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Re: Sick Irony- Fox News Shoe In To Take Helen’s Front Row Seat
« Reply #25 on: June 10, 2010, 06:17:59 PM »
I'd actually be worried that if I looked directly at her, I'd turn to stone.

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Re: Sick Irony- Fox News Shoe In To Take Helen’s Front Row Seat
« Reply #26 on: June 10, 2010, 07:37:16 PM »
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Re: Sick Irony- Fox News Shoe In To Take Helen’s Front Row Seat
« Reply #27 on: June 10, 2010, 09:03:55 PM »
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Re: Sick Irony- Fox News Shoe In To Take Helen’s Front Row Seat
« Reply #28 on: June 11, 2010, 01:38:00 AM »
Amen! While I would love to watch the spontaneous combustion over at DU, I couldn't stand to see her face in VIDEO when FNC was reporting on the story. Her and Henry Waxman could haunt houses.

Who says they don't already?

On the bright side, IF FNC DID hire Thomas, at 189 years old, she won't be there long....

Will she?   :confused:
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Re: Sick Irony- Fox News Shoe In To Take Helen’s Front Row Seat
« Reply #29 on: June 11, 2010, 02:21:21 PM »
Who says they don't already?

On the bright side, IF FNC DID hire Thomas, at 189 years old, she won't be there long....

Will she?   :confused:

I dunno, but two questions may help clarify that:

1) How long has "Drac" Clark been on TV; and

2) Can you guarantee that whatever has made "Drac" immortal isn't available to Helen Himmler?
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Re: Sick Irony- Fox News Shoe In To Take Helen’s Front Row Seat
« Reply #30 on: June 11, 2010, 03:01:29 PM »
I dunno, but two questions may help clarify that:

1) How long has "Drac" Clark been on TV; and

2) Can you guarantee that whatever has made "Drac" immortal isn't available to Helen Himmler?

1)  58 years, give or take 5 either way....

2)  No....
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Re: Sick Irony- Fox News Shoe In To Take Helen’s Front Row Seat
« Reply #31 on: June 12, 2010, 01:29:52 AM »
1)  58 years, give or take 5 either way....

2)  No....
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