And from there, you have to blame McDonalds.
And, since it's the inability of parents (aka "breeders") to deny their fat, spoiled rotten rugrats yet another Happy Meal with its evil, seductive toy, we must BAN the Happy Meal for all time!! Thus, we will avoid fat, disgusting kids who turn into fat, disgusting adults that require large SUVs to carry them around whose extra weight presents an undue burden on the earth's core causing Indonesian volcanoes to erupt and indefinite nuclear winter to occur, killing all life on Earth

Happy Meals = Earth's destruction!
/DU