Mrs. Alfred Packer's Wild Bill gets a bad egg

[AllosaursRus]

Back in the past I used to work in a C-store down the road from my house. They have a "Fair" once a year across the street that draws quite a crowd. The Carnies are thick after the fair closes buying beer, food and the usual C-store crap. One Mexican would buy a dozen eggs and a large drink cup and boil eggs in the microwave. It worked for a week or so but one night....


I was in the cooler stocking when all hell broke loose with a huge BOOM. All the cooler doors opened and closed. I had no clue as to WTF had just happened, until I walked out the door. OMG what an evil stench! Smoke and steam rolling out of the blown up microwave and OMG what a stench. There was egg spewed over 3 isles of product, and did I mention the stench? O.M.G.

To his credit, the Mexican spent hours cleaning up his mess. He enlisted a couple of friends and they worked their asses off. Even after all that it still stunk 2 days later in there. He profusely apologized every night when he came in and he didn't cook any more eggs in the new microwave. Luckily the sandwich vendor had one with him to bring in to replace the old destroyed smelly one when they came by to restock. 

He was nukin' a dozen at a time?????????? Holy yolks! Musta looked like snot runnin' down the walls!

[PatriotGame]

The old-man hippie farted in the house, the dried-up old lady hippie smelled it, the souffle fell in the oven, the hippie neighbors left in disgust, the DUmp became the avenue for excuses.

Film at 11...