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Offline Chris_

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Re: First Thread on new server! (And a Dating Personality Quiz!)
« Reply #25 on: March 20, 2008, 11:42:33 PM »
Quote from: Chris on March 20, 2008, 11:40:36 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 20, 2008, 11:35:14 PM
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There's a small, but negligible, chance we're wrong. In any case, your friends find your shit hilarious. There's nothing cooler than a dude reducing himself to human rubble.

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You're the same as me? :lmao:
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Re: First Thread on new server! (And a Dating Personality Quiz!)
« Reply #26 on: March 20, 2008, 11:46:46 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 20, 2008, 11:42:33 PM
Quote from: Chris on March 20, 2008, 11:40:36 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 20, 2008, 11:35:14 PM
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I got the same thing...

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There's a small, but negligible, chance we're wrong. In any case, your friends find your shit hilarious. There's nothing cooler than a dude reducing himself to human rubble.

 :rotf:

You're the same as me? :lmao:

We should hang out sometime.  :rofl:
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Re: First Thread on new server! (And a Dating Personality Quiz!)
« Reply #27 on: March 20, 2008, 11:47:25 PM »
Quote from: Chris on March 20, 2008, 11:46:46 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 20, 2008, 11:42:33 PM
Quote from: Chris on March 20, 2008, 11:40:36 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 20, 2008, 11:35:14 PM
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Random Brutal Sex Dreamer (RBSD)

I got the same thing...

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There's a small, but negligible, chance we're wrong. In any case, your friends find your shit hilarious. There's nothing cooler than a dude reducing himself to human rubble.

 :rotf:

You're the same as me? :lmao:

We should hang out sometime.  :rofl:

Yes, indeed, together we would be fully-cocked.  :lmao:
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Re: First Thread on new server! (And a Dating Personality Quiz!)
« Reply #28 on: March 20, 2008, 11:49:53 PM »
I still can't believe the results I got.  :o
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Re: First Thread on new server! (And a Dating Personality Quiz!)
« Reply #29 on: March 21, 2008, 01:40:06 AM »
he Battleaxe
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The Battleaxe

Sharp. Hardened. Dominating. The Battleaxe sweeps all before her, smiting and what not.

You've had a number of serious relationships, so you obviously have many attractive qualities. You're well experienced in dealing with other people's weirdnesses, and it's likely you're good in bed by now, too. Also, like the drunken housewife chucking Heinekens at her no-good husband, you've got a lot of energy.

People can tell you're sophisticated, and so you find yourself the object of infatuations quite often. But it's how you handle yourself in your relationships that gets you the 'brutal' tag. Controlling? Imperious? Overbearing? Yes, please.

Remarkably, you don't mind the same from your men. You've experience enough to take whatever you dish out. Overall, you're a very good person and a capable lover, and when the time comes you'll make a fine divorcee.

Your exact female opposite:

The Nurse
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Always avoid: The Poolboy (RGSD)

Consider: The False Messiah (DBLM), someone just like you.
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Re: First Thread on new server! (And a Dating Personality Quiz!)
« Reply #30 on: March 21, 2008, 01:40:54 AM »
okay, i don't think thats good  :innocent:
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Re: First Thread on the new server!
« Reply #31 on: March 21, 2008, 02:45:19 PM »
Quote from: Chris on March 20, 2008, 10:45:56 PM
What the hell?  I can't win...


Hmmm ... could be worse.  I ran across this add while checking out that site.

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Re: First Thread on new server! (And a Dating Personality Quiz!)
« Reply #32 on: March 21, 2008, 03:11:16 PM »
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« Reply #33 on: March 21, 2008, 03:58:07 PM »
I suck!  :bawl:

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Re: First Thread on new server! (And a Dating Personality Quiz!)
« Reply #34 on: March 21, 2008, 08:08:13 PM »
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« Reply #35 on: March 21, 2008, 08:11:27 PM »
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« Reply #36 on: March 21, 2008, 08:14:40 PM »
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Re: First Thread on new server! (And a Dating Personality Quiz!)
« Reply #37 on: March 21, 2008, 08:20:32 PM »
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The Gentleman
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The Gentleman

Steady & mature. You are The Gentleman.

For anyone looking for an even-keeled, considerate lover, you're their man. You're sophisticated. You know what you want both in a relationship and outside of it. You have a substantial romantic side, and you're experienced enough sexually to handle yourself in that arena, too. Your future relationships will be long-lasting; you're classic "marrying material," a prize in the eyes of many.

It's possible that behind it all, you're a bit of a male slut. Your best friends know that in relationships you're fundamentally sex-driven. You're a safe, reliable guy, who does get laid. In a lot of ways, you're like a well-worn, comfortable pair of socks. Did you ever jack off into one of those? All the time.

Your ideal mate is NOT a nut-job. She is giving and loving, like you, but also experienced.

Your exact male opposite:

The Last Man on Earth
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Always avoid: The Battleaxe (DBLM)

Consider: The Maid of Honor (DGLM), someone just like you.

Looks like I am a fag, too.
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Re: First Thread on new server! (And a Dating Personality Quiz!)
« Reply #38 on: March 22, 2008, 10:57:47 PM »
The Boy Next Door
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The Boy Next Door

Kind, yearning, playful, you are The Boy Next Door. You're looking for real Love, a lot like girls do. It might not be manly, but it's sweet.

We think the next three years will be very exciting and fruitful ones for you. Your spontaneous, creative side makes you a charming date, and we think you have a horny side just waiting to shine. Or glisten, rather. You enter new relationships unusually hopeful, and the first moments are especially glorious. If you've had some things not work out before, so what.

On paper, most girls would name the Boy Next Door as their ideal mate. In the real world, however, you're often passed over for more dangerous or masculine men. You're the typical "nice guy:" without just a touch of cockiness, you're doomed with girls. A shoulder to cry on? Okay, sure. But never a penis to hold.

More than any other type, Boys Next Door evolve as they get older. As we said, many find true love, but some fail miserably in the search. These tarnished few grow up to be The Men Next Door, who are creepy as hell, offering backrubs to kids and what not.

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Re: First Thread on new server! (And a Dating Personality Quiz!)
« Reply #39 on: March 22, 2008, 10:59:54 PM »
Quote from: Freeper on March 22, 2008, 10:57:47 PM
The Boy Next Door
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The Boy Next Door

Kind, yearning, playful, you are The Boy Next Door. You're looking for real Love, a lot like girls do. It might not be manly, but it's sweet.

We think the next three years will be very exciting and fruitful ones for you. Your spontaneous, creative side makes you a charming date, and we think you have a horny side just waiting to shine. Or glisten, rather. You enter new relationships unusually hopeful, and the first moments are especially glorious. If you've had some things not work out before, so what.

On paper, most girls would name the Boy Next Door as their ideal mate. In the real world, however, you're often passed over for more dangerous or masculine men. You're the typical "nice guy:" without just a touch of cockiness, you're doomed with girls. A shoulder to cry on? Okay, sure. But never a penis to hold.

More than any other type, Boys Next Door evolve as they get older. As we said, many find true love, but some fail miserably in the search. These tarnished few grow up to be The Men Next Door, who are creepy as hell, offering backrubs to kids and what not.



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