Betty or Wilma (Wilma. I would SO wreck that shit)
Pirates or Ninjas (Pirates. Ever see a Ninja get wildly rodgered by drunken island girls?)
Traditional or Extra-Crispy (Extra Crispy. Keep the chicken and give me the skin.)
Yes or No (Perhaps.)
Mauve or Charteuse (When did you come out of the closet? A straight guy would ask Pink or Green.

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Gary Coleman or Steve Guttenberg (How long will I be stranded on the island?)
1 Eye or 3 Legs (One eye. Leela is hot!)
