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Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 20, 2008, 08:09:15 PMQuote from: VelvetElvis on March 20, 2008, 08:07:56 PMQuote from: Schadenfreude on March 20, 2008, 08:03:35 PMQuote from: dutch508 on March 20, 2008, 08:00:54 PMI twisted his head off like a bottlecap.Perfectissimo! Follow dutch's lead. Ok.The martial arts move formerly commonly known as the Flying Groin Kick is now known simply as "The Shady"Oh good! I am capturing all of these. The last thing to go through his mind was my...
Quote from: VelvetElvis on March 20, 2008, 08:07:56 PMQuote from: Schadenfreude on March 20, 2008, 08:03:35 PMQuote from: dutch508 on March 20, 2008, 08:00:54 PMI twisted his head off like a bottlecap.Perfectissimo! Follow dutch's lead. Ok.The martial arts move formerly commonly known as the Flying Groin Kick is now known simply as "The Shady"Oh good! I am capturing all of these.
Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 20, 2008, 08:03:35 PMQuote from: dutch508 on March 20, 2008, 08:00:54 PMI twisted his head off like a bottlecap.Perfectissimo! Follow dutch's lead. Ok.The martial arts move formerly commonly known as the Flying Groin Kick is now known simply as "The Shady"
Quote from: dutch508 on March 20, 2008, 08:00:54 PMI twisted his head off like a bottlecap.Perfectissimo! Follow dutch's lead.
I twisted his head off like a bottlecap.
The last guy who looked at me that way is still looking...for his testicals.
Another.You once were accused of practicing surgery without a license when you removed a bothersome cad's manhood with an icy glare.Say, just what purpose do you have in mind for these pearls, milady?
I cannot disclose what I am up to, but I need your input. Please post outrageous brags that I, Schadenfreude, have free license to. They need to be a bit racy, a tad narcisstic, and practically unbelievable. Example:"I have crushed a man's skull between my thighs"Go ahead... post your best.
Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 20, 2008, 07:53:03 PMI cannot disclose what I am up to, but I need your input. Please post outrageous brags that I, Schadenfreude, have free license to. They need to be a bit racy, a tad narcisstic, and practically unbelievable. Example:"I have crushed a man's skull between my thighs"Go ahead... post your best. Hey Schade! This may be of some help! http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/page3.html
They called him 'James Bond' because Dutch was already copywrited.
Quote from: Toastedturningtidelegs on March 20, 2008, 08:24:08 PMQuote from: Schadenfreude on March 20, 2008, 07:53:03 PMI cannot disclose what I am up to, but I need your input. Please post outrageous brags that I, Schadenfreude, have free license to. They need to be a bit racy, a tad narcisstic, and practically unbelievable. Example:"I have crushed a man's skull between my thighs"Go ahead... post your best. Hey Schade! This may be of some help! http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/page3.htmlOMG... Im in love with you.I think there is a Jack Bauer one floating around too. I'll have to sort of tweak them.
This is great.....Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Schady, Hidden ....fill in blank ..... "
Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 20, 2008, 08:26:50 PMQuote from: Toastedturningtidelegs on March 20, 2008, 08:24:08 PMQuote from: Schadenfreude on March 20, 2008, 07:53:03 PMI cannot disclose what I am up to, but I need your input. Please post outrageous brags that I, Schadenfreude, have free license to. They need to be a bit racy, a tad narcisstic, and practically unbelievable. Example:"I have crushed a man's skull between my thighs"Go ahead... post your best. Hey Schade! This may be of some help! http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/page3.htmlOMG... Im in love with you.I think there is a Jack Bauer one floating around too. I'll have to sort of tweak them. I can spend hours on that site
Quote from: Toastedturningtidelegs on March 20, 2008, 08:29:10 PMQuote from: Schadenfreude on March 20, 2008, 08:26:50 PMQuote from: Toastedturningtidelegs on March 20, 2008, 08:24:08 PMQuote from: Schadenfreude on March 20, 2008, 07:53:03 PMI cannot disclose what I am up to, but I need your input. Please post outrageous brags that I, Schadenfreude, have free license to. They need to be a bit racy, a tad narcisstic, and practically unbelievable. Example:"I have crushed a man's skull between my thighs"Go ahead... post your best. Hey Schade! This may be of some help! http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/page3.htmlOMG... Im in love with you.I think there is a Jack Bauer one floating around too. I'll have to sort of tweak them. I can spend hours on that site You can see where this is going.... I think most people can, even the clever lurkers.
(reaching a bit)you sit on a bar stool like you are doing it a favor?
Quote from: Wretched Excess on March 20, 2008, 08:10:46 PM(reaching a bit)you sit on a bar stool like you are doing it a favor?Oh my! lol... I missed this one.
Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 20, 2008, 08:44:26 PMQuote from: Wretched Excess on March 20, 2008, 08:10:46 PM(reaching a bit)you sit on a bar stool like you are doing it a favor?Oh my! lol... I missed this one. (inside joke warning)I thought you were avoiding me.
Quote from: Wretched Excess on March 20, 2008, 08:52:22 PMQuote from: Schadenfreude on March 20, 2008, 08:44:26 PMQuote from: Wretched Excess on March 20, 2008, 08:10:46 PM(reaching a bit)you sit on a bar stool like you are doing it a favor?Oh my! lol... I missed this one. (inside joke warning)I thought you were avoiding me. I could have sworn I posted to the "Plague" post, but I must have thought about it and never followed through. Yes... avoidance... Schade gets no loving, NO loving!
When Schaden performed the Dance of the Seven Veils, the five virgins in attendance exploded.
"Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale / Her infinite variety: other women cloy / The appetites they feed, but she makes hungry / Where most she satisfies."
Quote"Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale / Her infinite variety: other women cloy / The appetites they feed, but she makes hungry / Where most she satisfies." act ii, scene 2, line 227
Quote from: Wretched Excess on March 20, 2008, 11:24:25 PMQuote"Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale / Her infinite variety: other women cloy / The appetites they feed, but she makes hungry / Where most she satisfies." act ii, scene 2, line 227Very beautiful WE. Do you think it is a bit much for me or just right?
