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Southland Tales...
« on: March 20, 2008, 01:04:35 AM »
You could buy the movie or you could try this instead...

Take the 14$ you would have spent on the DVD and light it on fire and then jam a steak knife through the back of your hand and pour lemon juice into the resulting hole. Take roughly 90 minutes to do this.

It will give you the exact same experience as having to endure this ABSOLUTELY horrible piece of crap.

I LIKE bad movies in a lotta cases.  Cheesy B grade flicks are enjoyable if done right.

Southland Tales was like a movie scripted by Ben Burch and Ward Churchill and then filmed by Michal Moore's retarded 2nd cousin.  I mean this made a few David Lynch works that I had to drink to forget about look like Citizen Kane.

I have seen more coherant things laying on their backs in gutters with their pants half off rolling in spilled Boones Farm and screaming about the invisible bug people trying to steal their skin.




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Re: Southland Tales...
« Reply #1 on: March 20, 2008, 01:07:17 AM »
Are you saying you didn't like the movie?
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Re: Southland Tales...
« Reply #2 on: March 20, 2008, 01:08:19 AM »
I feel the same way about Revolver.  It also came out on Tuesday and I had been waiting for 2 years to see it.  It was awful!  I have Southland Tales here now.  Guess I should just send it back unwatched. :thatsright:
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Re: Southland Tales...
« Reply #3 on: March 20, 2008, 09:52:52 AM »
I feel the same way about Revolver.  It also came out on Tuesday and I had been waiting for 2 years to see it.  It was awful!  I have Southland Tales here now.  Guess I should just send it back unwatched. :thatsright:

It was filmed in Moonbattarama.

Seriously.

Republicans are evil and suck.

I can watch NBC Nightly News and get that message without wasting money and time wading through this film school rejects pet mastabatory fantasies.

Total dreck.




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Re: Southland Tales...
« Reply #4 on: March 20, 2008, 10:49:24 AM »
Damn, I just rented it. It looked good. :(