Blog that goes into the mind of a 'Hobo Stripper'

[DixieBelle]

Oh my. I can't believe the odd things I find......this is but one snippet. She's got pictures of her van/house posted. Oh my.

Whole religions and cultures and species have been built around the central idea of staying alive. As a young white female in the US, staying alive isn’t too hard. My main predators are other humans, and they’re mostly focused on people who are more marginalized by me. Of course, being a stripper and living in a van make me more likely to be targeted by some.  I’ve developed some neat-o adaptations to lower my chances of getting wacked, and now I’ll share them with you in the form of five handy tips. Some, of course, will apply to you more than others, depending on whether you are a van dweller, a stripper, a woman, or none of the above.

1. Relax. This is the most important part. If you are afraid all the time, you won’t know when to really be afraid. You’re an animal, you have good instincts, and they will tell you when it’s time to be afraid. Optimally, you should be relaxed and tuned in to your environment enough to enjoy it, which is also enough to know when something’s happening.

2. Sleep is when you’re most vulnerable, so pick your sleeping spot well. There are two main philosophies here: safety in numbers, and safety in being alone in the middle of nowhere. I subscribe to both. If your in a town, look for a Wal-Mart and park in the middle of a bunch of RVs (if you know where the sun comes up, park on the shade side of a big one). If you’re in a National Forest, get waaay back off the road and behind some trees where you can’t be seen from the road.

3. I learned this from whores and coyotes: never tell where you’re sleeping and never sleep in the same place two nights in a row, especially if people have seen you there. The exception, of course, is if you’re staying in a friend’s driveway or setting up camp in an isolated spot.

4. If you’re leaving a strip club at closing time, wait for the parking lot to clear. An ounce of prevention, you know. Also don’t go straight to where you’re sleeping. Just make it a habit to drive around a little. It’s good to drive past where you’re going to sleep and circle it so you know what’s around you before you go to sleep (I learned that from coyotes too).

5. Never tell a cop you’re a stripper. Never tell a cop you live in a van. It’s “okay” for them to do whatever they want to sex workers and vagrants. If a cop is harassing you, be placating and submissive. Move slowly. Cops are trained to be hyper vigilant and they can and will interpret almost anything as a threat. Match your speech patterns to theirs and they’ll be less likely to shoot or arrest you. As soon as they let you go drive straight out of their jurisdiction, even if they said they would leave you alone.

http://hobostripper.com/

I gotta know her DUmmie name!!!!

[Rebel Yell]

Oh my. I can't believe the odd things I find......this is but one snippet. She's got pictures of her van/house posted. Oh my.

Whole religions and cultures and species have been built around the central idea of staying alive. As a young white female in the US, staying alive isn’t too hard. My main predators are other humans, and they’re mostly focused on people who are more marginalized by me. Of course, being a stripper and living in a van make me more likely to be targeted by some.  I’ve developed some neat-o adaptations to lower my chances of getting wacked, and now I’ll share them with you in the form of five handy tips. Some, of course, will apply to you more than others, depending on whether you are a van dweller, a stripper, a woman, or none of the above.

1. Relax. This is the most important part. If you are afraid all the time, you won’t know when to really be afraid. You’re an animal, you have good instincts, and they will tell you when it’s time to be afraid. Optimally, you should be relaxed and tuned in to your environment enough to enjoy it, which is also enough to know when something’s happening.

2. Sleep is when you’re most vulnerable, so pick your sleeping spot well. There are two main philosophies here: safety in numbers, and safety in being alone in the middle of nowhere. I subscribe to both. If your in a town, look for a Wal-Mart and park in the middle of a bunch of RVs (if you know where the sun comes up, park on the shade side of a big one). If you’re in a National Forest, get waaay back off the road and behind some trees where you can’t be seen from the road.

3. I learned this from whores and coyotes: never tell where you’re sleeping and never sleep in the same place two nights in a row, especially if people have seen you there. The exception, of course, is if you’re staying in a friend’s driveway or setting up camp in an isolated spot.

4. If you’re leaving a strip club at closing time, wait for the parking lot to clear. An ounce of prevention, you know. Also don’t go straight to where you’re sleeping. Just make it a habit to drive around a little. It’s good to drive past where you’re going to sleep and circle it so you know what’s around you before you go to sleep (I learned that from coyotes too).

5. Never tell a cop you’re a stripper. Never tell a cop you live in a van. It’s “okay” for them to do whatever they want to sex workers and vagrants. If a cop is harassing you, be placating and submissive. Move slowly. Cops are trained to be hyper vigilant and they can and will interpret almost anything as a threat. Match your speech patterns to theirs and they’ll be less likely to shoot or arrest you. As soon as they let you go drive straight out of their jurisdiction, even if they said they would leave you alone.

http://hobostripper.com/

I gotta know her DUmmie name!!!!

"My friends call me loinesspryanka" 

[DixieBelle]

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

[DumbAss Tanker]

"My friends call me loinesspryanka" 

Probably not, that one is kinda fat for stripping.

 

[jtyangel]

Actually, I think this is a perfect opportunity to speak to the DUmmies endless drivel on homelessness. There are one of three scenarios here: Either this girl is working at a crappy little joint and works only a couple days to get a little money to tide her over(and is really bad at what she does), she's a drug functional drug addict who uses away the money she makes, or she is homeless as a 'lifestyle choice'. I'm guessing it is the latter, but there are plenty like her and this is the type of person DUmmies would have us try to pick up out of homelessness.  While we are picking her up, she'll be happy to take the help to support her lifestyle choice, not get out of it.

Then again we can always assume that there is a some serious dysfunction ie mental illness in a young lady who is running away from something to the extent she lives in a van, strips, and then glorifies it via a blog.

What a waste.

[Rebel Yell]

"My friends call me loinesspryanka" 

Probably not, that one is kinda fat for stripping.

 

But, she loves to wear low cut clothes, to show off her saggy titties.