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Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
« Reply #25 on: March 19, 2008, 07:07:37 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 19, 2008, 06:38:48 PM
hmmm. I was just informed by my daughter that lips and assholes were of the same biological material. That's an inneresting fact, that I thought you all should know.  :uhsure:
also the main ingredients in hot dogs...
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Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
« Reply #26 on: March 19, 2008, 07:14:50 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 19, 2008, 06:38:48 PM
hmmm. I was just informed by my daughter that lips and assholes were of the same biological material. That's an inneresting fact, that I thought you all should know.  :uhsure:



There is a joke in there just screaming to get out...
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Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
« Reply #27 on: March 19, 2008, 07:24:18 PM »
Quote from: freedumb2003 on March 19, 2008, 07:14:50 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 19, 2008, 06:38:48 PM
hmmm. I was just informed by my daughter that lips and assholes were of the same biological material. That's an inneresting fact, that I thought you all should know.  :uhsure:



There is a joke in there just screaming to get out...

From which end?  :lmao: Ok, I admit I laffed when my kids told me that.
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Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
« Reply #28 on: March 19, 2008, 07:27:30 PM »
Quote from: Big Don on March 19, 2008, 07:07:37 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 19, 2008, 06:38:48 PM
hmmm. I was just informed by my daughter that lips and assholes were of the same biological material. That's an inneresting fact, that I thought you all should know.  :uhsure:
also the main ingredients in hot dogs...

You had to remind me as I am eating a ballpark bun length dog.  :lmao:
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Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
« Reply #29 on: March 19, 2008, 07:31:12 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 19, 2008, 07:27:30 PM
Quote from: Big Don on March 19, 2008, 07:07:37 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 19, 2008, 06:38:48 PM
hmmm. I was just informed by my daughter that lips and assholes were of the same biological material. That's an inneresting fact, that I thought you all should know.  :uhsure:
also the main ingredients in hot dogs...

You had to remind me as I am eating a ballpark bun length dog.  :lmao:

Can you post a pic?  ;)
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Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
« Reply #30 on: March 19, 2008, 07:33:56 PM »
Quote from: freedumb2003 on March 19, 2008, 07:31:12 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 19, 2008, 07:27:30 PM
Quote from: Big Don on March 19, 2008, 07:07:37 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 19, 2008, 06:38:48 PM
hmmm. I was just informed by my daughter that lips and assholes were of the same biological material. That's an inneresting fact, that I thought you all should know.  :uhsure:
also the main ingredients in hot dogs...

You had to remind me as I am eating a ballpark bun length dog.  :lmao:

Can you post a pic?  ;)


Honestly the things I do for you.....

Here is a nice vizool

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Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
« Reply #31 on: March 19, 2008, 07:39:04 PM »
Quote from: Rebel on March 19, 2008, 12:16:41 PM
Those things are replaceable?

Good news for the guys in San Fran, if so!

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Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
« Reply #32 on: March 19, 2008, 07:56:43 PM »
*makes note to self and copies shadie's chart*
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Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
« Reply #33 on: March 19, 2008, 07:58:51 PM »
Quote from: DixieBelle on March 19, 2008, 07:56:43 PM
*makes note to self and copies shadie's chart*


I am still pondering it. But what does it all mean?  :-)
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Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
« Reply #34 on: March 19, 2008, 08:09:52 PM »
Quote from: freedumb2003 on March 19, 2008, 07:31:12 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 19, 2008, 07:27:30 PM
Quote from: Big Don on March 19, 2008, 07:07:37 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 19, 2008, 06:38:48 PM
hmmm. I was just informed by my daughter that lips and assholes were of the same biological material. That's an inneresting fact, that I thought you all should know.  :uhsure:
also the main ingredients in hot dogs...

You had to remind me as I am eating a ballpark bun length dog.  :lmao:

Can you post a pic?  ;)


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Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
« Reply #35 on: March 19, 2008, 08:13:38 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 19, 2008, 07:58:51 PM
Quote from: DixieBelle on March 19, 2008, 07:56:43 PM
*makes note to self and copies shadie's chart*


I am still pondering it. But what does it all mean?  :-)

That I haven't eaten enough hot dogs in my life. Who knew there were so many options???  :evillaugh: :rotf:
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Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
« Reply #36 on: March 19, 2008, 08:20:00 PM »
Quote from: DixieBelle on March 19, 2008, 08:13:38 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 19, 2008, 07:58:51 PM
Quote from: DixieBelle on March 19, 2008, 07:56:43 PM
*makes note to self and copies shadie's chart*


I am still pondering it. But what does it all mean?  :-)

That I haven't eaten enough hot dogs in my life. Who knew there were so many options???  :evillaugh: :rotf:

I'm analyzing the data, there is no way the polska is 19.6 inches long.  :banghead:
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Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
« Reply #37 on: March 19, 2008, 08:33:06 PM »
don't have time to read the whole thread
congrats to WE on the new job tho...
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Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
« Reply #38 on: March 19, 2008, 09:30:13 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 19, 2008, 08:20:00 PM
Quote from: DixieBelle on March 19, 2008, 08:13:38 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 19, 2008, 07:58:51 PM
Quote from: DixieBelle on March 19, 2008, 07:56:43 PM
*makes note to self and copies shadie's chart*


I am still pondering it. But what does it all mean?  :-)

That I haven't eaten enough hot dogs in my life. Who knew there were so many options???  :evillaugh: :rotf:

Cross-posting this:


I'm analyzing the data, there is no way the polska is 19.6 inches long.  :banghead:
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Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
« Reply #39 on: March 20, 2008, 06:01:26 AM »
Quote from: Wretched Excess on March 19, 2008, 11:28:37 AM
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Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead

 A German retiree is taking a hospital to court after she went in for a leg operation and got a new anus instead, the Daily Telegraph is reporting.

The woman woke up to find she had been mixed up with another patient suffering from incontinence who was to have surgery on her sphincter.

The clinic in Hochfranken, Bavaria, has since suspended the surgical team.

Now the woman is planning to sue the hospital. She still needs the leg operation and is searching for another hospital to do it.

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holy &^%$@ :o :o :o :o
I'm sure her lawyers will be ble to crack the case wide open.   :-)
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Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
« Reply #40 on: March 20, 2008, 08:05:13 AM »
Quote from: lug-nut on March 20, 2008, 06:01:26 AM
Quote from: Wretched Excess on March 19, 2008, 11:28:37 AM
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Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead

 A German retiree is taking a hospital to court after she went in for a leg operation and got a new anus instead, the Daily Telegraph is reporting.

The woman woke up to find she had been mixed up with another patient suffering from incontinence who was to have surgery on her sphincter.

The clinic in Hochfranken, Bavaria, has since suspended the surgical team.

Now the woman is planning to sue the hospital. She still needs the leg operation and is searching for another hospital to do it.

Linky


holy &^%$@ :o :o :o :o
I'm sure her lawyers will be ble to crack the case wide open.   :-)

 . . . it would be true poetic justice if her attorney tore the doctor a new asshole.

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Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
« Reply #41 on: March 20, 2008, 08:14:37 AM »
Quote from: Wretched Excess on March 20, 2008, 08:05:13 AM
Quote from: lug-nut on March 20, 2008, 06:01:26 AM
Quote from: Wretched Excess on March 19, 2008, 11:28:37 AM
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Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead

 A German retiree is taking a hospital to court after she went in for a leg operation and got a new anus instead, the Daily Telegraph is reporting.

The woman woke up to find she had been mixed up with another patient suffering from incontinence who was to have surgery on her sphincter.

The clinic in Hochfranken, Bavaria, has since suspended the surgical team.

Now the woman is planning to sue the hospital. She still needs the leg operation and is searching for another hospital to do it.

Linky


holy &^%$@ :o :o :o :o
I'm sure her lawyers will be ble to crack the case wide open.   :-)

 . . . it would be true poetic justice if her attorney tore the doctor a new asshole.



That was a perfect pun!  :rotf:
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