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Offline Tess Anderson

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"I ****ing shut a teabagger down tonight..."
« on: October 31, 2010, 07:54:30 PM »

Another one . . . spotted "the bagger" on sight, then used a iPhone 4 for the (imaginary) "smackdown"

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xultar  (1000+ posts)        Sun Oct-31-10 01:00 AM
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I ****ing shut a teabagger down tonight...
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I was at a Halloween parry and i noticed right off the loudest ****er in the room was a bagger.

He started in on healthcare reform and he was spouting lies so I broke out the trusty iPhone 4 and called him on his shit. He was saying that he had to pay for healthcare for his employees or pay a fine. I was like well how many employees do you have? Come to find out the ****er ain't got no goddamed employees

He grumbled off grabed his wife and kids and got the **** out of dodge.


I love the smell of burnt teabagger just before bed.

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Re: "I ****ing shut a teabagger down tonight..."
« Reply #1 on: October 31, 2010, 08:00:24 PM »
argued down with a smartphone.  my, what a manly scene he describes. :whatever:

" . . . but then he ran back in the room and shoved my birkenstocks up my a$$".
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Re: "I ****ing shut a teabagger down tonight..."
« Reply #2 on: October 31, 2010, 08:00:31 PM »
a parry?...what is a parry? :evillaugh:
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Re: "I ****ing shut a teabagger down tonight..."
« Reply #3 on: October 31, 2010, 08:01:19 PM »
Quote from: ReaganForRushmore on October 31, 2010, 08:00:31 PM
a parry?...what is a parry? :evillaugh:

it's a party with narcotics. :-)
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Re: "I ****ing shut a teabagger down tonight..."
« Reply #4 on: October 31, 2010, 08:01:46 PM »
Aside from Primitive of the Year do you guys also have Bouncy of the Year?
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Re: "I ****ing shut a teabagger down tonight..."
« Reply #5 on: October 31, 2010, 08:04:12 PM »
Quote from: Wretched Excess on October 31, 2010, 08:00:24 PM
argued down with a smartphone.  my, what a manly scene he describes. :whatever:

" . . . but then he ran back in the room and shoved my birkenstocks up my a$$".

IRRC xultar is a woman.  A woman, who likes to drink.
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Re: "I ****ing shut a teabagger down tonight..."
« Reply #6 on: October 31, 2010, 08:04:56 PM »
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2. Many of them also served in Vietnam and got medals of honor
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You realize that is punishable by a 1 year stint to a Fed. prison right and eBay will not allow that transaction to even occur on their website?

Of course you don't. You just zinged a one-liner straight off your "iPhone 4" (a.k.a. "rectal aperture").
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Re: "I ****ing shut a teabagger down tonight..."
« Reply #7 on: October 31, 2010, 08:07:11 PM »
Quote from: terry on October 31, 2010, 08:04:12 PM
IRRC xultar is a woman.  A woman, who likes to drink.

oops.  never mind.   :thatsright:

kinda hard to tell over there, ain't it? :-)
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Re: "I ****ing shut a teabagger down tonight..."
« Reply #8 on: October 31, 2010, 08:11:18 PM »
"Teabagger used his iPhone to shut me down.....S.O.B. threw that thing faster than a pro baseball player. They say I should be outta the hospital in time to vote", DUmmie.
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Re: "I ****ing shut a teabagger down tonight..."
« Reply #9 on: October 31, 2010, 08:21:17 PM »
Quote from: Wretched Excess on October 31, 2010, 08:00:24 PM
argued down with a smartphone.  my, what a manly scene he describes. :whatever:

" . . . but then he ran back in the room and shoved my birkenstocks up my a$$".

What actually happened:

Mash Here >

ETA it may load a bit slower than youtube. :bawl:
« Last Edit: October 31, 2010, 08:26:45 PM by zeitgeist »
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Re: "I ****ing shut a teabagger down tonight..."
« Reply #10 on: October 31, 2010, 08:41:15 PM »
 :lmao: :bouncingidiot: :bouncingidiot: :rotf:
The DUmmies sure know how to tell some stories, I'll give'em that. :loser:
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Re: "I ****ing shut a teabagger down tonight..."
« Reply #11 on: October 31, 2010, 08:52:40 PM »
Quote from: Odin's Hand on October 31, 2010, 08:04:56 PM
You realize that is punishable by a 1 year stint to a Fed. prison right and eBay will not allow that transaction to even occur on their website?

Of course you don't. You just zinged a one-liner straight off your "iPhone 4" (a.k.a. "rectal aperture").

Again, he's a noob--probably doesn't remember TiT.
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Re: "I ****ing shut a teabagger down tonight..."
« Reply #12 on: October 31, 2010, 08:59:06 PM »
Quote from: terry on October 31, 2010, 08:04:12 PM
IRRC xultar is a woman.  A woman, who likes to drink.


Yeah, vodka.  And the more she drinks, the better her screeds.   :whatever:
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Re: "I ****ing shut a teabagger down tonight..."
« Reply #13 on: October 31, 2010, 09:26:44 PM »
Quote from: ReaganForRushmore on October 31, 2010, 08:00:31 PM
a parry?...what is a parry? :evillaugh:
A parry is a riding force used to deflect a weapon in motion.
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Re: "I ****ing shut a teabagger down tonight..."
« Reply #14 on: October 31, 2010, 09:38:32 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on October 31, 2010, 08:59:06 PM

Yeah, vodka.  And the more she drinks, the better her screeds.   :whatever:


vodka drinkers are out to seriously alter their blood chemistry as quickly as humanly possible.  :drunksailor: trust me, I am a professional.  :uhsure:
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Re: "I ****ing shut a teabagger down tonight..."
« Reply #15 on: October 31, 2010, 10:05:54 PM »
Yeah, like people are going to start spouting off about politics at a Halloween party. Even if they had ANY conversation likat all it would probably be about the elections. Besides only a DUmmie would go to a party and rant about this crap. Everyone else would just ignore the idiot and continue having a good time. Still, when politics is all you have...they're so predictable. Pathetic predictable losers who need to get approval from other online anonymous losers.

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Re: "I ****ing shut a teabagger down tonight..."
« Reply #16 on: October 31, 2010, 10:46:42 PM »
In all my life experiences, the loudest in the room is a liberal.

Who talks politics at a Halloween "parry" anyway?
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Re: "I ****ing shut a teabagger down tonight..."
« Reply #17 on: October 31, 2010, 10:56:24 PM »
Did someone just get a new i-phone 4 and have to show off about it?
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« Reply #18 on: October 31, 2010, 11:00:16 PM »
Quote from: Ree on October 31, 2010, 10:56:24 PM
Did someone just get a new i-phone 4 and have to show off about it?

Dingdingdingding!!!!  No more calls please, we have a winner!
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Re: "I ****ing shut a teabagger down tonight..."
« Reply #19 on: October 31, 2010, 11:26:07 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on October 31, 2010, 08:59:06 PM

Yeah, vodka.  And the more she drinks, the better her screeds.   :whatever:

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Re: "I ****ing shut a teabagger down tonight..."
« Reply #20 on: November 01, 2010, 12:19:42 AM »
Quote from: Wretched Excess on October 31, 2010, 09:38:32 PM
vodka drinkers are out to seriously alter their blood chemistry as quickly as humanly possible.  :drunksailor: trust me, I am a professional.  :uhsure:

Yup. I used to be one of them. 2 times in jail and 1 time in the Brig for starting fights after consuming mass quantities of 100 proof Smirnoff straight up taught me my lesson. My buds would have to carry back to my home, throw me in bed and let me sleep it off for a full day.

BTW, every fight I started after a vodka binge I got my arse kicked.
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Re: "I ****ing shut a teabagger down tonight..."
« Reply #21 on: November 01, 2010, 12:30:07 AM »
Sure it happened Xultar...






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Re: "I ****ing shut a teabagger down tonight..."
« Reply #22 on: November 01, 2010, 01:46:45 AM »
Quote from: Wretched Excess on October 31, 2010, 09:38:32 PM
vodka drinkers are out to seriously alter their blood chemistry as quickly as humanly possible.  :drunksailor: trust me, I am a professional.  :uhsure:

I've got 2 Gal. of 100 proof Vodka under my kitchen bench.
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Re: "I ****ing shut a teabagger down tonight..."
« Reply #23 on: November 01, 2010, 04:35:00 AM »
Quote from: ColonialMarine0431 on November 01, 2010, 12:19:42 AM
Yup. I used to be one of them. 2 times in jail and 1 time in the Brig for starting fights after consuming mass quantities of 100 proof Smirnoff straight up taught me my lesson. My buds would have to carry back to my home, throw me in bed and let me sleep it off for a full day.

BTW, every fight I started after a vodka binge I got my arse kicked.

I pretty much stuck to beer, but I had a bottle of vodka stashed away for when I needed a quick shot.  When I asked my wife to empty it, she saw how little was left, and asked me if I was continuing to drink.  I told her no, it's just that I had it a lot.
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Re: "I ****ing shut a teabagger down tonight..."
« Reply #24 on: November 01, 2010, 04:36:15 AM »
Quote from: ColonialMarine0431 on November 01, 2010, 12:19:42 AM
Yup. I used to be one of them. 2 times in jail and 1 time in the Brig for starting fights after consuming mass quantities of 100 proof Smirnoff straight up taught me my lesson. My buds would have to carry back to my home, throw me in bed and let me sleep it off for a full day.

BTW, every fight I started after a vodka binge I got my arse kicked.

My drink of choice! Lime vodka. Well, it's actually my 2nd choice but I can't always afford Patron and everything else tastes like a cheap imitation.

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