93-Year-Old Man Charged in Prostitution Sting in Florida

[bijou]

Prosecutors in Manatee County, Fla., are proceeding with a case against one of two 93-year-old men picked up during an undercover prostitution sting, the Sarasota Herald-Tribune reports.

According to police records, Frank Milio, 93, tried to pay $20 in November to an undercover officer, but Milio told the Herald-Tribune that he was only flirting with the woman.

"I haven't had that in years," Milio told the paper. "Ninety-three is kind of old."

Carlos Underhill, also 93, was netted in the sting but will not be charged, although he does not deny chatting with the "good-looking girl" who made eyes at him and turned out to be an undercover cop.

"All I was going to do was talk," he told Herald-Tribune. "It wasn't for sex. I am 93, you know."

Florida, we're not nuts, honest.

[Chris_]

Police discretion seems to be a thing of the past.  This is a dumb as zero tolerance laws in schools.

[Wretched Excess]

I suppose viagra makes all sorts of formerly improbable things possible.

[Wretched Excess]

Police discretion seems to be a thing of the past.  This is a dumb as zero tolerance laws in schools.

so does $20 sex . . . which is a pretty frightening notion, now that I think about it.

[Chris_]

I suppose viagra makes all sorts of formerly improbable things possible.

If he can get it done at 92 he should be praised, not busted.

[Wretched Excess]

I suppose viagra makes all sorts of formerly improbable things possible.

If he can get it done at 92 he should be praised, not busted.

that remains to be seen.  if you recall from the story, the police intervened before "done" ever got started.

[SSG Snuggle Bunny]

gator?

[Chris_]

gator?

bada bing bada boom! *ts!*