official nomination thread for Top DUmmies of 2010

[franksolich]

I forgot to nominate NNNOLHI.  He's been at the DUmp for years and has yet to say anything intelligent.

Good choice, sir.

The problem with Don, the grouchy old primitive, is that he seems to make his biggest stinks earlier in the year, and then by the time nominations happen, he's been forgotten.

But nobody's forgetting him this year.

[Karin]

I'm going to do mine in pieces as well.  Just one today:

TheStraightStory.  Way back in the beginning of the year, we sat transfixed as TSS sold a sob story to the DUmp, slyly trying to raise money.  A long, involved sad story involving his ex-wife, who was very, very ill, and his desire to throw her out of an airplane (go sky diving).  If he could only raise the money for the trip.  Then, he seemingly was begging for gas money on the internet. 

As my much-missed pal GOBUCKS said at the time, "Well, well, well.  Right out of the gate we have someone vying for top Dummy." 

[delilahmused]

Well, I think the gays who actually survived the purge deserve something. Here's part of my list so far. It doesn't include Pammy because I'm just damned sick of her.

Bobo who's homeless and angry, both deliberate.
EFerrari, loony, bitter trailer park trash who raised her own mini criminal enterprise and holds her mother in contempt but thinks nothing of sponging off her.
Stinky, no explanation necessary

Still pondering the rest.

Cindie

[delilahmused]

While not an actual category, I nominate Calpiggy as the poet laureate of DU. Her complete lack of talent without a stitch of self awareness as to how utterly untalented she is is the perfect representation of DU.

Cindie

[franksolich]

I'm finally getting around to nominating the defrocked warped primitive, "warpy."

franksolich used to be utterly in love with, utterly fascinated, with warpy, because she always seemed so full of common sense and practicality, and knew so much about, well, everything.

But I noticed the more I complimented her, the more she bashed decent and civilized people.

Usually it pays off to be a nice guy, but this one, well, she just got more and more sour.

Even nice guys have limits to their patience, and so after about a year and a half, two years, I finally threw in the towel; her loss, not franksolich's.

For those who don't know, the defrocked warped primitive is 60 years old, and was once a registered nurse in Massachusetts.  That is, until one day when she got her hands on the keys to the narcotics cabinet at the hospital. 

The defrocked warped primitive, who usually hangs around the cooking and baking, do-it-yourself, rural, health, mental health, and disability forums, once in a while posting about politics in "General Discussion," now lives in northwestern New Mexico, and Hates men.

[Splashdown]

I'm pretty sure he's a mole, but I'm going to say BantheGOP. His rants are truly inspiring!

Also, throw one more in for the Poet Laureate of the DU, CalPeg.

mikec, that bug-screwing bastard.

And of course NameRemoved, especially for his brave posts in freedom of speech threads.

[franksolich]

mikec, that bug-screwing bastard.

An especially excellent nomination, the mike_c primitive.

The mike_c primitive is one of only four drek primitives, a worthless piece of shit.

The mike_c primitive is a professor of insect life out there in California, a big fat guy with long hair, circa 55-60 years of age.  And a really bad skin condition, which needs looked at, and franksolich is sincere in saying that.

Not that I'm not being sincere in slamming the mike_c primitive too, though.

The mike_c primitive constantly rails against the "capitalist system," but like the Die alte Sau, the dysmenopausal Kansas school teacher (the "Proud2bLibKansan" primitive, another of the drek primitives), the mike_c primitive surely appreciates the benefits he's soon to get from the "system;" a great big huge retirement pension derived from capitalist investments.

If the mike_c primitive is sincere in his hostility towards the "system," franksolich urges him to consider the source of his affluence, and to disavow it, to refuse it.  After all, one doesn't want to be tainted by taking something that was gotten from the sweat of the brows of the laboring masses.

franksolich has refused to accept tainted money before; surely the mike_c primitive, in his arrogance believing himself morally superior to decent and civilized people, can find it easier to do so than franksolich did.

[Tucker]

10- ProSense -Entirely too many reasons why it could win but I'm thinking a future front runner.

9- Hannah Bell -The school bus driver who starts way too many pro NEA campfires. Most of the time she doesn't have a clue as to what she's bitching about. Thinks she is of superior intellect because she drove a bunch of elementary students back and forth to school.

8- Madfloridian - Swaps spit with Hanna Bell by posting same theme threads. Ex school teacher though. She is adamantly against Charter schools or students learning anything if it drains union teachers salary.

7- Joanne98 -Just because she's too stupid to post an original thought. Mostly a C&P queen. Her son was Bubba's boyfriend in prison.  She hasn't mentioned if he has kept up him homosexual ways since his release.

6- DainBramaged - Do you still have me on ignore?

5- Alan Grayson- He is a registered member and as stupid as a person the God ever made. No wonder he lost.

4- EFerrari- Dont want her to win as the winner seem to get TS's in the next calendar year.

3- Stinky The Clown - Spent too much time in the litter box. The toxic waste has deformed what little brain he had.

2- Anne Pritchett - AKA proud2BlibKansan. Working on legend in her own mind status.

1- Bobolink or Bobo the Hobo- Either the best mole ever or the most pathetic excuse for a human ever conceived. I'm leaning toward the former.

Biggest disappointment- It has to go to Leftyfingerpop. He was a early front runner for the top spot but got his ass TS'd a few months back.

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,43905.0/highlight,leftyfingerpop.html

And I would like to add that I promised that I would never nominate CPeg and I didn't and never will. She has no redeeming value to mankind and not worthy of any accolades. Let me be blunt, She's a bitch.

[Revolution]

I must have missed the thread in the DUmp informing everyone of his now immortality. What happened, Tuck?

[Ballygrl]

And of course NameRemoved, especially for his brave posts in freedom of speech threads.

I love the "NameRemoved" choice!

[Ballygrl]

I know it has nothing to do with this year's nominations, but 1 of the funniest posts I read since I've been here is the post where someone here was able to find the "Name Removed" post in a thread with CalPeg, I think the person whose post was removed was a friend of Soleil's and the person was so mad at Peg that she said something like "don't forget people a $20 fork" I wish I would've saved that thread, I've searched and can't find it.

Do you have a category such as funniest post of the year by someone who was most un-DU like in their responses?

[Tucker]

I must have missed the thread in the DUmp informing everyone of his now immortality. What happened, Tuck?

I don't know what happened. I was going to nominate him for a elevated spot in this years contest. I kept some of his more insane tales in a folder. I noticed today that he was TS'd.

Maybe Doug's ex complained to Der Skimmer about him muscling in on her as the most stupidest person on the internet.

[Revolution]

Well....'tis a cardinal sin to call a DUmbass "stupid," "dumb," or any other name that could mean they have a lack of intellect. Tis a cardinal sin solely because it's true.

[Revolution]

I'd also like to add Mr. Scorpio to the Top Primitives list. Dandi's latest thread about the nutbag conspiracy theorist is the clincher reason.

[Rufus2010]

Taverner (proof what happens when you get on the computer drunk)
CalPig
Doug's stupid ex wife
DementJeep
prouldlibkansan (the teacher primitive)

[Rufus2010]

Two more:
HippyChick
the LVL primitave (is he even still alive? guy that fat oughta be dead now)

[franksolich]

the LVL primitave (is he even still alive? guy that fat oughta be dead now)

Well, now, sir, that stirs up a new mystery now.

The gigantic primitive, the Las Vegas Levithan, the "Systematic Chaos" primitive, around mid-year announced he'd gotten below 400 pounds following the advice given him by decent and and civilized people here, and was entertaining notions of becoming a professional nutritional consultant.....but that was months ago, and the gigantic primitive's been mum since then.

If he had continued losing weight, he'd be bragging about it to us.

So one must regrettably conclude he's been gaining weight.

Probably after the gigantic primitive learned as he was becoming thin and svelte, that he'd be shoved off the disability gravy train, and so panic-stricken at the notion of having to work, he resumed his old ways, and is perhaps considerably inflated again.

[Chris_]

I mentioned this yesterday, but ProudDad deserves a nomination.  Run his name through the search function here and you'll see what I mean.

[franksolich]

I mentioned this yesterday, but ProudDad deserves a nomination.  Run his name through the search function here and you'll see what I mean.

You know, our esteemed colleague lars1701c has from time to time mentioned the "ProudDad" primitive, and so I began looking around for him when hanging around Skins's island, but never found him of any particular interest.

Of course, I'm not on Skins's island all the time, and the odds are that I miss things.

Consider the "ProudDad" primitive nominated.

[Carl]

I would throw out defendandprotect for the same reason.
A complete idiot and nut case.

http://journals.democraticunderground.com/defendandprotect

[franksolich]

About every third or fourth day, until December 4, I'll post the then-current nominees, collected from both sites.

nominees for TOP PRIMITIVES:

Alan Grayson

AnArmyVeteran

Arctic Dave

Banthegop

bobbolink, who's homeless

BOG group--FrenchieCat, babylonsister, Cha, ProSense, grantcart, HiFructosePronSyrup, NJmaverick, HughMoran, jefferson_dem, Peacetrain, treestar, RoyGBiv, sandnsea, berni_mccoy, SoxFan, Nicholas D Wolfwood, and others.

CaliforniaPeggy, the poetess CalPig primitive

Cyrano, the large-proboscised primitive Oscar Wilde

Dainbramaged, who's ignoring our esteemed colleague Tucker

defendandprotect

Demtenjeep, formerly the "greenbriar" primitive

EFerrari, Doug’s stupid ex-wife

Hannah Bell

Hawkeye-X, the cross-eyed Iowa primitive

HighFructosePronSyrup

hippychick

IanDavid, the skumbag primitive

Joanne98, the Joanne98 primitive

JudiLynn, a prominent Yugoista

kentuck, the bluegrass primitive

madfloridian

malaise, the malarial primitive

mike_c, the mike_c primitive

Mineral Man, the anti-osteopathic primitive

MrScorpio, the MrDorkio primitive

nadinbrzezinski, the Zbigniew primitive

Name removed

NanceGreggs

NNN0LHI, the grouchy old primtiive Don

PC Intern, allegedly a dentist but probably a medical office cleaning woman

Phil the Cat, the primitive authority on the constitution of North Korea

ProSense, an 0bamaite primitive

Proud2bLibKansan, the Die alte Sau Anne, the dysmenopausal Kansas school teacher

ProudDad

Rsmith6621, the bounciest primitive

spooked911

SytematicChaos, the gigantic primitive

Taverner

The Magistrate

TheStraightStory

ThomWV, the mountain man primitive

undergroundpanther, the subway cat

w8liftinglady

warpy, the defrocked warped primitive

Xultar, the drunken old sot

nominees for the WILLIE, for bettering the reputation of Skins's island:

AlanGrayson

bobbolink, who's homeless

California Peggy, the poetess laurette of Skins's island

Demtenjeep, formerly the greenbriar primitive, TOP PRIMITIVE OF 2009

Octafish

Proud2bLibKansan, the Die alte Sau, the dysmenopausal Kansas school teacher

Spooked911

undergroundpanther, the subway cat

WilliamPitt, the Bostonian Drunkard

xultar, the drunken old sot

nominees for the ANNIE, likely to be the biggest loser in life:

AlanGrayson

Demtenjeep, once known as the "greenbriar" primitive

marmar, the orange marmalade primtiive

MrScorpio, the MrDorkio primitive Lamond

Proud2bLibKansan, the Die alte Sau, the dysmenopausal Kansas school teacher

Redstone, Chief S itting Bull, the bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive

Stinky the Clown, the sparkling husband primitive, Admiral Lord Horatio Nelson

WilliamPitt, the Bostonian Drunkard

xultar, the drunken old sot

Nomination of the TwixVoy primitive for the top primitives on "hold" pending certain identification

[true_blood]

That's a great list. Should be interesting. My very first "DUmmie nominations".

[franksolich]

That's a great list. Should be interesting. My very first "DUmmie nominations".

Well, there's still five more days left for nominations.

Although if the past holds true, basically from this point on out, others "defend" or "promote" their nominations.

One can't politicize on the voting thread, although one can justify one's votes.

Some of the nominated primitives, I think, need some promotion, some boosting, so as to garner some votes.

[Chris_]

Well, there's still five more days left for nominations.

Can't believe it's almost December.

But some of these "nominations" do need a few more votes.  I won't say which.

[franksolich]

Can't believe it's almost December.

But some of these "nominations" do need a few more votes.  I won't say which.

I'll be defending, promoting, my choices the last three days of this thread.

"Timing" is everything.