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Offline bijou

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Georgia man holds his mother hostage for not doing his ironing
« on: July 08, 2010, 08:59:59 AM »
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A man in the US has been charged after authorities say he took his mother hostage for six hours because she refused to do his ironing for him.


The 29-year-old man is facing charges of aggravated assault and false imprisonment after he allegedly pulled a gun on his mother and wouldn't let her leave the house for at least six hours when she wouldn't iron his clothes.

Sergeant Marc Griffith of Carroll County Sheriff's Office in Georgia said that the man, who lives with his parents in Villa Rica, Georgia, insisted that doing the ironing was 'woman's work'. ...

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I hope she presses charges.
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Re: Georgia man holds his mother hostage for not doing his ironing
« Reply #1 on: July 08, 2010, 09:00:50 AM »
Quote from: bijou on July 08, 2010, 08:59:59 AM
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I hope she presses charges.

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Re: Georgia man holds his mother hostage for not doing his ironing
« Reply #2 on: July 08, 2010, 09:35:03 AM »
It's a shame they couldn't iron out the wrinkles in their relationship.











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Re: Georgia man holds his mother hostage for not doing his ironing
« Reply #3 on: July 08, 2010, 11:57:04 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on July 08, 2010, 09:35:03 AM
It's a shame they couldn't iron out the wrinkles in their relationship.

You would have thought she would have sized him up by now. 










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Re: Georgia man holds his mother hostage for not doing his ironing
« Reply #4 on: July 08, 2010, 03:06:10 PM »
A nice fat indictment will put the starch back in HER shorts.

This whole thing will put a severe crease in HIS ass-crack.
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Re: Georgia man holds his mother hostage for not doing his ironing
« Reply #5 on: July 08, 2010, 03:16:31 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on July 08, 2010, 11:57:04 AM


If you thought that you'd be flat out wrong.
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Re: Georgia man holds his mother hostage for not doing his ironing
« Reply #6 on: July 08, 2010, 03:17:54 PM »
Quote from: bijou on July 08, 2010, 03:16:31 PM
If you thought that you'd be flat out wrong.

That's a steamy retort!
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Re: Georgia man holds his mother hostage for not doing his ironing
« Reply #7 on: July 08, 2010, 04:06:59 PM »
If I were his mother, I'd be steaming mad right now!
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Re: Georgia man holds his mother hostage for not doing his ironing
« Reply #8 on: July 08, 2010, 04:08:56 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on July 08, 2010, 03:17:54 PM
That's a steamy retort!
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Re: Georgia man holds his mother hostage for not doing his ironing
« Reply #9 on: July 08, 2010, 07:39:46 PM »
This is why you should make sure you don't get hot under the collar.
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Re: Georgia man holds his mother hostage for not doing his ironing
« Reply #10 on: July 08, 2010, 10:53:44 PM »
They should press forward for a more permanent solution to their problem.
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Re: Georgia man holds his mother hostage for not doing his ironing
« Reply #11 on: July 09, 2010, 08:07:14 PM »
What an doofus! He can just go to the local dry cleaner and have his clothes ironed there.  :mental:
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Re: Georgia man holds his mother hostage for not doing his ironing
« Reply #12 on: July 09, 2010, 11:42:12 PM »
Quote from: bijou on July 08, 2010, 04:08:56 PM
I have to do my best to keep up with the other punsters on the board

Be careful - you don't want to get your power cord all wrapped around the handle.
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Re: Georgia man holds his mother hostage for not doing his ironing
« Reply #13 on: July 09, 2010, 11:50:32 PM »
LOL!

My mom would cock her eybrow (ya'll know the look), and tell me I'd better HOPE she never gets out of jail...
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Re: Georgia man holds his mother hostage for not doing his ironing
« Reply #14 on: July 10, 2010, 05:32:19 AM »
WHAT'S HIS DU-NAME?!!

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