Despite all their outrage and pouting and railing against "the rich" and their odd interpretation of Jesus's teachings as being aimed toward governments rather than individuals, I don't see any of them offering to personally help any of these people. I suppose they think their nobility lies in frothing on a message board about the injustice of it all, haranguing the gubmint and advocating robbing of others for entitlement programs that may or may not ever come to fruition. That doesn't seem in keeping with the philosophy of "direct action" they so often tout. I suppose that's because they spend all their money on flowers for anti-Semitic old journalists, donating to Skinner's vacation fund and traveling to rallies where they can commiserate with other, equally vapid liberal idealists.
Meanwhile, conservatives, those with the means, are taking care of their extended families who have fallen on hard times, because we haven't alienated and abandoned them based on their political beliefs. We're donating to charities that distribute their help without the encumbrance of dozens of layers of bureaucracy. We're advocating for a business-friendly government under which real, long term jobs and careers can be created rather than temporary civil make-work jobs that create nothing but more taxes and intrusive authority. We're demanding real action on the insane levels of illegal immigration that robs Americans of jobs and siphons money out of the U.S. and back to Mexico. We're pushing for a smaller, streamlined, more efficient government that reduces fraud and waste and makes it easier for those truly in need to receive assistance.
You tell me which model best serves the long- and short-term interests of the folks in the DUmmy's story.