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Offline formerlurker

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My shoes won't stay tied
« on: November 04, 2010, 06:23:21 PM »

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raccoon   (1000+ posts)           Thu Nov-04-10 10:33 AM
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My shoes won't stay tied, especially my right shoe. Isn't there some kind
   

 

of tip to make them stay tied?

BTW, I'm left-handed, and I've been told I don't tie my shoes the way normal people do.



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Re: My shoes won't stay tied
« Reply #1 on: November 04, 2010, 06:29:44 PM »
Use velcro shoes, put super-glue on  the knot. Anyone else have suggestions?  Why do DUmmies where shoes when they don't bother dressing to leave their mom's basement?
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Re: My shoes won't stay tied
« Reply #2 on: November 04, 2010, 06:31:40 PM »
Uhhhhh ..... DUmmass.  Learn how to tie a square knot.  If you end up with a granny knot they come untied.  If you end up with a square knot you won't have to tie them but once a day.

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Re: My shoes won't stay tied
« Reply #3 on: November 04, 2010, 06:32:46 PM »
I`m speechless.
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Re: My shoes won't stay tied
« Reply #4 on: November 04, 2010, 06:34:42 PM »
Quote from: formerlurker on November 04, 2010, 06:23:21 PM


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The raccoon primitive's one of those notoriously helpless primitives, who runs to Skins's island with every least little bit of a problem they have.

There was one time--this was during the early years of Skins's island, and it wasn't the raccoon primitive--a primitive whose name I long ago forgot went to Skins's island to ask how to wipe the posterior after a spell of commode-sitting, so the underwear wouldn't get streaked.

Really.

Skins's island long ago lost any "shock value" to franksolich.
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Re: My shoes won't stay tied
« Reply #5 on: November 04, 2010, 06:38:51 PM »
Here...try this:



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Re: My shoes won't stay tied
« Reply #6 on: November 04, 2010, 06:46:01 PM »
Ouch!   :rotf:
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Re: My shoes won't stay tied
« Reply #7 on: November 04, 2010, 07:20:17 PM »
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Re: My shoes won't stay tied
« Reply #8 on: November 04, 2010, 08:01:44 PM »
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Re: My shoes won't stay tied
« Reply #9 on: November 04, 2010, 08:20:29 PM »
I am left handed.  My shoes don't come untied.  Why :thatsright: do you have to make us all look bad?  Sheesh.
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Re: My shoes won't stay tied
« Reply #10 on: November 04, 2010, 08:23:47 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on November 04, 2010, 08:20:29 PM
I am left handed.  My shoes don't come untied.  Why :thatsright: do you have to make us all look bad?  Sheesh.

You're left handed??  I don't even know you any more!!

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Re: My shoes won't stay tied
« Reply #11 on: November 04, 2010, 08:29:34 PM »
Yeah, well so is/was Reagan, and George HW Bush, and Ford.

and Clinton, Perot, and that other guy.
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Re: My shoes won't stay tied
« Reply #12 on: November 04, 2010, 08:30:43 PM »
There is nothing right about a lefty.     :-)
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Re: My shoes won't stay tied
« Reply #13 on: November 04, 2010, 08:33:46 PM »
Demand Obama pass special rights for lefties.  Whine about the evil shoe corporations, or Big Shoe.  I'd say go out and demonstrate but you might be severely injured tripping over your shoe laces, so just stay in.  Especially on election days.
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Re: My shoes won't stay tied
« Reply #14 on: November 04, 2010, 08:36:09 PM »
This might be a Captain Obvious answer, but....

BUY SHOES WITH NO FREAKING LACES!
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Re: My shoes won't stay tied
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Re: My shoes won't stay tied
« Reply #16 on: November 04, 2010, 09:03:58 PM »
There is a man up at my work who was right handed, and lost is right hand in an accident.  Somehow, he still manages to tie his shoes, no problem.  

I don't understand why the shoe tying gods still decide to smile on my one-handed friend; and yet raccoon, who I would assume has at the very least, rudimentary use of both of his or her hands, remains scorned by the shoe tying gods.  

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Re: My shoes won't stay tied
« Reply #17 on: November 04, 2010, 09:05:21 PM »
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My shoes won't stay tied, especially my right shoe. Isn't there some kind
  

 

of tip to make them stay tied?

BTW, I'm left-handed, and I've been told I don't tie my shoes the way normal people do.


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Re: My shoes won't stay tied
« Reply #18 on: November 04, 2010, 09:32:00 PM »
When all else fails:

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Re: My shoes won't stay tied
« Reply #19 on: November 04, 2010, 09:53:31 PM »
The DUmmy should match his shoes with his work habit............a loafer.
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Re: My shoes won't stay tied
« Reply #20 on: November 05, 2010, 01:41:12 AM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on November 04, 2010, 08:36:09 PM
This might be a Captain Obvious answer, but....

BUY SHOES WITH NO FREAKING LACES!
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Re: My shoes won't stay tied
« Reply #21 on: November 05, 2010, 01:57:36 AM »
I dunno how they manage to mess up wrapping the gaff tape around discarded carpet samples; but have learned to never underestimate the depths of stupidity at the DU.
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Re: My shoes won't stay tied
« Reply #22 on: November 05, 2010, 02:32:23 AM »
I think the OP was being in his mind, witty and sarcastic.
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Re: My shoes won't stay tied
« Reply #23 on: November 05, 2010, 07:48:40 AM »
Yeah, I had to H5 the bunny as well. 

Why not join the T in your GLBTQ coalition, and gad about in F-me pumps? 
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Re: My shoes won't stay tied
« Reply #24 on: November 05, 2010, 08:26:21 AM »
and why is it only the right shoe?  Obviously, the VRWC has infiltrated more areas than you could EVER comprehend, DUmmie raccoon. Be afraid, be verrrrrrry afraid!!  :muahaha: :evil:
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