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Re: Are you a Rebel or a Yank? Original and Advanced tests.
« Reply #25 on: March 25, 2008, 03:43:00 PM »
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Like I need a test!!! :-)

Are ya'll confused about me?

I don't know........... How do take your grits and how do make your cornbread?  :-)
grits have butter and cornbread is made out of corn meal?? I don't put sugar in mine either.

Who the hell put's sugar in there?   And there's only one kind of tea.  Sweet and cold.
I dunno. I was kind of wondering why she asked because I only know one way to make cornbread. Apparently there's some imposters running around? And I've seen recipes that call for sugar in the cornbread. That ain't cornbread to me.

One word. Jiffy.

And I never put sugar in my cornbread in A SKILLET or in my grits. I do put cheese in my grits. I have been hell because NOONE here knows WTF sweet tea is!  :banghead: They go "Well, we have rasberry tea"  :mental:

Yeah, I hated that when I was in the Navy.  No one knew what sweet tea or grits were.  How do you not know that sweet tea is tea with sugar in it.  Hell, we don't drink hot tea down here, but I can figure out it's tea that is hot.  I was in heaven when I finally found a place on base that had grits.  My Yankee buddies thought I had lost it when they saw my favorite breakfast plate.  Grits, fried eggs (runny), salt, pepper, butter, all mixed up together with a piece of toast.  I just might make me some when I get home.
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Re: Are you a Rebel or a Yank? Original and Advanced tests.
« Reply #26 on: March 25, 2008, 03:45:14 PM »
Quote from: DixieBelle on March 25, 2008, 03:41:01 PM
^we never do Jiffy. It's so easy make from scratch.

I grew up with Jiffy (yankee mom) but I found it is CHEAPER to make from scrach. I never had Jiffy again when I learned how to make cornbread.
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Re: Are you a Rebel or a Yank? Original and Advanced tests.
« Reply #27 on: March 25, 2008, 03:48:04 PM »
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One word. Jiffy.

Jiffy???  :thatsright:

That's like instant grits and red eye gravy without coffee.

Cornbread..............fill iron skillet half way with oil, heat, pour oil into cornmeal and mix, pour back into skillet, bake. Serve with 5 gallon bucket of butter with a garden spade.

Grits.......................butter, pepper, cheese

Tea..................sugar, tea, water

Boiled peanuts........................salt, water, green peanuts(red pepper allowed also)


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Re: Are you a Rebel or a Yank? Original and Advanced tests.
« Reply #28 on: March 25, 2008, 03:49:52 PM »
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Like I need a test!!! :-)

Are ya'll confused about me?

I don't know........... How do take your grits and how do make your cornbread?  :-)
grits have butter and cornbread is made out of corn meal?? I don't put sugar in mine either.

Who the hell put's sugar in there?   And there's only one kind of tea.  Sweet and cold.
I dunno. I was kind of wondering why she asked because I only know one way to make cornbread. Apparently there's some imposters running around? And I've seen recipes that call for sugar in the cornbread. That ain't cornbread to me.

One word. Jiffy.

And I never put sugar in my cornbread in A SKILLET or in my grits. I do put cheese in my grits. I have been hell because NOONE here knows WTF sweet tea is!  :banghead: They go "Well, we have rasberry tea"  :mental:

Yeah, I hated that when I was in the Navy.  No one knew what sweet tea or grits were.  How do you not know that sweet tea is tea with sugar in it.  Hell, we don't drink hot tea down here, but I can figure out it's tea that is hot.  I was in heaven when I finally found a place on base that had grits.  My Yankee buddies thought I had lost it when they saw my favorite breakfast plate.  Grits, fried eggs (runny), salt, pepper, butter, all mixed up together with a piece of toast.  I just might make me some when I get home.

All three ships I was on had grits everyday for breakfeast.
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Re: Are you a Rebel or a Yank? Original and Advanced tests.
« Reply #29 on: March 25, 2008, 03:55:41 PM »
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One word. Jiffy.

Jiffy???  :thatsright:

That's like instant grits and red eye gravy without coffee.

Cornbread..............fill iron skillet half way with oil, heat, pour oil into cornmeal and mix, pour back into skillet, bake. Serve with 5 gallon bucket of butter with a garden spade.

Grits.......................butter, pepper, cheese

Tea..................sugar, tea, water

Boiled peanuts........................salt, water, green peanuts(red pepper allowed also)



One cup sugar per gallon

Ah, yes.  Redneck caviar.  I can eat myself sick on boiled peanuts.

I've lived in Ashburn/ Sycamore, GA my whole life (except Naval service).  From the Turner County Tax Assesor's website.....
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Ashburn is also home to the Big Peanut Monument and a Peanut Museum. The monument was created to pay tribute to the peanut processing industry that allows the city to be nicknamed "The Peanut Capital of the World". The Golden Peanut Company, considered the world's largest peanut processing plant, has a facility in the heart of the city.
Any body ever seen the big peanut on I-75?  That's the only way anybody knows where Ashburn is.  Needles to say, we have our share of boiled peanuts down here.
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Re: Are you a Rebel or a Yank? Original and Advanced tests.
« Reply #30 on: March 25, 2008, 04:00:47 PM »
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I dunno. I was kind of wondering why she asked because I only know one way to make cornbread. Apparently there's some imposters running around? And I've seen recipes that call for sugar in the cornbread.

Idn't that a muffin?   :-)

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« Reply #31 on: March 25, 2008, 04:03:03 PM »
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100% Dixie.  Is General Lee your grandfather?!

As matter of fact, my husband is related to him on his grandmother's side. :-)

 :blah: :blah: :blah: 

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Re: Are you a Rebel or a Yank? Original and Advanced tests.
« Reply #32 on: March 25, 2008, 04:05:39 PM »
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100% Dixie.  Is General Lee your grandfather?!

As matter of fact, my husband is related to him on his grandmother's side. :-)

 :blah: :blah: :blah: 

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Re: Are you a Rebel or a Yank? Original and Advanced tests.
« Reply #33 on: March 25, 2008, 04:08:24 PM »
1st test:  78% Dixie.  Your neck must be a just little rosy!

2nd test:  40% Dixie. You are definitely a Yankee.

The second test just proves that those Harvard morons have no idea how to gauge anything - there ARE a few Southerners who have had education beyond the third grade.  It doesn't make us Yankee, it just makes us smarter than a yankee.
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Re: Are you a Rebel or a Yank? Original and Advanced tests.
« Reply #34 on: March 25, 2008, 04:17:52 PM »
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1st - 61% Dixie.Well  under the Mason-Dixon Line

2nd - 30% Dixie. You are a dandy Yankee Doodle.

(??) Go figure.

Must be a military brat thing. LOL
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Re: Are you a Rebel or a Yank? Original and Advanced tests.
« Reply #35 on: March 25, 2008, 04:28:09 PM »
Quote from: DixieBelle on March 25, 2008, 03:41:01 PM
^we never do Jiffy. It's so easy make from scratch.

My husband makes "cornbread" on the stovetop, and they are thin like pancakes. Is that good  :-)
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Re: Are you a Rebel or a Yank? Original and Advanced tests.
« Reply #36 on: March 25, 2008, 04:30:32 PM »
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One word. Jiffy.

Jiffy???  :thatsright:

That's like instant grits and red eye gravy without coffee.

Cornbread..............fill iron skillet half way with oil, heat, pour oil into cornmeal and mix, pour back into skillet, bake. Serve with 5 gallon bucket of butter with a garden spade.

Grits.......................butter, pepper, cheese

Tea..................sugar, tea, water

Boiled peanuts........................salt, water, green peanuts(red pepper allowed also)




MMmmmmmm...boiled peanuts!!! Now, those are a REAL treat for anyone who has never tried them...seriously.
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Re: Are you a Rebel or a Yank? Original and Advanced tests.
« Reply #37 on: March 25, 2008, 04:36:54 PM »
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37% Dixie. You are definitely a Yankee.

This was the first test, so I didn't even bother taking the second one  :-)
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« Reply #38 on: March 25, 2008, 04:40:57 PM »
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Quote from: DixieBelle on March 25, 2008, 02:57:48 PM
I dunno. I was kind of wondering why she asked because I only know one way to make cornbread. Apparently there's some imposters running around? And I've seen recipes that call for sugar in the cornbread.

Idn't that a muffin?   :-)


LOL yeah. But I've seen them passed off as cornbread in some places. Mind you, these weren't in the South so.....
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« Reply #39 on: March 25, 2008, 04:42:40 PM »
Nobody mentioned sorghum?? Mmm.....sorghum.....That's like a requirement in our house when I make a real breakfast.
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Re: Are you a Rebel or a Yank? Original and Advanced tests.
« Reply #40 on: March 25, 2008, 04:50:08 PM »
38% Dixie. You are definitely a Yankee.

41% Dixie. Barely in Yankeedom.

I is confused. :o
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« Reply #41 on: March 25, 2008, 04:54:59 PM »
Quote from: Carl on March 25, 2008, 04:50:08 PM
38% Dixie. You are definitely a Yankee.

41% Dixie. Barely in Yankeedom.

I is confused. :o

Are you by any chance from "all over". I think that explains my results anyway.
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Re: Are you a Rebel or a Yank? Original and Advanced tests.
« Reply #42 on: March 25, 2008, 04:58:40 PM »
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Quote from: Carl on March 25, 2008, 04:50:08 PM
38% Dixie. You are definitely a Yankee.

41% Dixie. Barely in Yankeedom.

I is confused. :o

Are you by any chance from "all over". I think that explains my results anyway.

Nope,have lived on the same farm in NY my entire life but hoping to move south in the next year or so.
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Re: Are you a Rebel or a Yank? Original and Advanced tests.
« Reply #43 on: March 25, 2008, 05:04:34 PM »
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Nobody mentioned sorghum?? Mmm.....sorghum.....That's like a requirement in our house when I make a real breakfast.

I don't even know what that is  :confused:

It sounds like what my baby had before she cut a tooth  :-)
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« Reply #44 on: March 25, 2008, 05:05:59 PM »
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Are you by any chance from "all over". I think that explains my results anyway.

That's the story I'm sticking to for myself.
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« Reply #45 on: March 25, 2008, 05:50:13 PM »
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Quote from: DixieBelle on March 25, 2008, 04:42:40 PM
Nobody mentioned sorghum?? Mmm.....sorghum.....That's like a requirement in our house when I make a real breakfast.

I don't even know what that is  :confused:

It sounds like what my baby had before she cut a tooth  :-)
Molasses.
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Re: Are you a Rebel or a Yank? Original and Advanced tests.
« Reply #46 on: March 25, 2008, 07:35:22 PM »
I'm an American.  Anyone who thinks they aren't a Yankee, go anyplace else in the world and ask the folks there if they think you're a Yankee.  Oh yeah, bring your own crying towel, most of those places aren't noted for clean laundry, and you won't like the answer.

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Re: Are you a Rebel or a Yank? Original and Advanced tests.
« Reply #47 on: March 26, 2008, 01:32:09 AM »
Well, this surprised me:

100% Dixie.  Is General Lee your grandfather?!

Granted, my grandparents, who pretty much raised me, are from the south (Arkansas City, Arkansas), but I've lived on the west coast almost all my life.

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« Reply #48 on: March 26, 2008, 03:07:06 AM »
Did the advanced test.  18% Dixee.  I'm a Duke of Yankeedom.

I'se durned happy me pappy teached me to speak right.
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« Reply #49 on: March 26, 2008, 11:11:51 AM »
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41% Dixie. Barely in Yankeedom. 9% Dixie. Need help digging out of the snow?
What the hell? How did that happen? I've been told I sound canadian :banghead:
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