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Offline bijou

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Man flees home half naked to evade mouse
« on: March 26, 2008, 04:57:16 PM »
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BERLIN (Reuters) - A man in Germany fled his home half naked for cold, snow-swept streets to escape a mouse in his living room, authorities said on Thursday.

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"He said there was nothing he was more afraid of," police in Goettingen said in a statement.

After an emergency call in the early hours, officers in the central town found the 23-year-old wearing only his boxer shorts and slippers at a phone booth near his home.

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He managed to escape by a whisker!  :-)



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Re: Man flees home half naked to evade mouse
« Reply #1 on: March 26, 2008, 06:07:21 PM »
That's quite a tail.
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Re: Man flees home half naked to evade mouse
« Reply #2 on: March 26, 2008, 09:52:00 PM »
Sure he made it, but it was a squeaker!
Go and tell the Spartans, O traveler passing by
That here, obedient to their law, we lie.

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Re: Man flees home half naked to evade mouse
« Reply #3 on: March 26, 2008, 10:26:21 PM »
I am glad to know I am not the ONLY person this has happened to.




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Re: Man flees home half naked to evade mouse
« Reply #4 on: March 26, 2008, 10:29:47 PM »
I am glad to know I am not the ONLY person this has happened to.
:rotf:

When I lived in NC, I shared a house with some people and lived in the basement.  I was coming home one night and it was pouring down rain.  All the lights were off since it was late and it was really dark.  When I opened the door, a big, fat, juicy rat scurried over my foot and ran down the hallway to the front of the house.  I screeched like a little girl.   :-)
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Re: Man flees home half naked to evade mouse
« Reply #5 on: March 26, 2008, 10:31:17 PM »
Buncha sissies  :lmao:

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Re: Man flees home half naked to evade mouse
« Reply #6 on: March 26, 2008, 10:32:13 PM »
I trapped it in the corner and left it for my neighbor.
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Re: Man flees home half naked to evade mouse
« Reply #7 on: March 26, 2008, 10:35:52 PM »
What a *****.  :whatever:
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