I'm guessing they wouldn't like hearing what I do when I enter the "pristine habitat" of animals...

This reminds me of the hoax pulled by some very wealthy and board people sometimes in the 1960's that started a Society for public decency that asked for donations to lobby for a law that farmers had to place pants on male cows, horses
And short haired domestic short haired dogs.
For the next 25 or so years they received donations that they placed in the bank to earn interest. When they decided to end the Society, they returned the money to the donors explaining the joke.
I remember they appeared on a talk show, Merv Griffin , I believe and and when asked how much money they had been sent, replied over 2.5 Million.
Not surprising when I saw the ad for these little devises that are attached to a dogs tail that cover its brown eye.