I was just talking to BEG she thinks this whole Hi Five / BS reminds her of the Red Leather Crotch. 
As a poster there, I have to agree. I only lurk there now. I'm so busy these days, I only have time for this place.
They didn't appreciate my brand of humor over there. Are they still performing a circle jerk over there?

High-Five! for saying 'circle jerk' 
Wondering to myself... "what would work?"
Spoke to BEG and consulted the Lurk
Lady Liberty will be tickled
when I get out of this pickle
and proclaim the crotch is a circle jerk!