Yeah, I can see it now. Nancy and Harry call an urgent joint press conference:
"Ladies and gentlemen of the press, thank you for being here today. We have an important announcement to make. Henceforth, anyone refering to our side of the aisle as the 'Democrat party' will forever afterward be called Big Poopy Head by me and my distinguished colleagues. In these times of dire financial straits and sustained unemployment, we can ill afford to turn a blind eye to those replacing the adjective in our name with a noun, even if it does make more sense. We ask the continued support of all Americans in this endeavor, and we also ask Americans to be constantly alert for misused tenses and dangling participles. Remember, "Eternal vigilance is the price of liberty."
Thank you, and may your own personal deity and/or atheist stand-up comic hero bless the United States Of America."