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Worst Bouncy EVER! No kidding. I've found the winnah.
« on: June 24, 2010, 09:33:13 PM »
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So I Let A CEO Have It at The Store Tonight...
 

A CEO of a company that packages items with their name on it and then ships it to BIG BOX stores for sale is standing in the grocery store line just a bit ago... I know him from working there about 15 years ago when he was just a GM of production. His company just announced they are relocating this line to a lower cost center in the south by years end.This company has the raw product assembled in Taiwan..

So we have small talk and then I turn the conversation into a WHAT CAN WE DO ABOUT RESTORING JOBS in America?? He said well we need more tax breaks for upper income people and corporations so they can invest into people... I said oh!!! basically a redistribution from the bottom upwards to the TOP right.....or do lower income people need a break.... he said no its not a redistribution but an adjustment so the wealthy can build small businesses and have lower operating expenses... I then ask him three questions...1. When was the last time a wealthy person helped underwrite start-up cost for a new BIZ...2...and isn't relocating your HQ and assembly line a redistribution of the wealth...3...When do you stop outsourcing the base production of your product because until you bring it home you should not receive a single tax break....

I guess he didn't like what I said..he just put his basket down and left the store... I did get several pat on the back of support for my statements to him...
 

This is just horrible.  Horrible.  Can someone get this DUmmie a message and give them the formula?  About all we got here is the 'So', a CEO, getting said CEO to leave without purchasing anything THEN the pats on the back.

This Oconomy has got to turn around on the bouncy's.

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Re: Worst Bouncy EVER! No kidding. I've found the winnah.
« Reply #1 on: June 24, 2010, 09:40:32 PM »
Just read it over there and it hit almost every point in the script.

Bad mole.
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Re: Worst Bouncy EVER! No kidding. I've found the winnah.
« Reply #2 on: June 24, 2010, 10:16:44 PM »
I don't believe that story at all.
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Re: Worst Bouncy EVER! No kidding. I've found the winnah.
« Reply #3 on: June 24, 2010, 10:18:47 PM »
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4. Way to go!
   You showed considerable presence of mind...

Maybe, just maybe, he might re-think what he's about to do. But I wouldn't count on it.

Highly recommended!

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Re: Worst Bouncy EVER! No kidding. I've found the winnah.
« Reply #4 on: June 24, 2010, 10:42:37 PM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on June 24, 2010, 10:18:47 PM
I saw the CEO in an orange light
my breasts were erect
I yelled
He retreated
We all danced in glee

Oh my goodness, you DIN'T mock DU's Poet(ess) Laureate, did you? :hi5:
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Re: Worst Bouncy EVER! No kidding. I've found the winnah.
« Reply #5 on: June 24, 2010, 10:45:06 PM »
Quote from: Boudicca on June 24, 2010, 10:42:37 PM
Oh my goodness, you DIN'T mock DU's Poet(ess) Laureate, did you? :hi5:

I couldn't help myself LOL.
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Re: Worst Bouncy EVER! No kidding. I've found the winnah.
« Reply #6 on: June 24, 2010, 11:09:59 PM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on June 24, 2010, 10:18:47 PM
I saw the CEO in an orange light
my breasts were erect
I yelled
He retreated
We all danced in glee

Ha Ha, that was funny right there.
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Re: Worst Bouncy EVER! No kidding. I've found the winnah.
« Reply #7 on: June 25, 2010, 01:37:00 AM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on June 24, 2010, 10:18:47 PM
I saw the CEO in an orange light
my breasts were erect
I yelled
He retreated
We all danced in glee

Not bad, not bad at all....

Couple of pointers:

1)  Too short....
2)  Triple space between the lines....

Other than that,    :hi5:  :clap:

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I saw the CEO in an orange jumpsuit


his fingers pudgy, his face round


his basket was overflowing


my breasts were erect


my nipples hardened into knots


I yelled


"To the Hague with him!"


He recoiled, defeated, alone


we all danced on his grave


'til we collapsed


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Re: Worst Bouncy EVER! No kidding. I've found the winnah.
« Reply #8 on: June 25, 2010, 04:24:20 AM »
While Ballygrl's original poem was good, DD really did it justice. :hi5:
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Re: Worst Bouncy EVER! No kidding. I've found the winnah.
« Reply #9 on: June 25, 2010, 06:00:53 AM »
What? No Blink blink blink blink?

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Re: Worst Bouncy EVER! No kidding. I've found the winnah.
« Reply #10 on: June 25, 2010, 07:24:35 AM »
:lmao: at Diesel's poem.
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Re: Worst Bouncy EVER! No kidding. I've found the winnah.
« Reply #11 on: June 25, 2010, 11:06:42 AM »
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So I Let A CEO Have It at The Store Tonight...
 

A CEO of a company that packages items with their name on it and then ships it to BIG BOX stores for sale is standing in the grocery store line just a bit ago... I know him from working there about 15 years ago when he was just a GM of production. His company just announced they are relocating this line to a lower cost center in the south by years end.This company has the raw product assembled in Taiwan..

So we have small talk and then I turn the conversation into a WHAT CAN WE DO ABOUT RESTORING JOBS in America?? He said well we need more tax breaks for upper income people and corporations so they can invest into people... I said oh!!! basically a redistribution from the bottom upwards to the TOP right.....or do lower income people need a break.... he said no its not a redistribution but an adjustment so the wealthy can build small businesses and have lower operating expenses... I then ask him three questions...1. When was the last time a wealthy person helped underwrite start-up cost for a new BIZ...2...and isn't relocating your HQ and assembly line a redistribution of the wealth...3...When do you stop outsourcing the base production of your product because until you bring it home you should not receive a single tax break....

I guess he didn't like what I said..he just put his basket down and left the store... I did get several pat on the back of support for my statements to him...

Hey, DUmmie dipshit, I have just one question for you:  How many poor people have ever hired an employee?

Think before you talk, DUmbass...
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Re: Worst Bouncy EVER! No kidding. I've found the winnah.
« Reply #12 on: June 25, 2010, 11:40:51 AM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on June 24, 2010, 10:18:47 PM
I saw the CEO in an orange light
my breasts were erect
I yelled
He retreated
We all danced in glee

LOL!!

^5

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Re: Worst Bouncy EVER! No kidding. I've found the winnah.
« Reply #13 on: June 25, 2010, 11:43:25 AM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on June 24, 2010, 10:18:47 PM
I saw the CEO in an orange light
my breasts were erect
I yelled
He retreated
We all danced in glee

Oh brother! You need 10 demerits for that! Having just one thread on the first page with a CalPig poem is more than a body can stand! Even if it's a parody, I won't be able to hold my breakfast down!
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Re: Worst Bouncy EVER! No kidding. I've found the winnah.
« Reply #14 on: June 25, 2010, 12:23:48 PM »
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When was the last time a wealthy person helped underwrite start-up cost for a new BIZ

It's actually scary that someone can be this ****ing stupid. Seriously. Maybe it's not too late to abort it.

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Re: Worst Bouncy EVER! No kidding. I've found the winnah.
« Reply #15 on: June 25, 2010, 12:37:26 PM »
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When was the last time a wealthy person helped underwrite start-up cost for a new BIZ
 What the hell is he talking about?  They're the only people who CAN underwrite.  What does he mean, "when was the last time?"  Happens all the time.  

Of course, none of this happened.  I saw a CEO in a grocery store line, indeed.  What a tool.  Wonder if it really was  a mole?  

Excellent poetry, all.  Funny!  

BTW, this guy said this:
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newtothegame  (1000+ posts)     Fri Jun-25-10 12:35 PM
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43. He's basically right though. If you want jobs in America, you have to make the companies...
 WANT to keep jobs in America. We haven't done that.
  and was completely ignored. 

DO NOT row over if your stomach is not feeling very strong.  I'm series. 
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Re: Worst Bouncy EVER! No kidding. I've found the winnah.
« Reply #16 on: June 25, 2010, 03:06:33 PM »
Quote from: delilahmused on June 25, 2010, 12:23:48 PM
It's actually scary that someone can be this ****ing stupid. Seriously. Maybe it's not too late to abort it.

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Wait for it..............A grocery store bouncy
« Reply #17 on: June 25, 2010, 04:10:48 PM »
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So I Let A CEO Have It at The Store Tonight...
   


A CEO of a company that packages items with their name on it and then ships it to BIG BOX stores for sale is standing in the grocery store line just a bit ago... I know him from working there about 15 years ago when he was just a GM of production. His company just announced they are relocating this line to a lower cost center in the south by years end.This company has the raw product assembled in Taiwan..

So we have small talk and then I turn the conversation into a WHAT CAN WE DO ABOUT RESTORING JOBS in America?? He said well we need more tax breaks for upper income people and corporations so they can invest into people... I said oh!!! basically a redistribution from the bottom upwards to the TOP right.....or do lower income people need a break.... he said no its not a redistribution but an adjustment so the wealthy can build small businesses and have lower operating expenses... I then ask him three questions...1. When was the last time a wealthy person helped underwrite start-up cost for a new BIZ...2...and isn't relocating your HQ and assembly line a redistribution of the wealth...3...When do you stop outsourcing the base production of your product because until you bring it home you should not receive a single tax break....

I guess he didn't like what I said..he just put his basket down and left the store... I did get several pat on the back of support for my statements to him...

Your tale is tall but thanks for playing.

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2. Nice job - it takes guts to do that
   
I applaud you!

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52. Not guts - just truth.
   
You've been set free and when Captain Industry saw that the other folks around him weren't buying his line of BS anymore he got out.

Next time I hope a mob grabs this guy, tars and feathers him and then hangs him by his thumbs near the local low rent district with a sign on his chest that says "I outsources you job and laughed while I did it. Cut me down if you think I deserve another tax break."

Just sayin

It takes gut all right. It takes guts to come on a public forum and tell a lie and have dozens of DUmmy's believe it.

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13. "he just put his basket down and left the store... "
   



Congratulations on your courage in the face of raw, unadulterated avarice.

He was probably afraid you and the other customers were about to tear into him, zombie style, just for his high crime of bleating for more tax breaks for the wealthy.

(Cuz those tax breaks have worked out so well so far...WTF is WRONG with these assholes? Do they really think Americans right now are all about the tax breaks for the wealthy? What. The. ****?)

:yourock: for keeping your head and giving him hell.

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I hope saying that is not against the new DU rules, Skinner!

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48. I was working at McDonalds in the seventies, trying to put myself through college.
   
Edited on Fri Jun-25-10 01:02 PM by 1monster
They didn't let their employees eat any left over food at the end of their "keep" time and at the end of the night because they believed the workers would order and cook more food than was needed.

We would be fired if we took any of what was called "waste" food.

I was making $1.90 per hour (10 cents more than minimum because the federal wage/hour office insisted that McDs either paid us more or fed us since we were requied to buy and care for our uniforms)and I was pretty much starving. My budget often only allowed for one loaf of bread and a jar of peanut butter swirl per week.

I'll admit that on occasion, I did scarf down a hamburger. When you are that close to the edge, hunger can cause you to risk your job.

First I've ever heard of such a law. Me thinks you lie.

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28. Surprising that a member of the American Aristocracy would let a Plebian like yourself get close
   
enough to have a conversation.

Bet he won't let THAT happen again!

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30. That was my first thought too..which made me think the OP is BS
   
A CEO doing his own grocery shopping?! Don't they have "people" to do those sort of lowly everyday chores for them?



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Re: Wait for it..............A grocery store bouncy
« Reply #18 on: June 25, 2010, 04:12:45 PM »
Damn. Just saw it in the sticky section. Please delete.

Moderators note......merged......it's hilarious enough to read again......

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« Reply #19 on: June 25, 2010, 06:27:54 PM »
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A CEO doing his own grocery shopping?! Don't they have "people" to do those sort of lowly everyday chores for them?

I dunno. I'm the CEO of the ranch and I do all the shoppin' for the ranch. Course I only have 3 employees!
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« Reply #20 on: June 25, 2010, 06:35:19 PM »
Quote from: AllosaursRus on June 25, 2010, 06:27:54 PM
I dunno. I'm the CEO of the ranch and I do all the shoppin' for the ranch. Course I only have 3 employees!

Let me guess:

There's you....

a descendant, either son or daughter....

And "The Boss", aka "She who must be obeyed"....
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Re: Worst Bouncy EVER! No kidding. I've found the winnah.
« Reply #21 on: June 25, 2010, 06:40:53 PM »
Quote from: diesel driver on June 25, 2010, 06:35:19 PM
Let me guess:

There's you....

a descendant, either son or daughter....

And "The Boss", aka "She who must be obeyed"....

Pretty darn close, especially "she who must be obeyed"!
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« Reply #22 on: June 25, 2010, 07:19:35 PM »
Quote from: AllosaursRus on June 25, 2010, 06:40:53 PM
Pretty darn close, especially "she who must be obeyed"!

Hey, I've been married twice, for a total of 31 years....

The second time (and by far the BEST!) for 7 years....

I know from which I speak....
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Re: Worst Bouncy EVER! No kidding. I've found the winnah.
« Reply #23 on: June 25, 2010, 09:03:22 PM »
Quote from: diesel driver on June 25, 2010, 07:19:35 PM
Hey, I've been married twice, for a total of 31 years....

The second time (and by far the BEST!) for 7 years....

I know from which I speak....

Well, with me it's just been once, for 36 years, if she says jump, I ask how high! heh!

It ain't been easy, I'm gettin' too old to jump!
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Re: Worst Bouncy EVER! No kidding. I've found the winnah.
« Reply #24 on: June 26, 2010, 11:32:06 AM »
Someone needs to inquire as to whether or not this CEO "jumped out of the bushes".  :-)
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