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Offline Randy

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Re: And this is why I don't live in Tornado Alley
« Reply #25 on: May 21, 2010, 11:06:09 AM »
Then on the 9th day, God created Air Conditioning.  :-)
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Re: And this is why I don't live in Tornado Alley
« Reply #26 on: May 21, 2010, 11:21:49 AM »
California is seeming better and better.  If we could get rid of the liberals it would be paradise on earth  :-)

Earthquakes.

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Re: And this is why I don't live in Tornado Alley
« Reply #27 on: May 21, 2010, 11:22:12 AM »
I guess that Jinx forgot about the tornado(es) that hit Monticello, MN. People were without power for a month because it tore up major distribution lines. I THINK that was in 1998.

1998.  Not last week.  And the week before that.  And the week before that.

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Re: And this is why I don't live in Tornado Alley
« Reply #28 on: May 21, 2010, 12:06:46 PM »
Earthquakes.

Meh, the big ones that are destructive are, in actuality, rare. Now, the daily ones that are fun to ride out......... :hyper:
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Re: And this is why I don't live in Tornado Alley
« Reply #29 on: May 21, 2010, 01:39:49 PM »
Then on the 9th day, God created Air Conditioning.  :-)
Ask my wife, when the A/C is on you pile on the clothes...




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Re: And this is why I don't live in Tornado Alley
« Reply #30 on: May 21, 2010, 01:50:22 PM »
My sister does that shit too... bugs the hell out of me when I visit.  During the summer, its 50º inside.  In winter, it's 80º.
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