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poll: do the primitives on Skins's island have a sense of humor?
« on: November 09, 2010, 07:21:42 AM »
A campfire from Skins's island brought over here by our esteemed colleague Freeper prompted this question.

To be bluntly honest, I myself don't know.

I mean, just because something is invisible doesn't mean it doesn't exist.

I suspect "no," however, because the primitives are starkly reminiscent of the busybody Puritans of 18th-century Massachusetts, or the sour dour 20th-century Prohibitionists; the sorts of people who think they know what's best for everybody else, and that everybody else is just stupid (or recently, racist).

People Who Know Best rarely, if ever, have a sense of humor.

The first requirement of having a healthy sense of humor is that of having a sense of humor about oneself.

After which all the rest comes easy.

But one has to first have a sense of humor about oneself.

One searches in vain on Skins's island, overturning every single grain of sand to see underneath, for any example of self-deprecating humor among the primitives.

The primitives take themselves too seriously; they really believe they count.

Ha ha.

ROTFLMAO.

As far as I know, the only primitive--in ten years of Skins's island, remember--who displayed a sense of humor about himself was the cboy4 primitive.  Well, the cboy4 primitive got chased off Skins's island, mostly by the insufferably boring truemud primitive, who doesn't know a damned thing about sports (or anything else); the primitive who's nice to his mother only because she's ancient, and he wants to inherit her money the minute the old lady kicks off (for the record, the insufferably boring truemud primitive actually said that).

I suggest that if the primitives want to prove they have a sense of humor, they start a mirror-reverse of P-J Comix's most-excellent DUmmie FUnnies--"Freeper Follies" perhaps?--or of our old home's Best/Worst of DU--"Best/Worst of CU," perhaps.

Decent and civilized people have a healthy sense of humor--which begins with themselves--and I'm sure we'd all have great fun reading "Freeper Follies" or "Best/Worst of CU."  In fact, such features would increase traffic to Skins's island, decent and civilized people chuckling at themselves, and seeing what miserable failures the primitives are, at trying to ape their betters.
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Re: poll: do the primitives on Skins's island have a sense of humor?
« Reply #1 on: November 09, 2010, 07:41:09 AM »
Voted no,at least not in the sense of having a laugh to have a good time.
Being obsessed with what someone else has to the point of constant rage and bitterness takes all the fun out of living.

Their only joy and laughter comes at the expense of an "enemy" losing something.

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Re: poll: do the primitives on Skins's island have a sense of humor?
« Reply #2 on: November 09, 2010, 07:56:18 AM »
I voted no because the majority of regressives are too angry all the time to ever laugh, although there are some liberals who have a sense of humor, Ron Kuby used to have a radio show with Curtis Sliwa and Ron had a very good sense of humor, as do liberals that I post with on other boards. No sense of humor or enjoyment of any kind must be in the rules of regressivism.
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Re: poll: do the primitives on Skins's island have a sense of humor?
« Reply #3 on: November 09, 2010, 08:00:41 AM »
Abso****inglutely no.  They couldn't buy one (even) with an unlimited line of credit.
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Re: poll: do the primitives on Skins's island have a sense of humor?
« Reply #4 on: November 09, 2010, 08:08:03 AM »
I voted 'no'.  There are some entertaining and funny posters over there (usually in the Lounge), but taken as a whole, they are bitter and unhappy.
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Re: poll: do the primitives on Skins's island have a sense of humor?
« Reply #5 on: November 09, 2010, 08:17:18 AM »
Almost every forum I've visited has a humor/joke board which is fairly active. I haven't seen one on Skin's Island. The 9-11/Troofer board comes close, though.

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Re: poll: do the primitives on Skins's island have a sense of humor?
« Reply #6 on: November 09, 2010, 08:25:08 AM »
I voted no as a whole. Like others have said there are a few that have come up with stuff that will make me laugh. But it is hard to laugh when you are offended by everything.

That said I have a good friend that is a flaming lib. We stay away from politics when we talk but he has the ability to make me  :rotf: :rotf: at the drop of a hat. I swear the guy is Harpo Marx reincarnated.
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Re: poll: do the primitives on Skins's island have a sense of humor?
« Reply #7 on: November 09, 2010, 10:27:46 AM »
I voted no. The vast majority of them are perpetually bitter and angry.
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Re: poll: do the primitives on Skins's island have a sense of humor?
« Reply #8 on: November 09, 2010, 10:37:07 AM »
I voted no, even though there is an occasionlly amusing comment.  Even their periodic "DUzy" awards were barely funny.  I don't think anyone is doing that particular project anymore, mostly because there is a dearth of comedy there.  Except of course for the unintentional comedy.
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Re: poll: do the primitives on Skins's island have a sense of humor?
« Reply #9 on: November 09, 2010, 10:45:51 AM »
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Ron Kuby used to have a radio show with Curtis Sliwa and Ron had a very good sense of humor,

Nope, nope, nope, girlfriend, I have to disagree.  I used to listen to that show, Ron never made me laugh or want to do anything but hurl the radio thru the window.  He's not even good on World's Dumbest.  His most annoying habit, aside from being Bestest Friends Forever with the execrable Lynne Stewart, was to begin sentences with "I, I, I, I"  "You you you you"  "But but but but"  "Now now now now"  Everything in quadruplicate.  

As for the poll, I voted no simply on the basis of what they come up with for bumper sticker and Tshirt contests.  embarrassingly lame.  There is no wit there.  And, you're right about self-deprecation, Frank.  

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Re: poll: do the primitives on Skins's island have a sense of humor?
« Reply #10 on: November 09, 2010, 10:47:27 AM »
Could you picture Alan Colmes doing stand-up? 

Me neither.
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Re: poll: do the primitives on Skins's island have a sense of humor?
« Reply #11 on: November 09, 2010, 11:07:03 AM »
Could you picture Alan Colmes doing stand-up? 

Me neither.

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Re: poll: do the primitives on Skins's island have a sense of humor?
« Reply #12 on: November 09, 2010, 11:36:35 AM »
Could you picture Alan Colmes doing stand-up? 

Me neither.
He would be about as funny as a colonoscopy.
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Re: poll: do the primitives on Skins's island have a sense of humor?
« Reply #13 on: November 09, 2010, 12:25:47 PM »
I was going to vote Yes because I've seen some things there to make me believe so but upon reflection they're most likely moles so I said No.  :naughty:

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Re: poll: do the primitives on Skins's island have a sense of humor?
« Reply #14 on: November 09, 2010, 01:21:08 PM »
These petulant, self-absorbed, thoroughly repugnant little shits wouldn't know funny if it were balls deep in their collective rectal cavities.


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Re: poll: do the primitives on Skins's island have a sense of humor?
« Reply #15 on: November 09, 2010, 02:31:52 PM »
Absolutely not - the closest it comes to a sense of humor is their sarcasm and snark.

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Re: poll: do the primitives on Skins's island have a sense of humor?
« Reply #16 on: November 09, 2010, 04:49:40 PM »
I think this DUmmie has been visiting here and is trying to prove us wrong. 

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Re: poll: do the primitives on Skins's island have a sense of humor?
« Reply #17 on: November 10, 2010, 06:24:52 AM »
I think this DUmmie has been visiting here and is trying to prove us wrong. 
 

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Re: poll: do the primitives on Skins's island have a sense of humor?
« Reply #18 on: November 10, 2010, 09:27:31 AM »
I went with 'Not sure.'  I think a handful of them actually do, though they hide it well.  Most of them are humorless apparatchiks who would fit in perfectly as German Block Captains in 1944 or informers, wannabe commissars or politicals in the Soviet Union.
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Re: poll: do the primitives on Skins's island have a sense of humor?
« Reply #19 on: November 10, 2010, 09:57:20 AM »
Madinmaryland stole that from Jay Leno last night.  I voted no they do not have a sense of humor.  Humor however is as much your point of view as to what makes you laugh as anything and we all know here what their point of view is and how twisted it gets.
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Re: poll: do the primitives on Skins's island have a sense of humor?
« Reply #20 on: November 10, 2010, 01:44:26 PM »
Could you picture Alan Colmes doing stand-up?  Me neither.
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Re: poll: do the primitives on Skins's island have a sense of humor?
« Reply #21 on: November 10, 2010, 01:46:30 PM »
Could you picture Alan Colmes doing stand-up? 

Me neither.

No, but I could certainly picture him doing kneepads in front of a glory hole.  :bird:

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Re: poll: do the primitives on Skins's island have a sense of humor?
« Reply #22 on: November 10, 2010, 01:49:40 PM »
I voted no as a whole. Like others have said there are a few that have come up with stuff that will make me laugh. But it is hard to laugh when you are offended by everything.

That said I have a good friend that is a flaming lib. We stay away from politics when we talk but he has the ability to make me  :rotf: :rotf: at the drop of a hat. I swear the guy is Harpo Marx reincarnated.

That about sums it up.  One of my best friends is a self proclaimed socialist-loving lefty.  His words, not mine.  And the funniest, wittiest guy I know. 

But, he doesn't hang out on DU.  I asked.   ::)
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Re: poll: do the primitives on Skins's island have a sense of humor?
« Reply #23 on: November 10, 2010, 02:46:56 PM »
This is all the answer you need.  This is what they consider "Comedy Gold."   :bird:

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Re: poll: do the primitives on Skins's island have a sense of humor?
« Reply #24 on: November 10, 2010, 04:33:22 PM »
I voted yes because I do see sadonic humor and some twisted, faux-intellectual humor.  It's still humor even if it isn't good humor, or rational humor.