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Offline Chris_

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Friends I need your help....
« on: March 20, 2008, 07:53:03 PM »
I cannot disclose what I am up to, but I need your input. Please post outrageous brags that I, Schadenfreude, have free license to. They need to be a bit racy, a tad narcisstic, and practically unbelievable.

Example:

"I have crushed a man's skull between my thighs"

Go ahead... post your best.

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Re: Friends I need your help....
« Reply #1 on: March 20, 2008, 07:55:18 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 20, 2008, 07:53:03 PM
I cannot disclose what I am up to, but I need your input. Please post outrageous brags that I, Schadenfreude, have free license to. They need to be a bit racy, a tad narcisstic, and practically unbelievable.

Example:

"I have crushed a man's skull between my thighs"

Go ahead... post your best.

What a way to go!!! :naughty:





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Re: Friends I need your help....
« Reply #2 on: March 20, 2008, 07:56:25 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 20, 2008, 07:53:03 PM
I cannot disclose what I am up to, but I need your input. Please post outrageous brags that I, Schadenfreude, have free license to. They need to be a bit racy, a tad narcisstic, and practically unbelievable.

Example:

"I have crushed a man's skull between my thighs"

Go ahead... post your best.
Bad example, Shady.

That's not a brag, that's a well known fact!  :-)

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Re: Friends I need your help....
« Reply #3 on: March 20, 2008, 07:57:09 PM »
LOL.... peeps you aren't taking this seriesly.  :thatsright:
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Re: Friends I need your help....
« Reply #4 on: March 20, 2008, 07:58:28 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 20, 2008, 07:53:03 PM
I cannot disclose what I am up to, but I need your input. Please post outrageous brags that I, Schadenfreude, have free license to. They need to be a bit racy, a tad narcisstic, and practically unbelievable.

Example:

"I have crushed a man's skull between my thighs"

Go ahead... post your best.


Have you crushed a mans skull between your thighs? :therock:
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Re: Friends I need your help....
« Reply #5 on: March 20, 2008, 07:59:21 PM »
I once smothered a midget stick up artist to death with my foreskin in a Tulsa barroom.
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Re: Friends I need your help....
« Reply #6 on: March 20, 2008, 08:00:21 PM »
Quote from: asdf2231 on March 20, 2008, 07:59:21 PM
I once smothered a midget stick up artist to death with my foreskin in a Tulsa barroom.

Who hasn't? :-)
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Re: Friends I need your help....
« Reply #7 on: March 20, 2008, 08:00:33 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 20, 2008, 07:57:09 PM
LOL.... peeps you aren't taking this seriesly.  :thatsright:

Well the thought of my head between.....you get the idea,made it a bit hard ( :-)) to concentrate.
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Re: Friends I need your help....
« Reply #8 on: March 20, 2008, 08:00:54 PM »
I twisted his head off like a bottlecap.
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Re: Friends I need your help....
« Reply #9 on: March 20, 2008, 08:01:47 PM »
Quote from: Toastedturningtidelegs on March 20, 2008, 07:58:28 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 20, 2008, 07:53:03 PM
I cannot disclose what I am up to, but I need your input. Please post outrageous brags that I, Schadenfreude, have free license to. They need to be a bit racy, a tad narcisstic, and practically unbelievable.

Example:

"I have crushed a man's skull between my thighs"

Go ahead... post your best.


Have you crushed a mans skull between your thighs? :therock:

You're over-analyzing Toasted. Come on peepers!   :p
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Re: Friends I need your help....
« Reply #10 on: March 20, 2008, 08:02:10 PM »
you have destroyed more men than the plague? :-)
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Re: Friends I need your help....
« Reply #11 on: March 20, 2008, 08:03:04 PM »
Quote from: asdf2231 on March 20, 2008, 07:59:21 PM
I once smothered a midget stick up artist to death with my foreskin in a Tulsa barroom.


Huh? I don't think that line will work on me. Come on asdf, some projection is needed!  :lmao:
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Re: Friends I need your help....
« Reply #12 on: March 20, 2008, 08:03:32 PM »
I once made a woman in China have such an intense orgasm she died.  Blood was running out of her nose.

They asked me to become a porn star at one point in my life but I was too busy working on my Master's thesis and since I was getting all the porn stars at my place ANYWAY I figured why work at it.

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Re: Friends I need your help....
« Reply #13 on: March 20, 2008, 08:03:35 PM »
Quote from: dutch508 on March 20, 2008, 08:00:54 PM
I twisted his head off like a bottlecap.

Perfectissimo!  :evillaugh:

Follow dutch's lead.
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Re: Friends I need your help....
« Reply #14 on: March 20, 2008, 08:04:13 PM »
Projection is how he smothered him with a forekin.

Plus, he didn't stipulate it was his.
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Re: Friends I need your help....
« Reply #15 on: March 20, 2008, 08:04:22 PM »
Quote from: Wretched Excess on March 20, 2008, 08:02:10 PM
you have destroyed more men than the plague? :-)

That is pretty good!   :-)
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Re: Friends I need your help....
« Reply #16 on: March 20, 2008, 08:04:51 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 20, 2008, 08:03:04 PM
Quote from: asdf2231 on March 20, 2008, 07:59:21 PM
I once smothered a midget stick up artist to death with my foreskin in a Tulsa barroom.


Huh? I don't think that line will work on me. Come on asdf, some projection is needed!  :lmao:

Well you hadn't SPECIFIED! Yeesh!

And the foreskin thing was true.
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Re: Friends I need your help....
« Reply #17 on: March 20, 2008, 08:05:53 PM »
Quote from: Carl on March 20, 2008, 08:00:33 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 20, 2008, 07:57:09 PM
LOL.... peeps you aren't taking this seriesly.  :thatsright:

Well the thought of my head between.....you get the idea,made it a bit hard ( :-)) to concentrate.

Carl, you must chase those demon thoughts away.... go away naughty thoughts!  :evillaugh:

We have work to do!  :rotf:

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Re: Friends I need your help....
« Reply #18 on: March 20, 2008, 08:06:52 PM »
How about "world travel" themes..... ?.....
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Re: Friends I need your help....
« Reply #19 on: March 20, 2008, 08:07:56 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 20, 2008, 08:03:35 PM
Quote from: dutch508 on March 20, 2008, 08:00:54 PM
I twisted his head off like a bottlecap.

Perfectissimo!  :evillaugh:

Follow dutch's lead.

Ok.

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Re: Friends I need your help....
« Reply #20 on: March 20, 2008, 08:08:24 PM »
Quote from: asdf2231 on March 20, 2008, 08:04:51 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 20, 2008, 08:03:04 PM
Quote from: asdf2231 on March 20, 2008, 07:59:21 PM
I once smothered a midget stick up artist to death with my foreskin in a Tulsa barroom.


Huh? I don't think that line will work on me. Come on asdf, some projection is needed!  :lmao:

Well you hadn't SPECIFIED! Yeesh!

And the foreskin thing was true.

Hmmmm.... I thought I delivered my specifications to the forum quite succinctly....

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I cannot disclose what I am up to, but I need your input. Please post outrageous brags that I, Schadenfreude, have free license to. They need to be a bit racy, a tad narcisstic, and practically unbelievable.


The last I checked, I was cut.  :rotf:
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Re: Friends I need your help....
« Reply #21 on: March 20, 2008, 08:09:15 PM »
Quote from: VelvetElvis on March 20, 2008, 08:07:56 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 20, 2008, 08:03:35 PM
Quote from: dutch508 on March 20, 2008, 08:00:54 PM
I twisted his head off like a bottlecap.

Perfectissimo!  :evillaugh:

Follow dutch's lead.

Ok.

The martial arts move formerly commonly known as the Flying Groin Kick is now known simply as "The Shady"

Oh good! I am capturing all of these.  :bow:
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Re: Friends I need your help....
« Reply #22 on: March 20, 2008, 08:10:46 PM »

(reaching a bit)

you sit on a bar stool like you are doing it a favor?
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Re: Friends I need your help....
« Reply #23 on: March 20, 2008, 08:11:04 PM »
Quote from: dutch508 on March 20, 2008, 08:04:13 PM
Projection is how he smothered him with a forekin.

Plus, he didn't stipulate it was his.

I smothered someone with someone else's foreskin.  :rotf:
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Re: Friends I need your help....
« Reply #24 on: March 20, 2008, 08:11:35 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 20, 2008, 08:09:15 PM
Quote from: VelvetElvis on March 20, 2008, 08:07:56 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 20, 2008, 08:03:35 PM
Quote from: dutch508 on March 20, 2008, 08:00:54 PM
I twisted his head off like a bottlecap.

Perfectissimo!  :evillaugh:

Follow dutch's lead.

Ok.

The martial arts move formerly commonly known as the Flying Groin Kick is now known simply as "The Shady"

Oh good! I am capturing all of these.  :bow:

The last thing to go through his mind was my...

 :-)
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