quick question.
I was just over at the island surfing the waves of stupidity when I stumbled across Stinky.
What's up with his rainbow/fag avatar? Is Sparkly a beard? Maybe this is a marriage of convenience since she flies around the world with "the girls"?
It's possible the sparkling husband primitive's young adult son is gay.
I don't think the sparkling husband primitive is himself, though. After all, he was in the U.S. Navy (Vietnam era; served it off the coast of South Carolina), and sailors don't tolerate that sort of conduct.
It's more likely the sparking husband primitive's wife has a thing for women.
I hope this helps, sir.