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Offline franksolich

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Husb2Sparkly: primitives are morons
« on: April 02, 2008, 03:42:31 AM »
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Oh my.

The sparkling husband primitive.

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Husb2Sparkly  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Tue Apr-01-08 11:47 PM
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You know they think we're ****ing morons, right?
   
The GE commercials about bringing modern medicine to impoverished parts of India and rural China.

The Chevron, Shell, and BP commercials telling us how they're turninging environmental miracles while working on our behalf to bring us more energy.

Ecomagination

All the wonderful imagery.

A flirtatious lady doctor and a klutzy patient.

Moms holding children.

Lush, green forests.

Bullshit.

Save the ****ing money you spend on commercials and lower energy costs, you predatory, enslaving mother****ers.

Who's next ...... will Big Pharma be back pushing boner pills again?

You know, the sparkling husband primitive makes a very easy Freudian case-study for the amateur, but I'll save that for later; for the meantime, it's obvious even to a blind man that the sparkling husband primitive is afflicted with voluntary self-castration, subconscious resentment and rage that he freely and willingly emasculated himself.  Even his screen-name has Fruedian implications that he wishes to identify more with his wife, than as an individual.

The impotent and misdirected rage of a eunuch, when the sparkling husband primitive goes off.

Anyway.

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bemildred  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Tue Apr-01-08 11:49 PM
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1. Yeah, they are "shaping our perceptions."
   
Otherwise known as putting lipstick on a pig.

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Donnachaidh  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Tue Apr-01-08 11:52 PM
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2. err, they are still pushing Big Boner pills on my TV
   
But I'm in a very red republican area. Considering how badly their party is doing, and the prez getting boooed so well, these repukes around here probably NEED the boner pills.

Every time I see those FAKE "We've gone GREEN" ads I throw things at the set. LIARS.

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Husb2Sparkly  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Tue Apr-01-08 11:55 PM
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3. Are they using Dob Bole as their shill?
   
Or have they simply stopped working for his sorry, smelly, shriveled old ass?

Ewww.  The projections of not just any eunuch, but of an ageing eunuch.

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Hekate  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Wed Apr-02-08 03:22 AM
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18. This is an enlightened town, but Viva Viagra! is enthusiastically playing on the tube.

Have you noticed how much younger the guys in the commercials are now? I guess old Hugh Hefner got it right in one when he identified Viagra as the first legal sex pill and a boon to all mankind.

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wtmusic  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Tue Apr-01-08 11:57 PM
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4. Turn off the TV, H2S
   
They don't think you're a moron, they think 90% of Americans are morons.

And they're right.

They think pharmaceutical-popping primitives are morons, no doubt about it.

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JoeIsOneOfUs  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Tue Apr-01-08 11:58 PM
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5. I just had a realization that not owning a TV is like a giant ignore button in my life
   
I have no idea what kind of crap I'm missing. I like it that way.

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greyhound1966  (1000+ posts) Apr-02-08 12:08 AM
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8. Yep, although we actually do have one.
   
It has been turned on once in the last 4 months cause some friends of our brought over a console to play burn-out 3.

Downside is that I only understand about half of what most people talk about.

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JoeIsOneOfUs  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Wed Apr-02-08 12:25 AM
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9. I get just enough of a dose a few days a year...
   
when I travel for work and am stuck in a hotel (I have a hard time sleeping in hotels) and when I visit some family members. So I got to see Survivor and see what that was, etc.

I don't know how people have time to watch TV. I guess I waste time on the internet, but it uses my brain more. My greatest regret in life in always wanting more time. Can't imagine being on my deathbed and saying, damn, I shoulda watched the tube more.

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greyhound1966  (1000+ posts) Apr-02-08 12:40 AM
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12. ...or spent more time at the office...

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Zorra  (1000+ posts) Wed Apr-02-08 12:04 AM
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6. Right. They know that their propaganda will influence enough morons
   
into doing whatever they want, and that will be enough of the population to prevent the rest of us from getting anything productive done.

I'd like to see Democrats conduct a mass slaughter of televisions. TV is a major player in the destruction of our country.

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Selatius  (1000+ posts) Wed Apr-02-08 12:07 AM
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7. If they think we're stupid, it's probably because we let them rape us like a bunch of dumbasses.
   
They fill us up with corporate propaganda, and we go and vote them into office.

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JoeIsOneOfUs  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Wed Apr-02-08 12:27 AM
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10. I feel that way about so much corporate charity
   
I'm cynical enough (or realistic enough?) to think it's about (a) tax breaks (b) PR.

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sicksicksick_N_tired  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Wed Apr-02-08 12:28 AM
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11. They HOPE we are,...and HATE that we aren't.

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Beam Me Up  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Wed Apr-02-08 01:20 AM
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15. Just say NO to TV.

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bleever  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Wed Apr-02-08 01:48 AM
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16. "Chemicals are essential to life."
   
So only dirty hippies complain against chemical companies!

"Oil companies are investing in solutions, while others (liberals, hippies, blame-America-firsters) only complain."

Who owns the idea of "carbon footprints"? The mega-polluters who spend the most on chummy TV commercials about it.

Next:

"Soylent Green: it's People Food."

Well now, franksolich is greatly confused.

Hasn't it been the primitives alleging "better living through chemistry," what with their incessant and expensive demand for taxpayer-paid mood-altering pharmaceuticals?  All those drugs to lessen the natural consequences of their behavior?

Normally, one would think the primitives worship the pharmaceutical companies.

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Marr  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Apr-02-08 01:51 AM
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17. You know what? They're right.
   
This country is full of ignorant, apathetic morons. Most people here prefer comfortable illusions to uncomfortable facts. It's taken me 8 years to accept it, but there you go.

Oh my.

What was that grafitti I once saw on a wall in London, in a neighborhood infested by British primitives?--"Don't adjust your mind; reality's to blame."
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Re: Husb2Sparkly: primitives are morons
« Reply #1 on: April 02, 2008, 05:07:25 AM »
It sounds like the primitives are dedicated to shutting out of their lives any contact or influence that doesn`t agree with their belief system.
Quite a cult they have developed.
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Re: Husb2Sparkly: primitives are morons
« Reply #2 on: April 02, 2008, 06:16:01 AM »
Frank, your perceptions of H2S mirror my own.  Enraged and yet utterly ineffectual, with each of those two failings stoking the other, with no real identity of his own, he finds meaning only in submission to his wife and cheerleading on DU because the latter gives him the (mistaken) perception of leading or influencing in some way.  I think even the pathetic crew at DU at best simply tolerate his pretensions to an actual identity, an indulgence he fails to see for what it is.

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Re: Husb2Sparkly: primitives are morons
« Reply #3 on: April 02, 2008, 09:27:56 AM »
Isn't this the same crowd that regularly starts threads like: "what meds are you on?"
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Re: Husb2Sparkly: primitives are morons
« Reply #4 on: April 02, 2008, 09:47:31 AM »
Quote from: DixieBelle on April 02, 2008, 09:27:56 AM
Isn't this the same crowd that regularly starts threads like: "what meds are you on?"

Heh...... :-)
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Re: Husb2Sparkly: primitives are morons
« Reply #5 on: April 02, 2008, 10:09:56 AM »
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6. Right. They know that their propaganda will influence enough morons
   
into doing whatever they want, and that will be enough of the population to prevent the rest of us from getting anything productive done.

I'd like to see Democrats conduct a mass slaughter of televisions. TV is a major player in the destruction of our country.

Speaking of propaganda, "Big Oil" and companies like General Electric could probably make do with light advertising if it were not for the fact they must defend themselves through PR against raving lunatics like the folks who choose (on purpose) to post misinformation, distortions, anti-capitalist screeds, and downright malicious hatred on websites like DemocratUnderground.com
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Re: Husb2Sparkly: primitives are morons
« Reply #6 on: April 02, 2008, 11:07:06 AM »
Didn't sparkly no nuts have a heart attack awhile back? You can tell by his behavior he still hasn't gotten over it, he is still very angry and if he isn't careful he is going to have another one. :mental:
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Re: Husb2Sparkly: primitives are morons
« Reply #7 on: April 02, 2008, 11:35:49 AM »
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXUfawe5COg[/youtube]

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFPsSCN-YKM[/youtube]



I wonder how the DUmmies resolve such a conundrum!!! :-)
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Re: Husb2Sparkly: primitives are morons
« Reply #8 on: April 02, 2008, 11:45:53 AM »
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Donnachaidh  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Tue Apr-01-08 11:52 PM
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2. err, they are still pushing Big Boner pills on my TV
   
But I'm in a very red republican area. Considering how badly their party is doing, and the prez getting boooed so well, these repukes around here probably NEED the boner pills.

Every time I see those FAKE "We've gone GREEN" ads I throw things at the set. LIARS.

When did President Bush get booed? I don't watch news on TV but do read a lot on the Internet and listen to the radio. And I know we aren't real wild about our candidate, but I thought they were the ones having problems, thanks in part to Operation Chaos (i.e. a taste of their own medicine).

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Re: Husb2Sparkly: primitives are morons
« Reply #9 on: April 02, 2008, 11:58:27 AM »
^He got booed throwing out the first pitch at the new Nationals baseball stadium on Monday night, I believe.....

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Re: Husb2Sparkly: primitives are morons
« Reply #10 on: April 02, 2008, 12:13:23 PM »
^very mildly and then it was followed by cheers as he did a pretty good job with the pitch. The man is pretty good at baseball. Unlike another politican who fumbled with sports. :-)
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Re: Husb2Sparkly: primitives are morons
« Reply #11 on: April 02, 2008, 12:31:20 PM »
Quote from: DixieBelle on April 02, 2008, 12:13:23 PM
^very mildly and then it was followed by cheers as he did a pretty good job with the pitch. The man is pretty good at baseball. Unlike another politican who fumbled with sports. :-)

You got anyone particular in mind, Dixie?  :-)



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Re: Husb2Sparkly: primitives are morons
« Reply #12 on: April 02, 2008, 12:47:24 PM »
BWAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

All that's missing is the bunny suit picture. Or the cheesesteak picture. What a maroon!!!!!
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Re: Husb2Sparkly: primitives are morons
« Reply #13 on: April 02, 2008, 12:55:13 PM »
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-XRRredWNM[/youtube]

The man has faced down terrorism. I don't think he gives a rip about libtardedness at a ballgame. Great footage of him at the Yankees game after 9/11.
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Re: Husb2Sparkly: primitives are morons
« Reply #14 on: April 02, 2008, 01:47:32 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on April 02, 2008, 06:16:01 AM
Frank, your perceptions of H2S mirror my own.  Enraged and yet utterly ineffectual, with each of those two failings stoking the other, with no real identity of his own, he finds meaning only in submission to his wife and cheerleading on DU because the latter gives him the (mistaken) perception of leading or influencing in some way.  I think even the pathetic crew at DU at best simply tolerate his pretensions to an actual identity, an indulgence he fails to see for what it is.

 :loser:

To summarize his life: Politically impotent, socially irrelevant, and can't get it up in bed. Combine that with his bong induced mental illness and one can see why he is the way he is.
Enjoyable to watch and I personally have zero pity for him. He deserves the life he has built for himself.
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