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Man in banana costume arrested for indecent exposure
« on: August 18, 2010, 03:07:09 PM »
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Clallam County sheriff's deputies on Tuesday arrested a man dressed in a child's banana costume after he allegedly exposed himself to a woman at a Port Angeles restaurant.
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Well there's a twist on the furry lifestyle. I'll bet this guy wishes he had split earlier.



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Re: Man in banana costume arrested for indecent exposure
« Reply #1 on: August 18, 2010, 03:14:47 PM »
This guy sure is on a slippery slope.

And here I thought nothing interesting ever happened in PA.
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Re: Man in banana costume arrested for indecent exposure
« Reply #2 on: August 18, 2010, 03:19:03 PM »
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Re: Man in banana costume arrested for indecent exposure
« Reply #3 on: August 18, 2010, 03:24:55 PM »
I'm expecting a BUNCH of puns on this.

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Re: Man in banana costume arrested for indecent exposure
« Reply #4 on: August 18, 2010, 03:50:20 PM »
I'm expecting a BUNCH of puns on this.

Don't expect me to DOLE them out.....not this CHIQUITA...jus' sayin.
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Re: Man in banana costume arrested for indecent exposure
« Reply #5 on: August 18, 2010, 03:55:10 PM »
I'm just hearing some tired old "nanner nanner" jokes.

This whole thing just fosters these ridiculous puns. They're so flambé it's painful to look at.
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Re: Man in banana costume arrested for indecent exposure
« Reply #6 on: August 18, 2010, 03:57:45 PM »
I'm just hearing some tired old "nanner nanner" jokes.

This whole thing just fosters these ridiculous puns. They're so flambé it's painful to look at.
I think a lot of people are just monkeying around with these puns.



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Re: Man in banana costume arrested for indecent exposure
« Reply #7 on: August 18, 2010, 03:58:53 PM »
I'm just hearing some tired old "nanner nanner" jokes.

This whole thing just fosters these ridiculous puns. They're so flambé it's painful to look at.


Yup.  They are surely plaintain to see....
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Re: Man in banana costume arrested for indecent exposure
« Reply #8 on: August 18, 2010, 04:01:07 PM »
I'll bet the perp's skin was just a little too green. He hadn't ripened a whole lot.
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Re: Man in banana costume arrested for indecent exposure
« Reply #9 on: August 18, 2010, 06:16:55 PM »
I'm expecting a BUNCH of puns on this.
Ripe ones at that. Well, I'm gonna split from this topic!
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Re: Man in banana costume arrested for indecent exposure
« Reply #10 on: August 20, 2010, 02:03:02 PM »
GROAN.  Somebody go tell Ballygrl about this thread.  She loves em. 

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Re: Man in banana costume arrested for indecent exposure
« Reply #11 on: August 20, 2010, 02:19:24 PM »
GROAN.  Somebody go tell Ballygrl about this thread.  She loves em. 

No ap-peel for you????
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Re: Man in banana costume arrested for indecent exposure
« Reply #12 on: August 21, 2010, 08:40:52 AM »
Mugshot of the perp...


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Re: Man in banana costume arrested for indecent exposure
« Reply #13 on: August 21, 2010, 10:26:25 AM »
So were there nuts on this split?

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Re: Man in banana costume arrested for indecent exposure
« Reply #14 on: August 21, 2010, 05:07:02 PM »
Mugshot of the perp...




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Re: Man in banana costume arrested for indecent exposure
« Reply #15 on: August 21, 2010, 05:21:24 PM »
Mugshot of the perp...




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