Absolute Worst Date Ever

[Boudicca]

I once had a date I took to Olive Garden that told me halfway through the meal "I'm gonna have to sh*t tonight!"

She also later informed me that she was married, or getting out of a marriage. I don't remember which. It was about 2 1/2-3 years ago, and I've been trying to forget.

Geez, that sounds like dinner time conversation with a toddler.  Although one hopes the toddler would say poo poo instead.
My grandson handed me a diaper this morning and told me he had gone poo poo.  Smart 21-month old!
I'm sure your dinner date's Mom and Grandmother would have been so proud of her too.

[USA4ME]

My junior year in HS (Tampa, FL) I finally got the nerve to ask out this really attractive girl.  I go to her house, meet her parents, and pick her up one Friday night for the "dinner and a movie" first date, which is always a good choice, and we're driving to the restaurant.  It starts pouring rain, I'm driving down this busy two lane road, and suddenly out of the corner of my eye I see this dog try to run across the road.  Unfortunately, he ran right in front of a van in the other lane who hits the dog and then knocked it into the front of my car.  She gasped, I hit the brakes, but it was too late.  We could hear the 'Ka-Thunka Ka-Thunka" as the dog went under my car.  I had nowhere to turn around, it was literally sheets of water coming down outside, and I couldn't believe what had just happened.

We went to the restaurant and I tried to make conversation, but I kept thinking about what had happened, and I think she was thinking about it, too.  It just ruined the whole evening.  After that, I never even called her again, the whole situation made it impossible.

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[Boudicca]

My junior year in HS (Tampa, FL) I finally got the nerve to ask out this really attractive girl.  I go to her house, meet her parents, and pick her up one Friday night for the "dinner and a movie" first date, which is always a good choice, and we're driving to the restaurant.  It starts pouring rain, I'm driving down this busy two lane road, and suddenly out of the corner of my eye I see this dog try to run across the road.  Unfortunately, he ran right in front of a van in the other lane who hits the dog and then knocked it into the front of my car.  She gasped, I hit the brakes, but it was too late.  We could hear the 'Ka-Thunka Ka-Thunka" as the dog went under my car.  I had nowhere to turn around, it was literally sheets of water coming down outside, and I couldn't believe what had just happened.

We went to the restaurant and I tried to make conversation, but I kept thinking about what had happened, and I think she was thinking about it, too.  It just ruined the whole evening.  After that, I never even called her again, the whole situation made it impossible.

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That was a sad one.

[Chris_]

Poor dog. 

That will pretty much put the kibosh on anything.

[debk]

:lmao:I remember having to squat and pee many a time out in the field while I was in the Army.  Guys REALLY don't appreciate a woman's sense of balance enough, I don't think.

M & our fishing guide were really impressed that I was able to prop myself against the side and back of a flats fishing boat and pee in an empty water bottle. No way was I getting in the water to pee....there were sharks and barracudas!!! 

Told them any woman who had had a child could do it...we learned by having to pee in a little bitty dixie cup that we couldn't even see, around a 6+ month pregnancy belly!!!

The next day, our fishing guide had a little blue bucket for me. Soooo much easier!!! 

[Revolution]

Geez, that sounds like dinner time conversation with a toddler.  Although one hopes the toddler would say poo poo instead.
My grandson handed me a diaper this morning and told me he had gone poo poo.  Smart 21-month old!
I'm sure your dinner date's Mom and Grandmother would have been so proud of her too.

Looking back, I don't think I should have taken her out. Meh, I was younger back then, and just wanted a freakin' date. She was all tatted/pierced up, dyed hair, and it didn't seem like she had ever been to a place as nice as OG. Didn't seem like she had parents that gave a dam either. I decided to look past all that, and paid with a less than stellar date. Oh well. I am now the wiser.

[Taxman]

My worst date was my first date.  I was still in HS and played on a traveling baseball squad during the summer.  This girl saw me play and made a comment that she thought I was hot or something.  A mutual friend overheard her and said she could hook us up.  I was about as naive as they come as I grew up in a very strict home.  Anyway, I was introduced and was a bit smitten by her looks...HOT.  Her father was a heart surgeon and they lived in a huge house.  I had no idea of what she liked or didn't like.  We went to some awful Woody Allen movie and then out to eat.  I was such a dumbass, after dinner in my car she began climbing all over me and I did not get the hint.  In fact, I got nervous and dropped her off without so much as a kiss.   Needless to say I got mocked to no end by my teammates when they found out that I didn't take advantage of what she was offering.  I was merely trying to be a gentleman.  There is a happy ending to it though.  Years later, I went hunting with a friend on his farm.  There was a housetrailer on the property.  When we were done hunting I got back to his truck my friend was not back yet.  I had to wait around.  It is then that I saw her outside with three little rugrats.  I lul'd at my good fortune. 

[Chris_]

Mid-boink she answered the phone
I win

Alright, which one of you bastards is a writer for Private Practice? They did it in tonight's episode...

[Thor]

...  We went to some awful Woody Allen movie...

Is there such a thing as a "good" Woody Allen movie??

[Revolution]

Do Grizzly bears make good pets?