The Anti-Bouncy, for all DU lurkers...

[NHSparky]

SO, there I was at Wally World this morning, trying to find a Wi-Fi router so that I could tie in my laptop and desktop in order to further push the VRWC agenda on the poor suspecting world, when I asked about how the security was on a particular brand.  I told the clerk I didn't want anyone hogging my WiFi, and at just that moment, a disheveled, smelly, EBT-bearing miscreant with a cart full of lobster and steak started bitching at me, claiming how I was a fascist for not wanting to share my wealth and all that it provided.

Needless to say, I was a bit put off, and told the freeloading **** that if he wanted Internet access so bad to surf his child pron, he could 1--go to the library and sit with Bobolink, or 2--put some of that food back that MY tax dollars are paying for and making his ass grossly fat, get a job, and EARN enough money to pay for Internet access.

The other people in line started nodding their heads in agreement and started to chastize the lowly DU/Kos kiddie as well.  He mumbled something about Cheetos and pot, but before he got too far into his rant, the security guard jumped out of the other line and escorted him outside to his waiting piece of shit 1995 Camry with the "Coexist" and "Kerry/Edwards" stickers on the back.  Needless to say, I got a nice round of applause for making sure the loser got the boot, and actually saw another person starting to push their cart back to the food section, taking out the expensive food and buying more reasonable choices with their EBT card.

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See how ****ing stupid you people sound when you pull your little bouncies?  Notice how they're, well, bullshit?  Nobody believes them.  Stop it already.

Or don't.  I could use the laugh.

[Evil_Conservative]

Are you sure that didn't really happen?  It sounds believable.  After all, it's on the internet.

[Karin]

I loves the bouncies for their comedy gold.  What I can't take is the comments that come after, that apparently fall for them hook line and sinker.  Stupidity and gullibility like that are both dangerous and irritating. 

[thundley4]

The only halfway believable ones are where they interrupt some people having a private conversation, and they usually pick on old people or kids.

[blitzkrieg_17]

H5, though I could see a DUmmy actually saying that.

[txradioguy]

That's actually more believable than the bullshit they try to pass off as actual events.

[Freeper]

SO, there I was at Wally World this morning, trying to find a Wi-Fi router so that I could tie in my laptop and desktop in order to further push the VRWC agenda on the poor suspecting world, when I asked about how the security was on a particular brand.  I told the clerk I didn't want anyone hogging my WiFi, and at just that moment, a disheveled, smelly, EBT-bearing miscreant with a cart full of lobster and steak started bitching at me, claiming how I was a fascist for not wanting to share my wealth and all that it provided.

Needless to say, I was a bit put off, and told the freeloading **** that if he wanted Internet access so bad to surf his child pron, he could 1--go to the library and sit with Bobolink, or 2--put some of that food back that MY tax dollars are paying for and making his ass grossly fat, get a job, and EARN enough money to pay for Internet access.

The other people in line started nodding their heads in agreement and started to chastize the lowly DU/Kos kiddie as well.  He mumbled something about Cheetos and pot, but before he got too far into his rant, the security guard jumped out of the other line and escorted him outside to his waiting piece of shit 1995 Camry with the "Coexist" and "Kerry/Edwards" stickers on the back.  Needless to say, I got a nice round of applause for making sure the loser got the boot, and actually saw another person starting to push their cart back to the food section, taking out the expensive food and buying more reasonable choices with their EBT card.

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See how ****ing stupid you people sound when you pull your little bouncies?  Notice how they're, well, bullshit?  Nobody believes them.  Stop it already.

Or don't.  I could use the laugh.

You are only missing one element and it will be the perfect bouncy. While you were in Wal Mart you should have reshelved liberal books into the fiction section.  

[Godot showed up]

Spark, care to bet that inside a short time we see this re-worked with some names changed at the DU ? Creativity is not a DUmmy forte.

[Tess Anderson]

SO, there I was at Wally World this morning, trying to find a Wi-Fi router so that I could tie in my laptop and desktop in order to further push the VRWC agenda on the poor suspecting world, when I asked about how the security was on a particular brand.  I told the clerk I didn't want anyone hogging my WiFi, and at just that moment, a disheveled, smelly, EBT-bearing miscreant with a cart full of lobster and steak started bitching at me, claiming how I was a fascist for not wanting to share my wealth and all that it provided.

K & R!!!!! N/T

[dandi]

WOOHOO!! you're my new favorite poster way to go you sure told him throw it back in their faces no more mr. nice guy way to fight back truth to power baby the cowards alway run when presented with the facts the tide is turning you're my hero right on preach it brother way to smack down that asshole[/DU mode]

[Airwolf]

The VRWC will reward you well. You have learned much from the Rove.

[true_blood]

H5, though I could see a DUmmy actually saying that.

Exactly. Especially about the "Coexist" and "Edwards/Kerry" stickers on the '95 Camry part.
H5!

[crockspot]

TEN BONGS!!!!!11111

A CLASSIC!!!!!1111oneeleven

[BattleHymn]

Two years ago, my hopey changey inlaws decided not to lock their WiFi, against my recommendation.  The renter on one side of them even had the balls to knock on the door at 11PM one night when they powered down their router, asking them to turn it back on, because she was using it just then (which, stupidly, they did).

That neighbor has since moved out, and been replaced by another moocher.  How do they know?  A few weeks ago, they got their third and final letter warning them that they need to cease and desist downloading illegal content, otherwise, they are in deep doo-doo.  I'm not sure if the letters have been coming from the internet provider or the government (I didn't ask), but it takes everything in me to not say "I told you so".     

[BadCat]

We have an Obumble supporting moonbat at work.  His boss is a good ex-Navy staunch conservative.

His boss and I were out having a smoke yesterday, the moonbat was there, he doesn't smoke, but he was out there. 

His boss told me that he'd like to buy a firearm and asked me for a recommendation, I told him "Glock 23".  The moonbat said "Why do you need a gun?"

I told him "To be ready for the upcoming civil war".

The moonbat shut up and went back inside.

[I_B_Perky]

You are only missing one element and it will be the perfect bouncy. While you were in Wal Mart you should have reshelved liberal books into the fiction section.  

You are forgetting the bushes. Maybe something like "And Nancy Pelosi jumped out of the bushes in the garden dept".   

[Chris_]

Wal Mart doesn't sell books because none of their customers can read.

</tolerant and educated liberal>

[crockspot]

You are forgetting the bushes. Maybe something like "And Nancy Pelosi jumped out of the bushes in the garden dept".   

A security guy did jump out of the other line. That was a creative deviation.

[I_B_Perky]

A security guy did jump out of the other line. That was a creative deviation.

 

[IassaFTots]

FWASO FOR BEING!!!!

[NHSparky]

Spark, care to bet that inside a short time we see this re-worked with some names changed at the DU ? Creativity is not a DUmmy forte.

Very little about them surprises me anymore.  I'd say nothing, but I am occasionally taken by surprise when they reach a new level of teh stoopid and continue to dig.