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Re: Alabama woman kept open gas cans in house 'because she liked the smell'
« Reply #25 on: July 24, 2010, 07:46:35 AM »
Ugh....Leaded balloon for sure. 
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Re: Alabama woman kept open gas cans in house 'because she liked the smell'
« Reply #26 on: July 24, 2010, 08:59:10 AM »
I'd say this thread is about to pun out of gas.
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Re: Alabama woman kept open gas cans in house 'because she liked the smell'
« Reply #27 on: July 24, 2010, 10:03:02 AM »
Or perhaps just disappear into the ether.
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Re: Alabama woman kept open gas cans in house 'because she liked the smell'
« Reply #28 on: July 24, 2010, 10:34:24 AM »
Quote from: PatriotGame on July 23, 2010, 03:29:43 PM
I'm still having trouble distilling the premium comedy in this thread from the crude remarks.  :fuelfire:
(get the smiley application: fuel-fire  :rimshot:)

Yeah, you refined it nicely.  87 or 93?
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Re: Alabama woman kept open gas cans in house 'because she liked the smell'
« Reply #29 on: July 24, 2010, 10:49:45 AM »
Quote from: NHSparky on July 24, 2010, 10:03:02 AM
Or perhaps just disappear into the ether.

Maybe just a boost of octane will do it?
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Re: Alabama woman kept open gas cans in house 'because she liked the smell'
« Reply #30 on: July 24, 2010, 11:15:00 AM »
These replies have sure been a gas to read
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Re: Alabama woman kept open gas cans in house 'because she liked the smell'
« Reply #31 on: July 24, 2010, 11:43:04 AM »
Quote from: vesta111 on July 24, 2010, 05:50:04 AM
Nah, no problem with you Thor, I just cannot understand how anyone for any reason would want to keep potential bombs in their home unless they had some explosive issues.
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Re: Alabama woman kept open gas cans in house 'because she liked the smell'
« Reply #32 on: July 24, 2010, 02:23:14 PM »
Did someone mention pumping Ethyl? Is she hot?
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Re: Alabama woman kept open gas cans in house 'because she liked the smell'
« Reply #33 on: July 24, 2010, 05:28:00 PM »
Quote from: Randy on July 24, 2010, 10:49:45 AM
Maybe just a boost of octane will do it?

Maybe some nitro or MTBE?
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Re: Alabama woman kept open gas cans in house 'because she liked the smell'
« Reply #34 on: July 24, 2010, 09:00:55 PM »
Quote from: crockspot on July 24, 2010, 02:23:14 PM
Did someone mention pumping Ethyl? Is she hot?

Not really. Ever since they took the lead out, she's been in the tank.
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Re: Alabama woman kept open gas cans in house 'because she liked the smell'
« Reply #35 on: July 24, 2010, 11:09:38 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on July 24, 2010, 09:00:55 PM
Not really. Ever since they took the lead out, she's been in the tank.

Really? I heard with a bit of sparkin' on....she'd burst into flames..
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Re: Alabama woman kept open gas cans in house 'because she liked the smell'
« Reply #36 on: July 25, 2010, 12:09:24 AM »
Quote from: debk on July 24, 2010, 11:09:38 PM
Really? I heard with a bit of sparkin' on....she'd burst into flames..

That was the problem. She wouldn't wait until the pistons were at top dead center in their cylinders, she'd go ahead and let the coil fire regardless.

That lead to a lot of backfiring through the intake manifold.

There's only so much of that a guy can take.   :rotf:

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Re: Alabama woman kept open gas cans in house 'because she liked the smell'
« Reply #37 on: July 25, 2010, 12:12:33 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on July 25, 2010, 12:09:24 AM
(Uh....is this one goin' to the Short Bus?  :tongue:   _

startin' to look that way... :naughty:
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Re: Alabama woman kept open gas cans in house 'because she liked the smell'
« Reply #38 on: July 25, 2010, 06:02:12 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on July 25, 2010, 12:09:24 AM
That was the problem. She wouldn't wait until the pistons were at top dead center in their cylinders, she'd go ahead and let the coil fire regardless.

That lead to a lot of backfiring through the intake manifold.

There's only so much of that a guy can take.   :rotf:

(Uh....is this one goin' to the Short Bus?  :tongue:   _

You can also get those symptoms if your injector pumps to much and out of synch.  :-)
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Re: Alabama woman kept open gas cans in house 'because she liked the smell'
« Reply #39 on: July 25, 2010, 08:08:29 AM »
Quote from: Randy on July 25, 2010, 06:02:12 AM
You can also get those symptoms if your injector pumps to much and out of synch.  :-)

Come on people, we knows she has to live alone with no old men in the house.

Just one good rip roaring fart from an old man would below the roof off the house.
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Re: Alabama woman kept open gas cans in house 'because she liked the smell'
« Reply #40 on: July 25, 2010, 09:43:26 AM »
Quote from: vesta111 on July 24, 2010, 05:50:04 AM
Nah, no problem with you Thor, I just cannot understand how anyone for any reason would want to keep potential bombs in their home unless they had some explosive issues.

Igniting controvesy as usual, eh Vesta? You have to admit that this thread is a blast.

It was brave of the cop to charge right in, though, considering the potential ar-son consequences.




Will it go out with a bang? Or will it just be a shell of itself near its end? Well, I'll try not to fuse about it.
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Re: Alabama woman kept open gas cans in house 'because she liked the smell'
« Reply #41 on: July 25, 2010, 10:17:08 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on July 25, 2010, 12:09:24 AM
(Uh....is this one goin' to the Short Bus?  :tongue:   _

Does look like we've got a tiger in the tank.
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Re: Alabama woman kept open gas cans in house 'because she liked the smell'
« Reply #42 on: July 26, 2010, 02:15:49 PM »
Quote from: Godot showed up on July 25, 2010, 09:43:26 AM
Igniting controvesy as usual, eh Vesta? You have to admit that this thread is a blast.

It was brave of the cop to charge right in, though, considering the potential ar-son consequences.




Will it go out with a bang? Or will it just be a shell of itself near its end? Well, I'll try not to fuse about it.

Not to be serious or anything....but I wonder if the drywall would absorb the fumes like it does meth fumes? If it would, it would make the house an explosion waiting to happen.
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Re: Alabama woman kept open gas cans in house 'because she liked the smell'
« Reply #43 on: July 26, 2010, 03:12:13 PM »
She was trying to ward off those pesky Injun spirits.
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