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Offline thundley4

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Man with hot dogs in pants arrested, franks photographed
« on: August 17, 2010, 11:59:23 AM »

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A man accused of hiding two pounds of hot dogs in his pants before leaving a grocery store sans paying faces a misdemeanor theft charge, according to a recently released arrest affidavit.

A loss prevention worker at a Publix at South U.S. 1 and Prima Vista Boulevard last week told investigators she saw a man later identified as Allan Polhemus on aisle five "conceal a package of hot dogs in his pants," an affidavit states.

The 32 ounce package of Publix jumbo beef franks was valued at $6.99. The wiener packaging describes the dogs as "meaty & delicious" and as having "no fillers."
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Re: Man with hot dogs in pants arrested, franks photographed
« Reply #1 on: August 17, 2010, 12:09:59 PM »
That's like throwing two pounds of heaven to the dogs.

I suppose there was no room for buns in his pants - musta been wearing some tight jeans.
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Re: Man with hot dogs in pants arrested, franks photographed
« Reply #2 on: August 17, 2010, 12:18:54 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on August 17, 2010, 12:09:59 PM
That's like throwing two pounds of heaven to the dogs.

I suppose there was no room for buns in his pants - musta been wearing some tight jeans.

Correction. Mustard been wearing some tight jeans....

adding, His weiner must not like him too much. 
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Re: Man with hot dogs in pants arrested, franks photographed
« Reply #3 on: August 17, 2010, 12:22:40 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on August 17, 2010, 12:18:54 PM
Correction. Mustard been wearing some tight jeans....

adding, His weiner must not like him too much. 

Thanks for the correction. I got lost in the chili and beans, not to mention the really strong onions.

Based on just the package, I'd say the cops don't have a case. of hot dogs.
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Re: Man with hot dogs in pants arrested, franks photographed
« Reply #4 on: August 17, 2010, 12:32:27 PM »
He must of been relishing at the feeling in his pants & forgot to pay.
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Re: Man with hot dogs in pants arrested, franks photographed
« Reply #5 on: August 17, 2010, 12:35:05 PM »
It's too bad he could not mustard up enough speed to get away. The security guard was able to ketchup to him.
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Re: Man with hot dogs in pants arrested, franks photographed
« Reply #6 on: August 17, 2010, 12:39:48 PM »
Quote from: RobJohnson on August 17, 2010, 12:35:05 PM
It's too bad he could not mustard up enough speed to get away. The security guard was able to ketchup to him.

Now that's corny!  The distance between em mustn't be but a foot long.
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Re: Man with hot dogs in pants arrested, franks photographed
« Reply #7 on: August 17, 2010, 01:22:26 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on August 17, 2010, 12:39:48 PM
Now that's corny!  The distance between em mustn't be but a foot long.

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Re: Man with hot dogs in pants arrested, franks photographed
« Reply #8 on: August 17, 2010, 07:48:25 PM »
Quote from: RobJohnson on August 17, 2010, 01:22:26 PM
:rotf: :rotf:

This is the first time I have ever read about an arrest for stealing food that included a recipe for how to serve the stolen food. :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
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Re: Man with hot dogs in pants arrested, franks photographed
« Reply #9 on: August 17, 2010, 08:12:37 PM »
I think the judge will be having a frank discussion with him about the pitfalls of thievery.
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Re: Man with hot dogs in pants arrested, franks photographed
« Reply #10 on: August 17, 2010, 08:43:34 PM »
I'm sure he'll relish the thought of bragging about hia arrest to his new cell mate.
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Re: Man with hot dogs in pants arrested, franks photographed
« Reply #11 on: August 17, 2010, 08:57:26 PM »
Quote from: ColonialMarine0431 on August 17, 2010, 08:43:34 PM
I'm sure he'll relish the thought of bragging about hia arrest to his new cell mate.

Now that's coney!
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Re: Man with hot dogs in pants arrested, franks photographed
« Reply #12 on: August 17, 2010, 09:20:32 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on August 17, 2010, 08:57:26 PM
Now that's coney!

 What a shame, he could have stolen Ball Park Franks, they plump when you cook them.
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Re: Man with hot dogs in pants arrested, franks photographed
« Reply #13 on: August 17, 2010, 09:42:31 PM »
MAN ARREST FOR KEEPING WIENER IN PANTS. FILM AT ELEVEN.
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Re: Man with hot dogs in pants arrested, franks photographed
« Reply #14 on: August 18, 2010, 02:01:10 AM »
Somethng does not sound kosher to me.
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Re: Man with hot dogs in pants arrested, franks photographed
« Reply #15 on: August 18, 2010, 03:48:09 AM »
We have a real weiner for DUmmie of the year
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Re: Man with hot dogs in pants arrested, franks photographed
« Reply #16 on: August 18, 2010, 04:08:11 AM »
Quote from: littlelamb on August 18, 2010, 03:48:09 AM
We have a real weiner for DUmmie of the year

Only if he can cut the mustard.
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Re: Man with hot dogs in pants arrested, franks photographed
« Reply #17 on: August 18, 2010, 10:18:25 AM »
FRANKS 'N BEANS :-)

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Re: Man with hot dogs in pants arrested, franks photographed
« Reply #18 on: August 18, 2010, 02:56:31 PM »
It sounds like Mustard's last stand.
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Re: Man with hot dogs in pants arrested, franks photographed
« Reply #19 on: August 18, 2010, 03:50:24 PM »
As much as it makes me giggle and as coney as the idea is, the perp just may ketch up to some real popularity. And I'll bet the perp's name is Nathan.
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Re: Man with hot dogs in pants arrested, franks photographed
« Reply #20 on: August 18, 2010, 03:51:16 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on August 18, 2010, 03:50:24 PM
As much as it makes me giggle and as coney as the idea is, the perp just may ketch up to some real popularity. And I'll bet the perp's name is Nathan.

How much FranknFurther is this thread gonna go???? 
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Re: Man with hot dogs in pants arrested, franks photographed
« Reply #21 on: August 18, 2010, 03:56:04 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on August 18, 2010, 03:51:16 PM
How much FranknFurther is this thread gonna go???? 

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