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The Creepy, Lovesick Emails of Julian Assange
« on: December 17, 2010, 09:21:15 AM »
Assange = World-class Weirdo

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Elizabeth doesn't remember how she responded and no longer has her reply, but it was probably dismissive because "I wasn't into him," she said.

She certainly didn't give him her phone number, which explains why she was shocked when Assange called the house where she lived with her parents the following day. The call went about as poorly as you might expect after Assange wouldn't tell Elizabeth how he got her number.
"I was really cold because he somehow found out information about me and I didn't know how and it scared me," she said.

But Assange wasn't discouraged. After the botched call, he emailed to chastise her for not being more polite on the phone:



Memo to Julian: No means no, you pretentious, insufferable, sanctimonious, sociopathic twat.

Read the whole thing - you'll be sooooo glad you did!  :rotf:
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Re: The Creepy, Lovesick Emails of Julian Assange
« Reply #1 on: December 17, 2010, 10:18:55 AM »
I read it.  Then I had to go wash my hands, and put hand sanitizer on.  Grody to the max dude!  Ew!

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Re: The Creepy, Lovesick Emails of Julian Assange
« Reply #2 on: December 17, 2010, 10:20:23 AM »
And of course, he'll be bitching about how HIS privacy was violated.

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Re: The Creepy, Lovesick Emails of Julian Assange
« Reply #3 on: December 17, 2010, 11:26:43 AM »
Wow, Assmange is as big a creep as we thought. I'm so surprised.
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Re: The Creepy, Lovesick Emails of Julian Assange
« Reply #4 on: December 17, 2010, 12:57:11 PM »
Alan Rickman or Jeremy Irons?  I can't decide. 
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Re: The Creepy, Lovesick Emails of Julian Assange
« Reply #5 on: December 17, 2010, 03:43:53 PM »
Alan Rickman for sure. Watch him in Robin Hood.
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Re: The Creepy, Lovesick Emails of Julian Assange
« Reply #6 on: December 17, 2010, 04:26:55 PM »

Alan Rickman for sure. Watch him in Robin Hood.


Yeah, I think that is the best one.  I do like Irons, but he isn't as well-suited. 
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Re: The Creepy, Lovesick Emails of Julian Assange
« Reply #7 on: December 17, 2010, 04:29:51 PM »

Yeah, I think that is the best one.  I do like Irons, but he isn't as well-suited. 

Sorry guys, but I think you're both close, but not close enough. I gotta go with Crispin Glover playing Warhol in "The Doors."


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Re: The Creepy, Lovesick Emails of Julian Assange
« Reply #8 on: December 17, 2010, 04:34:45 PM »
Sorry guys, but I think you're both close, but not close enough. I gotta go with Crispin Glover playing Warhol in "The Doors."



I see what you mean, but I dunno if he can pull off such a colorful name.   :-)
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Re: The Creepy, Lovesick Emails of Julian Assange
« Reply #9 on: December 17, 2010, 04:42:16 PM »
I see what you mean, but I dunno if he can pull off such a colorful name.   :-)

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Re: The Creepy, Lovesick Emails of Julian Assange
« Reply #10 on: December 17, 2010, 04:58:04 PM »
Sorry guys, but I think you're both close, but not close enough. I gotta go with Crispin Glover playing Warhol in "The Doors."



Crispin Glover had to tone his shit down to play Warhol.  That dude is OUT THERE.
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Re: The Creepy, Lovesick Emails of Julian Assange
« Reply #11 on: December 18, 2010, 08:37:04 AM »
Crispin Glover had to tone his shit down to play Warhol.  That dude is OUT THERE.

Say hey here you dude's are men, what about the female side of reading this.??

This man it seems to me is a very lonely man, a man that cannot find a partner that can complete him.

Ever wonder why God was so lonely he created mankind?????

This dude is odd to us, he is very different in not just looks but mentally.  Where is he to find a male or female that can match his brilliance.??

Putting lust aside, who can he really at this time find anyone that can help him in any way but lust. I believe he is looking for someone to confide in, talk to on his level and understand him and perhaps find someone that may be actually smarter and  more brilliant  then he is.

This to me is sad, he may never in his life be able to mind meld, with anyone--allways alone in that remarkable mind or his.

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Re: The Creepy, Lovesick Emails of Julian Assange
« Reply #12 on: December 18, 2010, 08:47:55 AM »
WTF, Vesta?

Yeah, and Charlie Manson was just looking to "hook up".
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Re: The Creepy, Lovesick Emails of Julian Assange
« Reply #13 on: December 18, 2010, 12:39:28 PM »
Oh wow.  That's all I got.
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Re: The Creepy, Lovesick Emails of Julian Assange
« Reply #14 on: December 18, 2010, 03:24:16 PM »
WTF, Vesta?

Yeah, and Charlie Manson was just looking to "hook up".

Sparky, Charlie Manson is and was a manipulator of people.  This worked on those on drugs and in the music industry.

A fact that he took the family and rock group known as the Mammas and Pappas for thousands of dollars just to treat his Family for VD.

Did you know that the home Sharon Tate was killed in had been rented by the the Philips family months before Sharon rented it.?  Ever wonder how the Manson family knew so much about the property and how to get in ???

No way can this Assange fella be compaired to Charlie, and I do not buy the on drugs theory for the killings the Family committed, these people on or off drugs were having the time of their lives.  Don't believe me, just look at the local news papers with the home invasion that resulted in the death of a woman and the machete attack on her daughter. 

This man Assage is  no wheres in that category, I believe he feels he is doing good by opening our eyes to what reality in government , all governments are.

 Then again like the nosey busybody down the street that feels they are doing good by alerting neighbors to cheating spouses and  feel it is their place to tell people their kid is Gay or their daughter is pregnant, no one appreciates a stranger bring bad news to their door.

  Now we have Assage, a man that is brilliant and on a mission to inform us of the very things we do not want to hear.    He has to be very lonely, he has yet to find anyone with his ideals or even become a mentor to him.   

So He is acting like any man that meets a woman who would kiss him and give him the idea that there was more to come.  So lust comes about and the woman has sent out different signals to him.-----This happens every day to men, they persue the female until she gets tired of the game and throws him to the wolves.

Come on you men, never met a woman that sent out signals that they may be very interested in you.??  Then when you follow up she still leads you on, and she is playing very dangerous games with you. 

So our Assage is alone, no one to temper his moods moods or distract him from what I would guess is his now his life's mission----He wants to save the world by becoming the worlds bigest busy body. 

If he cannot find love then POWER takes the place, and by gosh he sure may be a lousy lay but he has the world by the balls.


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Re: The Creepy, Lovesick Emails of Julian Assange
« Reply #15 on: December 18, 2010, 10:04:20 PM »
Vesta--give up.  Really.  Just give up.

Assange is a manipulator, creep, and user of the first order.  The very fact that you're here defending him and his actions speaks volumes.

And NO, the public does NOT have a "right to know" every little detail about every little thing that goes on.  How the hell is our government going to get anything done if every little thing is exposed?

Ever wonder why Assange hasn't performed a similar data dump of places like North Korea, China, the Russians, Iran, etc., etc?
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Re: The Creepy, Lovesick Emails of Julian Assange
« Reply #16 on: December 18, 2010, 10:08:11 PM »
Vesta--give up.  Really.  Just give up.

Assange is a manipulator, creep, and user of the first order.  The very fact that you're here defending him and his actions speaks volumes.

And NO, the public does NOT have a "right to know" every little detail about every little thing that goes on.  How the hell is our government going to get anything done if every little thing is exposed?

Ever wonder why Assange hasn't performed a similar data dump of places like North Korea, China, the Russians, Iran, etc., etc?

They have better security?  No that isn't it. I know, Assange knows he would be a dead man if he did. 


BTW, after he was released on bail he basically said his goal is to bring down the US government.  No wonder the DUmmies idolize him.

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Re: The Creepy, Lovesick Emails of Julian Assange
« Reply #17 on: December 19, 2010, 05:03:21 AM »
They have better security?  No that isn't it. I know, Assange knows he would be a dead man if he did. 


BTW, after he was released on bail he basically said his goal is to bring down the US government.  No wonder the DUmmies idolize him.

Why on earth would he want to bring down the United states, or any country for that matter.??

All he has to do is to sit back and watch Obama do the job himself.

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Re: The Creepy, Lovesick Emails of Julian Assange
« Reply #18 on: December 19, 2010, 01:32:40 PM »
Why on earth would he want to bring down the United states, or any country for that matter.??
All he has to do is to sit back and watch Obama do the job himself.
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Re: The Creepy, Lovesick Emails of Julian Assange
« Reply #19 on: December 20, 2010, 10:43:10 AM »
OMG there it'snt enough coffee this morning...... :mental:
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Re: The Creepy, Lovesick Emails of Julian Assange
« Reply #20 on: December 20, 2010, 10:45:59 AM »
Sorry guys, but I think you're both close, but not close enough. I gotta go with Crispin Glover playing Warhol in "The Doors."



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Assange flirted with her, showing off by explaining complex equations and joking about her mathematical ignorance.

Yeah, cause that type of shit always picks up chicks.  Asshat. :mental:
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Re: The Creepy, Lovesick Emails of Julian Assange
« Reply #22 on: December 20, 2010, 10:58:28 AM »
Yeah, cause that type of shit always picks up chicks.  Asshat. :mental:
ur dum lol.  date plz? :rofl:

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« Reply #23 on: December 20, 2010, 11:06:43 AM »
I read it.  Then I had to go wash my hands, and put hand sanitizer on.  Grody to the max dude!  Ew!
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« Reply #24 on: December 20, 2010, 11:07:22 AM »
OMG there it'snt enough coffee HEROIN this morning...... :mental:

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