Isn't it a little early to be hitting the Wild Turkey? 
Chris, this is a well known fact that has been hidden from our education.
First time I heard about this, I was at UNH when a Doctor came to lecture and it was he that opened our eyes to the truth. Doctor Timothy Leary a well respected Professor, welcomed and paid big bucks to speak at any college he wished was a bit unusual I admit, before his speech he passed out these cubes of sugar for us to sample.
For some reason all I remember is this part of his speech, I was more interested in the spiders climbing in the hair of this one girl I disliked.