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Offline Chris_

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Don't mess with me man...
« on: May 11, 2010, 12:54:24 AM »
I'm a Black Belt. My test was Friday morning. A few pics:




 Yeah, they kicked my ass a bit.



Scars heal, glory fades
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Pain hurts, but only for a minute
Yeah life is short so go on and live it
It don't matter if you lose or if you win it
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Re: Don't mess with me man...
« Reply #1 on: May 11, 2010, 06:20:16 AM »
But you should see the other guys, right?
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Re: Don't mess with me man...
« Reply #2 on: May 11, 2010, 06:47:09 AM »
wow

They did a number on you. Your face looks so puffy and swollen and...oh wait.


Anyway, congrats.

The drubbing I took had my right ear bruised so heavily it was black for a week and I couldn't sleep on that side of my head. I was literally seeing red by the end of the encounter and I swear I saw lights flashing every time he hit me.
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Re: Don't mess with me man...
« Reply #3 on: May 11, 2010, 08:00:24 AM »
Quote from: thundley4 on May 11, 2010, 06:20:16 AM
But you should see the other guys, right?

There were more of them then there were of me
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Re: Don't mess with me man...
« Reply #4 on: May 11, 2010, 09:17:45 AM »
You passed?

Congratulations.
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Re: Don't mess with me man...
« Reply #5 on: May 11, 2010, 09:23:58 AM »
That's WHY I prefer Judo. The injuries aren't as visible. They typically hurt like hell and normally affect the joints, tendons, ligaments and muscles, but no visible bruising (usually).
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Re: Don't mess with me man...
« Reply #6 on: May 11, 2010, 10:05:18 AM »
ouch.  :(


But congrats! I know a Black Belt is a great achievement!  :bow: :bow: :bow:
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Re: Don't mess with me man...
« Reply #7 on: May 11, 2010, 10:23:31 AM »
Hey, I thought you were supposed to hit them with your hands, not your face...

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Re: Don't mess with me man...
« Reply #8 on: May 11, 2010, 01:08:41 PM »
I did pass, thanks all.
I didn't hit them with my face, I blocked with it
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Re: Don't mess with me man...
« Reply #9 on: May 11, 2010, 03:14:37 PM »
Quote from: Big Don on May 11, 2010, 01:08:41 PM
I did pass, thanks all.
I didn't hit them with my face, I blocked with it

You seemed rather hesitant in the run-up.

Was it:

A) as bad as you imagined

B) not as bad

C) might have been bad but didn't have time to think about it

D) "What were we talking about and why is that cabbage staring at me?"
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Re: Don't mess with me man...
« Reply #10 on: May 11, 2010, 04:11:46 PM »
That makes you all the more hotter.   :-*
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Re: Don't mess with me man...
« Reply #11 on: May 11, 2010, 06:32:17 PM »
Quote from: BEG on May 11, 2010, 04:11:46 PM
That makes you all the more hotter.   :-*
I know
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Re: Don't mess with me man...
« Reply #12 on: May 11, 2010, 06:33:11 PM »
Quote from: Mr Snuggle Bunny on May 11, 2010, 03:14:37 PM
You seemed rather hesitant in the run-up.

Was it:

A) as bad as you imagined

B) not as bad

C) might have been bad but didn't have time to think about it

D) "What were we talking about and why is that cabbage staring at me?"
B although, the ride to the test, 2 hrs, was much much worse, ragged on by the five black belts in the car the whole way
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Re: Don't mess with me man...
« Reply #13 on: May 11, 2010, 06:40:48 PM »
Congratuations on getting your black belt. Right now my face looks like Rocky's at the end of the first movie and all I did was have a tooth pulled.
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Re: Don't mess with me man...
« Reply #14 on: May 11, 2010, 07:40:59 PM »
Quote from: Airwolf on May 11, 2010, 06:40:48 PM
Congratuations on getting your black belt. Right now my face looks like Rocky's at the end of the first movie and all I did was have a tooth pulled.
Thanks
I started five years ago last Wednesday. Five years ago Sunday, was the first time I sparred and I took a right to the face that cut my forehead open above my eye, just like in a Rocky movie.
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Re: Don't mess with me man...
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Re: Don't mess with me man...
« Reply #16 on: May 11, 2010, 08:08:16 PM »
Quote from: Airwolf on May 11, 2010, 06:40:48 PM
Congratuations on getting your black belt. Right now my face looks like Rocky's at the end of the first movie and all I did was have a tooth pulled.

I went to the dentist today too. She gave me a shot, started drilling and I could feel it so she gave me another shot. She tilted the chair so much that my head was lower than the rest of my body.  When she was done my whole upper left side of my face was complely numb. Even my lower lid was numb and droopy. I looked like I had had a stroke.
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Re: Don't mess with me man...
« Reply #17 on: May 11, 2010, 08:09:23 PM »
Way to go!!! My son is planning on getting his black belt. Yikes. I think I will stay home that day. :-)
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Re: Don't mess with me man...
« Reply #18 on: May 11, 2010, 10:23:53 PM »
Congrats!

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Re: Don't mess with me man...
« Reply #19 on: May 12, 2010, 12:16:20 AM »
Congrats :hi5:
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Re: Don't mess with me man...
« Reply #20 on: May 12, 2010, 12:35:00 AM »
While I used to be pretty  good at Judo and have a belt, I firmly believe in the old adage, " God made man. Smith & Wesson made them equal". ;)
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Re: Don't mess with me man...
« Reply #21 on: May 12, 2010, 12:41:37 AM »
Quote from: Thor on May 12, 2010, 12:35:00 AM
While I used to be pretty  good at Judo and have a belt, I firmly believe in the old adage, " God made man. Smith & Wesson made them equal". ;)
I like: A Black Belt covers 2" of your ass, it is up to you to cover the rest
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Re: Don't mess with me man...
« Reply #22 on: May 13, 2010, 04:28:47 PM »
Quote from: Big Don on May 12, 2010, 12:41:37 AM
I like: A Black Belt covers 2" of your ass, it is up to you to cover the rest


Besides building confidence, consentration, and mental strength, this is a great tool for kids that have anger issues. 
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Re: Don't mess with me man...
« Reply #23 on: May 13, 2010, 05:00:29 PM »
Don't mess with tha Donster!
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Re: Don't mess with me man...
« Reply #24 on: May 13, 2010, 05:04:32 PM »
Quote from: THA HOUSTON PIMP IS IN DA HOUZ! on May 13, 2010, 05:00:29 PM
Don't mess with tha Donster!
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