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Intoxicated naked woman steals cab, men of CC find urgent need to travel
« on: September 14, 2010, 07:53:42 AM »
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Covington cops say alcohol and drugs may have been a factor in a modern-day version of "Lady Godiva."

According to a Covington Police spokesman, a cab driver picked up 29-year-old Jennifer Gille from a local motel, after she asked to be taken to an address off Harrison Avenue.

Covington Police Capt. Jack West said that upon arrival at the address, the woman refused to exit the cab. Further complicating matters, the cab driver said the woman "began acting crazy," taking off her clothing and demanding the cab driver take her to Michigan.  ...



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Re: Intoxicated naked woman steals cab, men of CC find urgent need to travel
« Reply #1 on: September 14, 2010, 08:25:04 AM »
Nice to see an article like this where no spork alerts are needed.  :-)
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Re: Intoxicated naked woman steals cab, men of CC find urgent need to travel
« Reply #2 on: September 14, 2010, 09:37:13 AM »
Quote from: thundley4 on September 14, 2010, 08:25:04 AM
Nice to see an article like this where no spork alerts are needed.  :-)

Not bad!  I expected to see something far worse.    However something tells me that she suffers from bouts of teh crazy.   :-)
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Re: Intoxicated naked woman steals cab, men of CC find urgent need to travel
« Reply #3 on: September 14, 2010, 09:58:01 AM »
Quote from: Taxman on September 14, 2010, 09:37:13 AM
Not bad!  I expected to see something far worse.    However something tells me that she suffers from bouts of teh crazy.   :-)

Something tells me she doesn't suffer: she thoroughly enjoys every minute of it.  :thatsright:
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Re: Intoxicated naked woman steals cab, men of CC find urgent need to travel
« Reply #4 on: September 14, 2010, 10:15:11 AM »
Quote from: Taxman on September 14, 2010, 09:37:13 AM
Not bad!  I expected to see something far worse.    However something tells me that she suffers from bouts of teh crazy.   :-)

Some men have no sense of adventure whatsoever....

God help me, I do love the crazy chicks. Say what you will, but to quote a fave comedian of mine, life is like animal porn -- it ain't for everybody. I wanna have a STORY at the end of the day, kids.  :evillaugh:
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Re: Intoxicated naked woman steals cab, men of CC find urgent need to travel
« Reply #5 on: September 14, 2010, 10:17:31 AM »
There is no shortage of crazy in this world, especially hovering around the Oval Orifice.

The OP's particular kind of crazy is definitely easy on this eyes, however.  :naughty:
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Re: Intoxicated naked woman steals cab, men of CC find urgent need to travel
« Reply #6 on: September 14, 2010, 10:40:16 AM »
Quote from: thundley4 on September 14, 2010, 08:25:04 AM
Nice to see an article like this where no spork alerts are needed.  :-)
Sometimes I am kind to you all.  :lmao:
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Re: Intoxicated naked woman steals cab, men of CC find urgent need to travel
« Reply #7 on: September 14, 2010, 10:52:30 AM »
Quote from: HollywoodNeoCon on September 14, 2010, 10:15:11 AM
Some men have no sense of adventure whatsoever....

God help me, I do love the crazy chicks. Say what you will, but to quote a fave comedian of mine, life is like animal porn -- it ain't for everybody. I wanna have a STORY at the end of the day, kids.  :evillaugh:

I hear you.  Crazy can be lots of fun in the short-term.  Long-term is when the problems begin.   
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Re: Intoxicated naked woman steals cab, men of CC find urgent need to travel
« Reply #8 on: September 14, 2010, 01:22:46 PM »
Quote from: Taxman on September 14, 2010, 10:52:30 AM
I hear you.  Crazy can be lots of fun in the short-term.  Long-term is when the problems begin.   

Very well said. :hi5:
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Re: Intoxicated naked woman steals cab, men of CC find urgent need to travel
« Reply #9 on: September 15, 2010, 05:25:10 PM »
OK what exactly is...
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She faces charges of unauthorized use of a movable, and obscenity, for allegedly exposing herself to the cab driver in a sexual manner.
" unauthorized use of a movable".......   what is that? Yeah I see another BS my way.  :whatever:
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Re: Intoxicated naked woman steals cab, men of CC find urgent need to travel
« Reply #10 on: September 15, 2010, 08:51:47 PM »
From above;
Further complicating matters, the cab driver said the woman "began acting crazy," taking off her clothing
Shit. If I were the taxi driver, I would have taken her anywhere she wanted to go if she continued to strip down. :naughty: :cheersmate:
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Re: Intoxicated naked woman steals cab, men of CC find urgent need to travel
« Reply #11 on: September 15, 2010, 09:42:25 PM »
I wonder if she was charged a full fair?
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Re: Intoxicated naked woman steals cab, men of CC find urgent need to travel
« Reply #12 on: September 15, 2010, 09:44:55 PM »
Quote from: littlelamb on September 15, 2010, 09:42:25 PM
I wonder if she was charged a full fair?

Nope, it was "half off".
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Re: Intoxicated naked woman steals cab, men of CC find urgent need to travel
« Reply #13 on: September 15, 2010, 10:14:59 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on September 15, 2010, 09:44:55 PM
Nope, it was "half off".

But how was the tip?  :lmao:
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