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HO-LY CRAP!!
« on: November 02, 2010, 10:59:56 PM »
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redirish28 (1000+ posts)        Tue Nov-02-10 08:57 PM
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My poor wife. She is first of all blaming herself for this landslide
 because of what she had to do at work today. (I told her she can't blame herself for reading a script reminding people to vote...even if it was for a Teabag party.)


She is seriously thinking of buying a gun (this is a woman who honestly believe in NO guns before tonight.)

She wants to stock up on supplies and she is really afraid.

Help me talk my wife down (or at the very least give her some hope.)
 
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Jesus Christ on a whole wheat cracker. I'm sorry, but that's kind of funny. Either that, or I'm just a massive asshole. I haven't decided yet. What I'd like to know is: Is she buying the gun for herself, or for whatever imaginary boogeyman is suddenly out there now?
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Re: HO-LY CRAP!!
« Reply #1 on: November 02, 2010, 11:02:42 PM »
What a whiny *****. Tell her to buy a razor blade. It's cheaper.
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« Reply #2 on: November 02, 2010, 11:40:51 PM »
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She is seriously thinking of buying a gun (this is a woman who honestly believe in NO guns before tonight.)

She will end up killing herself with it.
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« Reply #3 on: November 02, 2010, 11:42:11 PM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on November 02, 2010, 11:40:51 PM
She will end up killing herself with it.

As long as no innocents are involved, it's her body to do as she sees fit.  :-)
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Re: HO-LY CRAP!!
« Reply #4 on: November 02, 2010, 11:43:51 PM »
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redirish28 (1000+ posts)        Tue Nov-02-10 08:57 PM
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My poor wife. She is first of all blaming herself for this landslide
 because of what she had to do at work today. (I told her she can't blame herself for reading a script reminding people to vote...even if it was for a Teabag party.)


She is seriously thinking of buying a gun (this is a woman who honestly believe in NO guns before tonight.)
OMG!!!

You're advocating buying a gun, implying using it on you/your wife because of an election turnout?!?!?!

OMG!!!

Holy shi'ite!!!  Please do NOT tell me you have reproduced!
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Re: HO-LY CRAP!!
« Reply #5 on: November 02, 2010, 11:45:41 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on November 02, 2010, 11:42:11 PM
As long as no innocents are involved, it's her body to do as she sees fit.  :-)

Pro-choice only in this case.
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Re: HO-LY CRAP!!
« Reply #6 on: November 02, 2010, 11:54:37 PM »
Uh, is that his wife, or his mother?

Remember, this was the primitive who wrote something about his mother, er, his wife, no, his mother, uh, his wife I mean, who worked at a call-center.

The primitive never clarified if it was his mother or his wife, when other primitives inquired.

I honestly think the primitive's confused about who's who.
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Re: HO-LY CRAP!!
« Reply #7 on: November 03, 2010, 12:00:33 AM »
Quote from: franksolich on November 02, 2010, 11:54:37 PM
Uh, is that his wife, or his mother?

Remember, this was the primitive who wrote something about his mother, er, his wife, no, his mother, uh, his wife I mean, who worked at a call-center.

The primitive never clarified if it was his mother or his wife, when other primitives inquired.

I honestly think the primitive's confused about who's who.

Could he be like Norman Bates?
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Re: HO-LY CRAP!!
« Reply #8 on: November 03, 2010, 12:31:30 AM »
Does this mean that Barry Sotero could be the gun and ammo salesman of the year three times in a row?
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Re: HO-LY CRAP!!
« Reply #9 on: November 03, 2010, 07:23:21 AM »
OMG! what a dumb post.
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« Reply #10 on: November 03, 2010, 07:31:48 AM »
Im really really trying not to LOL...cause that is just sad...these people are scary...yikes!
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Re: HO-LY CRAP!!
« Reply #11 on: November 03, 2010, 02:54:10 PM »
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Unique1 (13 posts)      Tue Nov-02-10 10:49 PM
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26. I feel for her.
 Imagine being in Wisconsin. My wife stopped off at a Gander Mountain tonight and actually filled out paperwork on a new pistol. I told her she couldn't sleep here anymore.

Not a good night indeed. 
 

I feel your pain, brother. I live in NY.
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Re: HO-LY CRAP!!
« Reply #12 on: November 03, 2010, 02:58:49 PM »
Wait. You mean,...she wants to exercise her second amendment right?!?! How dare she! (DUmmie rant.)
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Re: HO-LY CRAP!!
« Reply #13 on: November 03, 2010, 03:47:18 PM »
Guns + DUmmies = Bad things happen and not to us
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Re: HO-LY CRAP!!
« Reply #14 on: November 03, 2010, 05:31:08 PM »
Quote from: Mike220 on November 02, 2010, 11:02:42 PM
What a whiny *****. Tell her to buy a razor blade. It's cheaper.
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Re: HO-LY CRAP!!
« Reply #15 on: November 05, 2010, 01:24:16 AM »
Quote from: franksolich on November 02, 2010, 11:54:37 PM
Uh, is that his wife, or his mother?

Remember, this was the primitive who wrote something about his mother, er, his wife, no, his mother, uh, his wife I mean, who worked at a call-center.

The primitive never clarified if it was his mother or his wife, when other primitives inquired.

I honestly think the primitive's confused about who's who.

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