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So Xultar, Grey Goose and an I Pad were in a bar....................
« on: August 13, 2010, 10:07:21 AM »
There is so much I won't bring over because of the profanity....but if you want a little hilarity with your morning coffee go on over. 

A snippet~

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xultar  (1000+ posts)        Fri Aug-13-10 12:13 AM
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9. OMB I have to go through severity and nit act drunk. Bet on whtehrt I majestic my **** in flight. F
 **** the right. I hate the thy lie and they are odious and I hat e them

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Re: So Xultar, Grey Goose and an I Pad were in a bar....................
« Reply #1 on: August 13, 2010, 10:16:28 AM »
What the--???
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Re: So Xultar, Grey Goose and an I Pad were in a bar....................
« Reply #2 on: August 13, 2010, 10:20:40 AM »
Quote from: Mr Snuggle Bunny on August 13, 2010, 10:16:28 AM
What the--???

I KNOW! 

  :coffee:

I can't wait to find out what happened.

 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Re: So Xultar, Grey Goose and an I Pad were in a bar....................
« Reply #3 on: August 13, 2010, 10:38:42 AM »
Xultar is a woman?!

She is going to feel soooooooo awful this morning!! But her cat's going to make it, that's a good thing.  :-)
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Re: So Xultar, Grey Goose and an I Pad were in a bar....................
« Reply #4 on: August 13, 2010, 11:04:25 AM »
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19. Grey goose. Very very dry no olives.

I'm thinking she should have had the olives -- might've soaked up some of the vodka . . .
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Re: So Xultar, Grey Goose and an I Pad were in a bar....................
« Reply #5 on: August 13, 2010, 11:37:13 AM »
WOW!! :banghead:
At least she was right about one thing, I do hate Obama!! :hi5:
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« Reply #6 on: August 13, 2010, 11:50:51 AM »
Quote from: njpines on August 13, 2010, 11:04:25 AM
I'm thinking she should have had the olives -- might've soaked up some of the vodka . . .

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Re: So Xultar, Grey Goose and an I Pad were in a bar....................
« Reply #7 on: August 13, 2010, 12:14:31 PM »
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9. OMB I have to go through severity and nit act drunk. Bet on whtehrt I majestic my **** in flight. F
 **** the right. I hate the thy lie and they are odious and I hat e them


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Re: So Xultar, Grey Goose and an I Pad were in a bar....................
« Reply #8 on: August 13, 2010, 12:27:54 PM »
Quote from: TxRadioguy on August 13, 2010, 12:14:31 PM




DANG!  That line makes me laugh every time.   :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

This one is pretty good too....

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Iiiiiii looooove. N you cococococ. I've had her since like 1991 or something shr is amen ass cat. I've been gone for 2 weeks and she sue vices and shr is frosty. And she is alive
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Re: So Xultar, Grey Goose and an I Pad were in a bar....................
« Reply #9 on: August 13, 2010, 12:37:14 PM »
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21. I know u guys think I'm some right won palnt and shit. I see you. ****that shit if you can't see me as a fucling liberal your shit is broken. Fucl that.
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« Reply #10 on: August 13, 2010, 12:44:26 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on August 13, 2010, 12:37:14 PM
:lmao:

Good Grief! Me thinks this DUmmie needs a breathalyzer installed on it's 'puter!
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Re: So Xultar, Grey Goose and an I Pad were in a bar....................
« Reply #11 on: August 13, 2010, 12:53:46 PM »
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Re: So Xultar, Grey Goose and an I Pad were in a bar....................
« Reply #12 on: August 13, 2010, 12:55:30 PM »
Sounds like a bad case of to much booze and absolutely no sex....ever.
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« Reply #13 on: August 13, 2010, 01:09:50 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on August 13, 2010, 12:55:30 PM
Sounds like a bad case of to much booze and absolutely no sex....ever.

Who the hell would want to partner up with a DUmmie when ya had to visit.......


.........afterward?
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Re: So Xultar, Grey Goose and an I Pad were in a bar....................
« Reply #14 on: August 13, 2010, 01:21:56 PM »
Xultar has just posted her entry for the 2010 Pitt Award for posting while intoxicated.
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Re: So Xultar, Grey Goose and an I Pad were in a bar....................
« Reply #15 on: August 13, 2010, 01:36:58 PM »
I have copied that whole thread, for posterity.  Gosh that just tickled me completely. 

 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

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Hey my cT is o cool she was ,ean too but cool she but me in the face and clawed my vback but I stuill low her.

I hate it when people gar ton the p,ane

Get this I'm 40 and single wonder why? Rofdlpn,fplmfapo!!!'mm

I lovely I pad fiuckers Steve jobs he is a asshole

Classic!
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Re: So Xultar, Grey Goose and an I Pad were in a bar....................
« Reply #16 on: August 13, 2010, 01:47:21 PM »
Quote from: debk on August 13, 2010, 10:38:42 AM
Xultar is a woman?!

She is going to feel soooooooo awful this morning!! But her cat's going to make it, that's a good thing.  :-)

I know I sound like a sexist, but woman have no idea how bad they look when they're drunk, it's much more tolerable in men, it doesn't look good in a woman.
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« Reply #17 on: August 13, 2010, 02:19:07 PM »
anyone know if she is hawt or not?
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« Reply #18 on: August 13, 2010, 02:22:16 PM »
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« Reply #19 on: August 13, 2010, 02:30:06 PM »
Quote from: lars1701c on August 13, 2010, 02:19:07 PM
anyone know if she is hawt or not?

You're kiddin' right?

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« Reply #20 on: August 13, 2010, 02:50:13 PM »
She now has an appreciation thread! 

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1. I'm in!
 I hope she's safeljihome. Fwaso for being, xultar. 

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« Reply #21 on: August 13, 2010, 03:14:04 PM »
It would be funny if she is a mole, why would she even bring that up? hmm.
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« Reply #22 on: August 13, 2010, 03:23:12 PM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on August 13, 2010, 03:14:04 PM
It would be funny if she is a mole, why would she even bring that up? hmm.

Bring what up?
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« Reply #23 on: August 13, 2010, 03:33:23 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on August 13, 2010, 03:23:12 PM
Bring what up?

She said this:

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21. I know u guys think I'm some right won palnt and shit. I see you. ****that shit if you can't see me as a fucling liberal your shit is broken. Fucl that.

Why would she even rant about that?
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Re: So Xultar, Grey Goose and an I Pad were in a bar....................
« Reply #24 on: August 13, 2010, 03:48:40 PM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on August 13, 2010, 03:33:23 PM
Why would she even rant about that?

Someone called her out on it, I would think.
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