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Offline bijou

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Man knocked off toilet by car
« on: March 28, 2008, 11:17:17 AM »


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A New Zealand man got the fright of his life when a runaway SUV crashed into his house and knocked him off the toilet.

The vehicle had been parked with its emergency brake only half on, and rolled backward down a 10 meter bank into the house in the southern city of Christchurch on Thursday, The Press newspaper reported.

Police said a building contractor working next door had parked the vehicle at the top of the bank minutes earlier.

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http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=129301&in_page_id=2

He must have been completely bowled over by this.  :-)
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Re: Man knocked off toilet by car
« Reply #1 on: March 28, 2008, 11:25:16 AM »
That's a shitty way to start the day.
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Re: Man knocked off toilet by car
« Reply #2 on: March 28, 2008, 11:30:37 AM »
Quote from: Rebel on March 28, 2008, 11:25:16 AM
That's a shitty way to start the day.
Yeah, I bet he was pissed.
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Re: Man knocked off toilet by car
« Reply #3 on: March 28, 2008, 11:58:38 AM »
Quote from: bijou on March 28, 2008, 11:30:37 AM
Quote from: Rebel on March 28, 2008, 11:25:16 AM
That's a shitty way to start the day.
Yeah, I bet he was pissed.
He shouldn't have to take this crap.
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Re: Man knocked off toilet by car
« Reply #4 on: March 28, 2008, 12:03:33 PM »
Quote from: freedumb2003 on March 28, 2008, 11:58:38 AM
Quote from: bijou on March 28, 2008, 11:30:37 AM
Quote from: Rebel on March 28, 2008, 11:25:16 AM
That's a shitty way to start the day.
Yeah, I bet he was pissed.
He shouldn't have to take this crap.


Pretty loony story.
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Re: Man knocked off toilet by car
« Reply #5 on: March 28, 2008, 05:49:25 PM »
Quote from: bijou on March 28, 2008, 11:17:17 AM


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A New Zealand man got the fright of his life when a runaway SUV crashed into his house and knocked him off the toilet.

The vehicle had been parked with its emergency brake only half on, and rolled backward down a 10 meter bank into the house in the southern city of Christchurch on Thursday, The Press newspaper reported.

Police said a building contractor working next door had parked the vehicle at the top of the bank minutes earlier.

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http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=129301&in_page_id=2

He must have been completely bowled over by this.  :-)
He was boweled over too...
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Re: Man knocked off toilet by car
« Reply #6 on: March 28, 2008, 05:55:33 PM »
I bet he threw a real shit fit.
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Re: Man knocked off toilet by car
« Reply #7 on: March 28, 2008, 05:59:28 PM »
Quote from: DixieBelle on March 28, 2008, 05:55:33 PM
I bet he threw a real shit fit.

You shouldn't poo poo this story.  It could happen to anyone.
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Re: Man knocked off toilet by car
« Reply #8 on: March 28, 2008, 08:46:13 PM »
Was he flushed with embarassment?
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Re: Man knocked off toilet by car
« Reply #9 on: March 28, 2008, 08:51:58 PM »
Well that's the shits.
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Re: Man knocked off toilet by car
« Reply #10 on: March 28, 2008, 09:26:20 PM »
The shit would hit the fan if that happened to me.
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