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Offline thundley4

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Fla. Deputies: One-Legged Man Escapes on Foot
« on: September 15, 2010, 08:45:47 PM »
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(Sept. 15) -- He can't run, but he can hide.

Deputies in Orange County, Fla., are trying to track down a one-legged man who evaded authorities on foot.


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Deputies in Florida are trying to track down George Bush, a one-legged man who they say escaped on foot.
The strange story began as a routine traffic stop on Sept. 14, when officers pulled over the suspect, George Bush, who is believed to be either 47 or 48 years old, according to WFTV.com.
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Re: Fla. Deputies: One-Legged Man Escapes on Foot
« Reply #1 on: September 15, 2010, 08:48:42 PM »
It's still Bush's fault.  :lmao: :rotf:
Were the deputies in wheelchairs? :mental:
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Re: Fla. Deputies: One-Legged Man Escapes on Foot
« Reply #2 on: September 16, 2010, 12:39:21 PM »
I wonder how many DUmmies thought it was the former POTUS
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Re: Fla. Deputies: One-Legged Man Escapes on Foot
« Reply #3 on: September 16, 2010, 03:19:41 PM »
That's so lame.

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Re: Fla. Deputies: One-Legged Man Escapes on Foot
« Reply #4 on: September 16, 2010, 03:21:55 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on September 16, 2010, 03:19:41 PM
That's so lame.

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Yeah, the story is a bit limp isn't it.  :-)
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Re: Fla. Deputies: One-Legged Man Escapes on Foot
« Reply #5 on: September 16, 2010, 03:26:40 PM »
Wonder how the dude would do in a "One legged man in an ass kicking contest".
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Re: Fla. Deputies: One-Legged Man Escapes on Foot
« Reply #6 on: September 16, 2010, 04:47:14 PM »
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according to WFTV.com

WhatTheFuckTV???????????

Ya just can't make this shit up!!!!

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Re: Fla. Deputies: One-Legged Man Escapes on Foot
« Reply #7 on: September 17, 2010, 12:39:55 AM »
Quote from: littlelamb on September 16, 2010, 12:39:21 PM
I wonder how many DUmmies thought it was the former POTUS
my guess would be all of them.
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Re: Fla. Deputies: One-Legged Man Escapes on Foot
« Reply #8 on: September 18, 2010, 11:39:59 AM »
How many doughnuts do you have to eat to lose a footchase to a one legged man?
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Re: Fla. Deputies: One-Legged Man Escapes on Foot
« Reply #9 on: September 19, 2010, 06:44:05 PM »
Quote from: Airwolf on September 18, 2010, 11:39:59 AM
How many doughnuts do you have to eat to lose a footchase to a one legged man?

Dunno how many you have to eat but I know how many they did eat... and it was enough! <insert Ron White smiley here>   




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