prime German real estate (the actual real estate kind - not some sophomoric sexual innuendo type).

And yet, The HNC keeps the afrementioned tampon story hidden from publice view...
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Re: That's SERGEANT Snuggle Bunny to you, asshole.
« Reply #87 on: December 30, 2010, 11:36:09 AM »
Another snugglebunny thread hi-jacked?
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Re: That's SERGEANT Snuggle Bunny to you, asshole.
« Reply #88 on: December 30, 2010, 11:37:44 AM »
Quote from: The Hollywood NeoCon on December 30, 2010, 11:33:18 AM
Again...

Having your innocent little minds blown by some tattooed, libidinous celestial ain't the same thing as losing your soul to some incredibly, orally-talented Teuton who manages to teach an 18 year-old boy that just about every inch of the human male body is an erogenous zone, while convincing him that not every exit is exclusively so, and can result in the acquisition of some prime German real estate (the actual real estate kind - not some sophomoric sexual innuendo type).

And yet, The HNC keeps the afrementioned tampon story hidden from publice view...

That's probably a good thing, HNC. Because when you use the word "Teuton", I think of Brunhilde and her spiked hat dressed in a dirndl......

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Re: That's SERGEANT Snuggle Bunny to you, asshole.
« Reply #89 on: December 30, 2010, 11:38:22 AM »
Quote from: thundley4 on December 30, 2010, 11:36:09 AM
Another snugglebunny thread hi-jacked?

Why.....yes! C'mon in! the *****'s fine!  :-)
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Re: That's SERGEANT Snuggle Bunny to you, asshole.
« Reply #90 on: December 30, 2010, 11:38:51 AM »
Quote from: The Hollywood NeoCon on December 30, 2010, 11:33:18 AM
Again...

Having your innocent little minds blown by some tattooed, libidinous celestial ain't the same thing as losing your soul to some incredibly, orally-talented Teuton who manages to teach an 18 year-old boy that just about every inch of the human male body is an erogenous zone, while convincing him that not every exit is exclusively so, and can result in the acquisition of some prime German real estate (the actual real estate kind - not some sophomoric sexual innuendo type).

And yet, The HNC keeps the afrementioned tampon story hidden from publice view...

Basically,  you were still jerking off to pictures from the Sears catalogue.  She could have shown you her bra and you would have thought that was the greatest shit ever.

Or was that HE and jockstrap?  I's so's confuseddddd....
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Re: That's SERGEANT Snuggle Bunny to you, asshole.
« Reply #91 on: December 30, 2010, 11:43:26 AM »
Ok, after long, careful consideration, I simply MUST do this (even though I'm gonna get so many BS's, my mom's gonna feel it)....

Quote from: thundley4 on December 30, 2010, 11:36:09 AM
Another snugglebunny thread hi-jacked?

Man, **** that rookie-assed, bunny rabbit NCO! The military used to detail those noob sergeants to drive us HOLLYWOOD BIG SHOTS around in-country, get us drunk, laid, and back to our cushy shitty little hotel suites in time to make our flight back to the Land of Silk and Money.

Those poor NCO's watched while we lived (albeit with some 18 year-old's tongue up our asses).

Yeah. That should do it.  :-) :rotf: :fuelfire:
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Re: That's SERGEANT Snuggle Bunny to you, asshole.
« Reply #92 on: December 30, 2010, 11:47:21 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on December 30, 2010, 11:37:44 AM
That's probably a good thing, HNC. Because when you use the word "Teuton", I think of Brunhilde and her spiked hat dressed in a dirndl......

 :rotf:



You're damned right, man!!!! Woman looked JUST like that, except that she could bake streudel, blow me, make my NFL picks AND pass along my cut of what she lifted from you dumbasses earlier that night!!!

Oh yeah, and she pretty much managed to ass-**** me after I had passed out.  :banghead:
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Re: That's SERGEANT Snuggle Bunny to you, asshole.
« Reply #93 on: December 30, 2010, 11:48:35 AM »
Quote from: NHSparky on December 30, 2010, 11:38:51 AM
Basically,  you were still jerking off to pictures from the Sears catalogue.  

Your sister was a Sears model?!?!?!?!?

Holy hell, swabbie, I'm impressed!!!!  :cheersmate: :-)
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Re: That's SERGEANT Snuggle Bunny to you, asshole.
« Reply #94 on: December 30, 2010, 11:51:29 AM »
Quote from: The Hollywood NeoCon on December 30, 2010, 11:48:35 AM
Your sister was a Sears model?!?!?!?!?

Holy hell, swabbie, I'm impressed!!!!  :cheersmate: :-)

Yeah, when she was FOUR, ya sick bastard.
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Re: That's SERGEANT Snuggle Bunny to you, asshole.
« Reply #95 on: December 30, 2010, 11:53:41 AM »
Quote from: NHSparky on December 30, 2010, 11:51:29 AM
Yeah, when she was FOUR, ya sick bastard.

Oh, come one....it was FUNNY!!!!!!!

Right?!?!?!?  :rotf:

You KNEW going in this thread was gonna be shit, right?!?!?!?
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Re: That's SERGEANT Snuggle Bunny to you, asshole.
« Reply #96 on: December 30, 2010, 12:03:36 PM »
Quote from: The Hollywood NeoCon on December 30, 2010, 11:47:21 AM
You're damned right, man!!!! Woman looked JUST like that, except that she could bake streudel, blow me, make my NFL picks AND pass along my cut of what she lifted from you dumbasses earlier that night!!!

Oh yeah, and she pretty much managed to ass-**** me after I had passed out.  :banghead:

Yeah, but you forgot that she forgot and left the dildo stuck up your ass. It's made what you are today.

As far as whatever you think she "lifted" from us "dumbasses", you forget also that her sister weighed 100 lbs. less and was still as grateful as Brunhilde was - along with being a world-class pickpocket.

You think that Brunhilde lifted some cash. Instead, what she got was leftovers, which she then passed on to you.

That's what happens when you get ass****ed.

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Re: That's SERGEANT Snuggle Bunny to you, asshole.
« Reply #97 on: December 30, 2010, 12:18:32 PM »
um....perhaps Thor should separate part of this thread out and move it to the Short Bus...so it can go back to a congratulatory thread to Sgt Snugs.....instead of the sexual exploits of the CC Males....


just a thought... :whistling:
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Re: That's SERGEANT Snuggle Bunny to you, asshole.
« Reply #98 on: December 30, 2010, 12:22:34 PM »
Quote from: debk on December 30, 2010, 12:18:32 PM
um....perhaps Thor should separate part of this thread out and move it to the Short Bus...so it can go back to a congratulatory thread to Sgt Snugs.....instead of the sexual exploits of the CC Males....


just a thought... :whistling:

You do realize that all of this is tongue-in-cheek, dontcha? Well, I dunno about HNC..... :lmao:
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Re: That's SERGEANT Snuggle Bunny to you, asshole.
« Reply #99 on: December 30, 2010, 12:23:31 PM »
Quote from: debk on December 30, 2010, 12:18:32 PM
um....perhaps Thor should separate part of this thread out and move it to the Short Bus...so it can go back to a congratulatory thread to Sgt Snugs.....instead of the sexual exploits of the CC Males....


just a thought... :whistling:

I agree wholeheartedly, deb.....

These old, filthy, military guys just don't know when to keep quiet in proper company!!!!
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