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Offline AprilRazz

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OK, who gave the DUmmy......
« on: August 04, 2010, 10:38:46 PM »
a typewriter? We have to be more careful about what we talk about when we are near their crates. OPSEC guys!

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Re: OK, who gave the DUmmy......
« Reply #1 on: August 04, 2010, 10:46:56 PM »
Wow... And we have an anti-gravity tornado machine? I must ask about this at the next Jewish Crime Syndicate, Inc board meeting.

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Re: OK, who gave the DUmmy......
« Reply #2 on: August 04, 2010, 11:01:20 PM »
Quote from: Mike220 on August 04, 2010, 10:46:56 PM
Wow... And we have an anti-gravity tornado machine? I must ask about this at the next Jewish Crime Syndicate, Inc board meeting.


Find out if they'll rent it to us Baptists for parties...
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Re: OK, who gave the DUmmy......
« Reply #3 on: August 04, 2010, 11:06:29 PM »
What...the....F*CK...was that???!!!  :thatsright:


It's on such a level of stupid I don't even know where to begin to make a comment on it.   :o
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Re: OK, who gave the DUmmy......
« Reply #4 on: August 04, 2010, 11:12:55 PM »
So the guy lives in/on a golf course?  Is it gated?  Because if so, don't DUmmies hate gated communities and the people who live in them?
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Re: OK, who gave the DUmmy......
« Reply #5 on: August 04, 2010, 11:23:00 PM »
And to think that he has a licence to drive a car or truck and he's running loose in Omaha? Hope to GOD I never have to meet him .
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Re: OK, who gave the DUmmy......
« Reply #6 on: August 04, 2010, 11:25:55 PM »
Quote from: Big Don on August 04, 2010, 11:01:20 PM
Find out if they'll rent it to us Baptists for parties...

I just made a few phone calls. It's a joint project between Mossad and the VRWC. As long as you're a member of either, it's available for rent with 48 hour notice and of course, first come, first served. There's a $50 deposit as well.
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Re: OK, who gave the DUmmy......
« Reply #7 on: August 04, 2010, 11:26:12 PM »
There is nothing a primitive fears more than a Jewnado.
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Re: OK, who gave the DUmmy......
« Reply #8 on: August 05, 2010, 07:58:08 AM »
Mike220, is that 48 business hours? 

This reminded me of a funny book I have.."Letters from a Nut," and its sequel, "More Letters from a Nut."     
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Re: OK, who gave the DUmmy......
« Reply #9 on: August 05, 2010, 08:23:52 AM »
Quote from: Karin on August 05, 2010, 07:58:08 AM
Mike220, is that 48 business hours?  

This reminded me of a funny book I have.."Letters from a Nut," and its sequel, "More Letters from a Nut."    

I have those also. :lmao:
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Re: OK, who gave the DUmmy......
« Reply #10 on: August 05, 2010, 09:37:54 AM »
I guarantee that the person who received this letter didn't file it in the circular file cabinet. This one got passed around to his buddies.
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Re: OK, who gave the DUmmy......
« Reply #11 on: August 05, 2010, 09:46:04 AM »
Anti-gravity machine?.....you know, if that things portable, a fellow could rich renting it out to fat bodies.
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Re: OK, who gave the DUmmy......
« Reply #12 on: August 05, 2010, 12:03:02 PM »
Quote from: AprilRazz on August 04, 2010, 11:26:12 PM
There is nothing a primitive fears more than a Jewnado.

 :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf:

That's hilarious!
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Re: OK, who gave the DUmmy......
« Reply #13 on: August 05, 2010, 12:15:49 PM »
And in this corner, hailing from Neocon parts unknown.....JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: OK, who gave the DUmmy......
« Reply #14 on: August 05, 2010, 07:48:57 PM »
Oh my!  That's some serious crazy right there. 

This guy is only a 10 minute drive from my house.  About a month ago I played the course mentioned in his "letter". 
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Re: OK, who gave the DUmmy......
« Reply #15 on: August 05, 2010, 09:59:22 PM »
Thinking about writing him a response and mailing it from the post office up the road in Langley, VA. :evillaugh:
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Re: OK, who gave the DUmmy......
« Reply #16 on: August 06, 2010, 01:19:32 AM »
Now who y'all out there STILL deny the absolute effectiveness and success of the mind-bending molecular engineered additives to the VRWC's Chem Trail Spraying programs?

Please remember to always pay your VRWC dues on time so these programs and the resulting comedic relief can continue. Who could ever deny torturing the DUmmys?
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Re: OK, who gave the DUmmy......
« Reply #17 on: August 06, 2010, 01:22:15 AM »
Quote from: Mike220 on August 04, 2010, 10:46:56 PM
Wow... And we have an anti-gravity tornado machine? I must ask about this at the next Jewish Crime Syndicate, Inc board meeting.


Don't wanna violate OPSEC here BUTT, rumor has it there is a new iPhone and Droid app in development to REMOTELY control the pocket version of that machine.

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Re: OK, who gave the DUmmy......
« Reply #18 on: August 06, 2010, 06:39:39 AM »
So Olberman can type.

Who knew?
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Re: OK, who gave the DUmmy......
« Reply #19 on: August 06, 2010, 06:44:39 AM »
Quote from: VelvetElvis on August 06, 2010, 06:39:39 AM
So Olberman can type.

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Re: OK, who gave the DUmmy......
« Reply #20 on: August 06, 2010, 03:12:33 PM »
Quote from: PatriotGame on August 06, 2010, 01:19:32 AM
Now who y'all out there STILL deny the absolute effectiveness and success of the mind-bending molecular engineered additives to the VRWC's Chem Trail Spraying programs?

Please remember to always pay your VRWC dues on time so these programs and the resulting comedic relief can continue. Who could ever deny torturing the DUmmys?

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Re: OK, who gave the DUmmy......
« Reply #21 on: August 06, 2010, 06:20:04 PM »
Quote from: PatriotGame on August 06, 2010, 01:22:15 AM
Don't wanna violate OPSEC here BUTT, rumor has it there is a new iPhone and Droid app in development to REMOTELY control the pocket version of that machine.

OUT!


Neither confirm nor deny . . .  :tongue:
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